True or False

[pinkFlames]

False, my boyfriend washed my car for me. :D

You sometimes wonder why you bother with pets.

[Anglosaxon]

True

You will walk your dog whatever the weather

[AZRedHot]

False. I have little dogs, and they get all the walking they need running around the yard.

It's already Friday where you are.

[dicksbro]

True. Friday ... 4:20AM. :)

You have on something with blue in it.

[pinkFlames]

False (unless you count my eyes)

You're sitting typing in the nude.

[Anglosaxon]

False - (but would really like to, colleagues might not approve)

You have climaxed since you last typed reply to this thread

[jseal]

False ... But wait until tonight!


It is snowing now where you live.

[pinkFlames]

False but I wouldn't mind. It's a hot humid night here.


There is clutter on your dining table at the moment.

[rockintime]

False...rather surprising actually!


I'm going to watch the Winter Olympics.

[gekkogecko]

True, since it involves my two favorites sports.

You intend to make naked snow angles at the next opportunity.

[AZRedHot]

False. I can never decide if they should be acute or obtuse. ;)

You have to work this weekend.

[dicksbro]

False ... unless watching the Superbowl counts as work. :)

You have a little cold you're trying to get rid of.

[jseal]

False - we have a BIG snowstorm outside. :)



You have already begun your weekend chores.

[PantyFanatic]

False~ The chores are well under way but the weekend has just started for me.




You suspect there isn't as much caffeine on your coffee as there use to be. :coffee:

[jseal]

False


You have some digging out to do today! :(

[dicksbro]

True ... I do need to get my desk straightened up. :D

You know at least two languages fluently.

[GusAspar]

You know at least two languages fluently.

False - my French is far from fluent these days.

You're vegetarian.

[jseal]

False.



You enjoy burning scented candles.

[benjercenov]

True

You enjoy watching 2 men have sex.

[jseal]

False


You routinely skip breakfast.

[Vicious Tease]

True


You often fantasize about one certain pixie.

[PantyFanatic]

False~


You often fantasize about a number of Pixies.

[Vicious Tease]

True


You are expecting to get lucky this weekend.

[PantyFanatic]

True! Already did, I'm under VT. :boink:


When you gamble you enjoy time at the craps table.

[Vicious Tease]

True - ish ... I've never played, but I enjoy watching.



You still make wishes .... on shooting stars, birthday candles, etc.

[AZRedHot]

True. Can't hurt, right?

You've already got a nap planned for tomorrow.

[jseal]

False.


You carpool to commute.

[Vicious Tease]

False.


You have the day off tomorrow.

[PantyFanatic]

I wish. :banghead:




Actually you enjoy your work and get a little satisfaction from it.

[Vicious Tease]

True


You will be in Vegas for PAGAN 2010.

[gekkogecko]

Decidedly false.

You have adopted a program of massive denial about your life problems.

[Vicious Tease]

False ... I am completely aware of each and every one of them.



You will head over to the pic threads when you leave the games.

[dicksbro]

True. At least it was this morning and probably will be again.

You enjoy sexy poetry and stories.

[Vicious Tease]

True


You sing in the shower.

[dicksbro]

True

You usually carry nail clippers in your purse or pocket.

[jseal]

False


You own more than two sex toys.

[Vicious Tease]

true


You always start your day with coffee.

[dicksbro]

False. Usually have a cup most mornings, but I have missed now and then.

You usually play music you like very loud.

[AZRedHot]

False; I'm already suffering a hearing deficit from doing that in my younger, stupider days. But I DO turn it up.

You've bought new music in the last week.

[dicksbro]

False in the last week, but true in the last month. A CD from a performance given by a St. Louis jazz band. :)

You've eaten supper already.

[PantyFanatic]

False. It's noon and I'm just back from breakfast.


Breakfast is your favorite meal of the day.

[Vicious Tease]

False. I'd skip it entirely if it wouldn't cause my sugar to bottom out.


You rarely order dessert.

[dicksbro]

True.

You like to wear shorts when the weather permits.

[PantyFanatic]

Not so much 'permits' as 'requires'. I wear them when it's needed but that means it's already warmer than I care for.




When it moves away from the perfect 68F (19C) you would rather the temperature go down than up an equal amount.

[dicksbro]

Maybe. :)

You've been known to have had Green Beer on St. Patrick's Day.

[jseal]

False


You often feel lonely.

[dicksbro]

False

You have grandchildren

[jseal]

False


You do not own a cassette music player.

[AZRedHot]

True.

You have yard work to do this weekend.

[jseal]

False


You need to go grocery shopping.

[Vicious Tease]

True


You need to do laundry.

[AZRedHot]

True.

You should be in bed by now.

[dicksbro]

True, but I've got a 6am meeting followed by a get together in Peoria at 8am for St. Paddy's Day.

You're going to wear something green today for St Patrick's Day.

