Sung like "Winter Wonderland"

Lacy things the wife is missin',
Didn't ask for her persmission,
I'm wearin her clothes - silk panty hose,
Waklin' 'round in womens's underwear.

In the store there's a teddy,
With little straps like spaghetti,
It holds me so tight like handcuffs at night,
Waklin' 'round in womens's underwear.

In the office there's a guy named Melvin,
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown,
He'll say are you ready, we'll say whoa man,
Let's wait until the wife's out of town.

Later on if you wanna,
We can dress like Madonna,
Put on some eye shade and join the parade,
Waklin' 'round in womens's underwear.

Lacy things... missin',
Didn't ask... persmission,
Wearin her clothes - silk panty hose,
Waklin' 'round in womens's underwear,
Waklin' 'round in womens's underwear,
Waklin' 'round in womens's underwear.

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"Women, you can't live with them ... pass the beer nuts." - Norm Peterson (George Wednt) on Cheers

"Sometimes you just have to say, what the fuck." - Tom Cruise in Risky Business

"It tastes so good. Once it hits your lips." - Frank the Tank in Old School

You are seriously messed up pal

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

thats too funny they used to play that on a radio station out here all the time... hey do you know the song I'm In Love With A Rubber Doll?

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Would you cater to every fantasy I've got? Would you hose me down with holy water if I get to hot? Can you take me places I've never known?

Sucks, Fucks & Kisses

That's a Twisted Tune! You can hear it (and others) here :Twisted Radio These guys are based in Seattle and have a lot of GREAT twisted songs. For most of the songs they try to get the same sound and a singer that sounds like the original. It's good stuff!

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Here's one of my faves that they do...

Caught Me One-Handed

(Parody of It Wasn't Me By Shaggy)



“Shaggy, are you in there?”
“I ‘m uh uh busy right now, I’ve got…”
“Oh my God!”
“Ughhhhh”

Oh No! Mommy came in and she caught me one-handed
Dreamin’ about the girl next door
Picture this I was working that gherkin
Shoulda’ locked that bedroom door
How could I get caught while was I pickin’up a pound of meat?
All this time she was standin’ there
I’m polishing my good friend Pete

When you are young man you need a little thrilla
Keep a dirty magazine underneath your pilla
You never admit when you tenderize your steak
Or when you been wrestling with a one-eyed snake

A box a Kleenex on the counter
(I was in heat)
A tube of lotion on the sofa
(To beat my meat)
Hear my breathin’ getting louder
(I was in heat)
All the sudden it was over

Mommy came in and she caught me one handed
Lookin’ for the unicorn
(Mom, geez!)
Picture this I had roped that pony
Had him in a tug of war
How could I be casual while the General salutes my feet?
And the bishop he was standin’ there shivering for lack of heat
(Come on, lil’ fella’)
Can you tell that I am embarrassed for that shame that I caused?
So that purple headed warrior will have to be flogged

When you start to stimulatin’ your little fella’
You’re strokin’ that bat like a young Lou Piniella
You’ll never get a real woman, ain’t no way
But you can play choke it with the chicken all day

Mommy came in and she caught me one-handed
Dreamin’ about the girl next door
Picture this I was working that gherkin
Shoulda’ locked that bedroom door
How could I get caught while was I pickin’ up a pound of meat?
All this time she was standin’ there
I’m polishing my good friend Pete

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

LOL what great songs. The woman's undies LMAO!!!
-Summer

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-Summer
~ Pics of ~
~ little ol' ~
~ me! ~

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Ahhh, thanks Aqua! A local rado station plays these tunes and I kept wondering where they were from.........

Funny Stuff

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"I'm all for bringing back the birch, but only between consenting adults".
~ Gore Vidal

I knew these guys down here didn't write that stuff...

...though they often imply that they did.

"Picture this, they've been caught red-handed..."

-en flagrante delicto-

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I'm your Huckleberry.

Weird Al writes some good parodies too....and they sound just like the original songs too

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"I am so smart! S-M-R-T!" - Homer Simpson

The sun is gone, but I have a light - Kurt Cobain

~I love Nikki~

Walkin round is from the Bob and Tom radio show.

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"...I won't be your winter...and I won't be anyones excuse to cry."

"Even heroes have the right to bleed."

"I'm wakin up at the start of the end of the world

FUNNY STUFF!!

ROTFLMAO!

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"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show



The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy

"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein

I have never seen anyone "waklin'" before. Sometime you must show us how it's done.

*running, ducking, and hiding* and ROFLMAO



Sugarsprinkles

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My Stories:
Dream Date
Just Desserts
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 1
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 2
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 3
RAVISHED!!
My Birthday - A Fantasy

OMGGGGGGGGG!!!!!

ROFLMFAO!

Hubbies name is Chuck and I always sing..........Chuck's nuts roasting on an open fire! He hates it! Hope he doesn't read this!!!!!!

*running outta this thread*

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~