12-10-2002, 02:25 AM
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Muff Diver extrodinare
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10 things...................
THINGY (thing-ee) n.
female: Any part under a car's bonnet.
male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
LESBIAN (lez-bi-an) n.
female: A woman who makes love to other women.
male: A woman who has sex with other women so men can watch.
VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
male: Playing cricket without a box.
REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2 minutes.
COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with your mates.
BUM (bum) n.
female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes look bigger.
male: The organ for mooning (and farting).
COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.
ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
female: A good movie, concert, play or book, dinner with best mates.
male: Sex, preferably with two lesbians.
FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.
MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
male: What women do while the man is shagging.
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12-10-2002, 03:12 AM
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Horny Devil
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LMAO!!!
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12-10-2002, 03:23 AM
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<----Snappin' Pussy
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LMFAO
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12-10-2002, 03:42 AM
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Muff Diver extrodinare
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TEN THINGS Men Know About Women
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10. They have breasts.
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12-10-2002, 04:59 AM
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Seductress
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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12-10-2002, 10:47 AM
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Mooooo!!!
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ROTFLMAO!!!
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12-10-2002, 10:51 AM
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Registered User
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lol
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12-10-2002, 09:28 PM
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~Excitable Boy~
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Wombat,
Concerning the 10 things men know about women:
"Isn't that all we need to know?"
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12-11-2002, 11:49 AM
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Location: Rochester N.H.
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Incitatus---No;they also have a mouth,ass,legs&crotch.Also hands
if your into"handjobs!" Irish
P.S.With anything else,you act like you're interested,so that you can get to the others!
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