Mayhem and I had a huge giggle over these Crazy US Laws

This one made us both say WTF?!?
• Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants in Marshalltown, Iowa.

OR how about some Crazy UK Laws

WOO HOO!
"It is illegal for a woman to be topless in public except as a clerk in a tropical fish store."

Perhaps some Crazy Aussy Laws will tickle your funny bone.

Fashion crime
"It is illegal to wear hot pink pants after midday Sunday."

Or last but not least, Crazy Canadian Laws, Eh.

these poor horses!
"You can't drag a dead horse down Yonge Street on a Sunday."

I'm a regular scofflaw...

Ok, I know some proud bitches who are in BIG trouble...

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lizzardbits,

Yes indeed! Lawmakers provide us with an unending source of entertainment. Great stuff.

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Eudaimonia

They are soo hilarious.

...but the author is gotta do a little editting...some are repeated (word-for-word sometimes...).

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yeah, i noticed that

i have to say that i am a bit of a lawbreaker, lol, especially with the oral sex laws

Oh geezzzzz...talk about antiquated! We haven't cleared the road of livestock, at night, with a rocket in ages! We use lasers now!

And the last time we took apart our vehicle on account of making a horse skittish, I lost some parts in the corn field! Now we own a car that is painted like a corn field and blends in beautifully when we travel through Lancaster county!

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