EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how is
everything going?" inquired God. "It is all so beautiful, God," she
replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the
sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem. It is these
breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am
constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and
snagging them on bushes. They are a real pain," reported Eve. And Eve went
on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such
as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc..........she felt! that having only two
breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced," as she put it.

"That is a fair point," replied God, "But it was my first shot at this, you
know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only
half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away."
And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the
bushes. Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of
Eden. "Well, Eve how is my favorite creation?"

"Just fantastic," she replied, "But for one oversight on your part. You
see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her
bull. All the animals have a mate exc! ept me. I feel so alone."

God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How could
I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a
man from a part of you. Now let's see............where did I put the
useless boob?"

---Now doesn't THAT make more sense than that crap about the rib?
Irish

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