11-20-2007, 01:30 PM
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Missing the Angels
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: South Dakota
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What made your heart stop today?
For me it was being in the middle of a screaming orgasm and hearing the front door slam. (child came home early from a sleepover)
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11-20-2007, 01:41 PM
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Turn it up!
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Music City
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Wow, talk about a buzzkill.
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11-20-2007, 02:28 PM
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Goddess Of the night
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: PA
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oh gawd i can just imagine. thank goodness mine only 4
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I love the night
I love the element of danger and the ecstasy of flight,
I love the night
I love to dance with a stranger and to feel his delight,
And when the dancing is through, I kick off my shoes,
And I listen to the beating of his heart
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11-20-2007, 03:49 PM
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Leo was right
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Eastern Iowa
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Yeah, I'm thinking that would probably do it Soda.
But Boog, you did keep right on going, right?
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus
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11-20-2007, 03:51 PM
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Booger Lama
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Michigan
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Quote:
Originally Posted by IowaMan
Yeah, I'm thinking that would probably do it Soda.
But Boog, you did keep right on going, right?
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LOL nope that kind of stopped everything dead in their tracks.
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it's only kinky the first time
it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun
a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand
whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell
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11-20-2007, 03:53 PM
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Leo was right
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Eastern Iowa
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I'm thinking Kiddo owes you guys the benefit of the better leverage come Thursday when it comes to the wishbone.
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus
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11-22-2007, 12:26 AM
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Turn it up!
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Location: Music City
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Getting my first ever jury summons in the mail today.
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Plug me into somethin'
If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.
No good deed ever goes unpunished
Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.
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11-22-2007, 04:21 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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Finding out one of our boys has started smoking.
He's 21, but I still wish he hadn't.
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11-22-2007, 08:16 PM
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One Hot Mamma!
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Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Madisonville, TN
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GINORMOUS clap of thunder right over the house at like 3 this morning! I had only just dozed off and ********BANG--BAM--GRUMBLE********
Needless to say, my eyes bolted open and I was like
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11-22-2007, 08:32 PM
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gangster of love
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: ohio
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19 month-old running for the stairs at grandma's
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11-23-2007, 11:38 AM
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Turn it up!
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Music City
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Waking up from an apnea episode this a.m., 25 min before the alarm...
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Plug me into somethin'
If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.
No good deed ever goes unpunished
Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.
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11-23-2007, 02:47 PM
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♦*♥Moderatrix♥*♦
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Seeing Santa
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12-07-2007, 03:49 PM
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Leo was right
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Eastern Iowa
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Mine skipped a beat or two this morning when I was driving along and hit a patch of ice and did a bit of skidding that I really wasn't planning on.
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus
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12-29-2007, 10:19 PM
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Leo was right
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Eastern Iowa
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Looking out my window to see that my 91 yr. old neighbor was trying to shovel the snow off of her driveway.
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus
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12-29-2007, 11:28 PM
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One Hot Mamma!
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Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Madisonville, TN
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baby girl trying to roll off the side of my bed this morning! she's trying to crawl damnit!
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