There was once a war between the US& the English!
An English soldier was taken POW,by the French!
A French interrogator asked the Englishman-"Why do your officers wear Red coats?It makes them very obvious targets on the battlefield."
The English officer replied-"That way if we get wounded,the blood
won't show to our men&won't ruin their fighting ability"
Since that day,the French Officers,have worn brown pants! Irish
P.S.Heard that on the radio this morning&thought it was so funny,
that I thought that I would share it!

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