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Old 03-31-2002, 11:08 PM
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hhhhheeeeeellllllllpppppp!!!!!!!!!???????????
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Old 04-01-2002, 02:09 AM
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errrrmmmmmm....how about you tell us what the problem is first....then maybe we can help
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Old 04-01-2002, 08:55 PM
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umm ok help on what rofl
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Old 04-02-2002, 03:27 AM
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Help is on the way as soon as we find out what the emergency is lmao
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Old 04-02-2002, 04:51 AM
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If we guess what the problem is, do we get a bonus?
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Old 04-02-2002, 04:52 AM
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isnt that a song by the beatles????

whats your prob im sure some one here will be able to help you.
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Old 04-02-2002, 09:28 AM
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Help???????

Did you use crazy glue instead of lotion Kampfer??????
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Old 04-02-2002, 12:20 PM
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maybe his keyboard broke ?!?!?!?!?!?!
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Old 04-02-2002, 06:43 PM
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Diva,

That was a different song "Stuck on You"
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Old 04-02-2002, 06:57 PM
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Help???????

Did you use crazy glue instead of lotion Kampfer??????


Maybe he used Vicks Vapo Rub instead of Vaseline....That's NO FUN!!!
Ask me how I know! LOL
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Ok, Sugarsprinkles , How Do you know?Come On Give the details...LoL
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Old 04-03-2002, 08:27 AM
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Maybe Kampfer was in the middle of looking at one of our lovely pixies ladies pictures and when he shot his load it hit the monitor and it shorted it out
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Old 04-03-2002, 08:32 AM
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Ok, Sugarsprinkles , How Do you know?Come On Give the details...LoL


This is what happens when a too eager guy doesn't bother to turn on the bathroom light and thinks he's grabbing the Vaseline and grabs the Vicks.
And let me tell you IT BURNS LIKE HELL!!!!!!
Happened when I was 16 or 17 and I can still feel that damn burning when I think about it.
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Sugarsprinkles,
I know at the time it wasn't funny but Now LOL!
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Old 04-03-2002, 10:39 PM
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This is what happens when a too eager guy doesn't bother to turn on the bathroom light and thinks he's grabbing the Vaseline and grabs the Vicks.
And let me tell you IT BURNS LIKE HELL!!!!!!
Happened when I was 16 or 17 and I can still feel that damn burning when I think about it.


damn! that's almost like handling the member after you have been cooking with Habanero peppers!!!

(the moral of the story is to wear gloves!)
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