No - I didn't make it up. Story about a woman from UK who must be crazy. (The insurance company told me I didn't qualify as it was already too late.)


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/...set/3044667.stm

I'm sure she's a lovely person but I wouldn't exactly call her a raging beauty............

If she does claim, the first thing she should do is get her teeth done.

(bitch bitch)

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This woman was on TV this morning saying that it's all really a bit of a joke since her hubby constantly teased her about leaving her if she ever lost her looks.

I love the bit about the claim can only be settled if 10 builders agree that she has become ugly........she only need to wear a short skirt and they'll be wolf-whistling all day !!!!

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Which insurance company is this?? I want to get policy so that if I paint my toenails bright orange, I get $100,000.....

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LOL CasperTG

I'm glad it's meant to be a bit of a joke . .. hope her husband appreciates it, especially since he apparently didn't like to see her figure changing when she was pregnant. Grr!

Man, if he ever wants quick cash all he has to do is take a ball-bat to her face...



Jk Jk....easy

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Ummm then why take out something like this? Not to mention the hubby hated it when she was preg?! Geez...

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