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Old 04-21-2003, 10:31 PM
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Women/Men and Prayers

Who knew?
Women and Men even pray different


FEMALE PRAYER:

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll love my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never attempt to hit on my friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the creep you sent me instead.

Amen.

MALE PRAYER:
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with big boobs
who owns a liquor store. Include a lifetime supply of brown bags if
necessary.
Amen
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