[Vicious Tease]

True


You pinched someone today.

[dicksbro]

False ... but the day's not over yet :)

You drank more than 3 cups of coffee so far today

[AZRedHot]

False. I haven't drunk 3 cups of coffee so far in my life!

You called long-distance this week.

[dicksbro]

True

You just filled your car with gasoline in the last day or so

[jseal]

True


You washed your car last week.

[dicksbro]

False although I should have.

You've started your spring (or fall) lawn work.

[jseal]

True


You will be celebrating J.S. Bach's 325th birthday today.

[Vicious Tease]

I missed it, so False.


You are already making plans for the weekend.

[gekkogecko]

True, since it's "already" Wednesday.

You love to run around naked outside when it's raining.

[jseal]

False. I'd just scare the alley cats. :yikes:


You have served on a jury.

[Vicious Tease]

True ... twice.


You have never ridden a horse.

[dicksbro]

False ... although it has been many years now.

You've watched a Humphrey Bogart movie within the past week.

[jseal]

False, but I own a few.



You will host a family feast in April.

[Vicious Tease]

True


You're getting hungry.

[dicksbro]

True ... but not real bad yet.

You have something to drink while you post.

[pinkFlames]

True, I have a coffee at the moment.

You've been working in the garden today.

[dicksbro]

False. It's actually only 4AM today; and, yesteday was COLD. Would have frozen trying to work in that weather. :(

You need to run to the store today for groceries.

[AZRedHot]

True, but the hubby did it for me, so I didn't have to.

You celebrate Easter.

[dicksbro]

True.

You've had some pretty chilly weather these past few days.

[jseal]

False.


You will be visiting family this weekend.

[dicksbro]

False. With my wife still recovering from surgery, probably not.

You do have a special Easter day planned.

[jseal]

True! The family come to our hose for Easter Dinner.



It is still a bit chilly in the mornings.

[dicksbro]

True

It's suppose to be sunny today.

[jseal]

True. :thumb:


You surf the Web every day.

[dicksbro]

True ... well, most days anyway.

You ate some chocolate on Easter.

[jseal]

Some? Oh yes!



You need to lose some weight.

[dicksbro]

True. I've put back on a few pounds I'd lost after surgery and I want to get those back off.

You have a pet.

[pinkFlames]

Yes, although it's a cat so I think he owns me.

You suffer from allergies.

[dicksbro]

False ... at least none that I know of. :)

You are going out to dinner either today or tomorrow ... or, you went out last night.

[jseal]

Yup ... later this evening. Dearsweet & I.


Your weather is delicious!

[dicksbro]

TRUE!

You recently fixed something that needed fixing around your home.

[jseal]

Welllll.....

... if three weeks ago counts as recently ...

TRUE!


You have a curio cabinet.

[AZRedHot]

True. It was made by a friend.

You got a haircut this weekend.

[jseal]

I will be getting one today.



You admire Winston Churchill.

[dicksbro]

True

You always thought Goldie Hawn was cute

[AZRedHot]

False. I think she's kind of goofy.

You're due for a pedicure.

[jseal]

False



You will go shopping this evening.

[dicksbro]

Maybe today, but probably not this evening. :shrug:

Your lawn needs mowing.

[jseal]

No lawn. No need.



You prefer a laptop to a desktop computer.

[AZRedHot]

True. I like not being chained to a desk.

You prefer Netflix at home to movies out.

[jseal]

False


You patronize a local bakery.

[dicksbro]

True ... at least sometimes.

You keep an umbrella in the car.

[Fangtasia]

False

You have an obsession

[PantyFanatic]

Not me! I was blessed only with a tiny fetish. :tongue:





You can almost remember what rain looks like.

[Fangtasia]

True *L*

You cant seem to get enough sleep lately

[dicksbro]

True

You enjoy the great outdoors.

[jseal]

True


You are alone at home now.

[dicksbro]

True ... except for my wife, two sons and two cats. :shrug:


:D

[jseal]

Summer weather has arrived.

[GusAspar]

well, sort of true... but it's cloudy this morning.

It's going to be a great holiday weekend.

[jseal]

True!


Hosehold chores are a drag! :(

[dicksbro]

True ... and so are household ones. :D JK

Comfortable shoes are a must for walking.

[jseal]

Oooops!

Very true

You wear boots when hiking.

[dicksbro]

False (walking shoes)

You wear shorts a lot in the summer.

[jseal]

False


You wear blue jeans to work.

[dicksbro]

True (sometimes) ... since I do volunteer work and load trucks with donations for the poor. False (sometimes) ... when we visit shutins from our church.

You drink a lot of soda.

[gekkogecko]

False: I generally prefer tea.

You hate dealing with (sub)urban wildlife.

[jseal]

True.


You plan to vote in the next general election.

[dicksbro]

True

You believe you've had an unusual number of storms this season.

[gekkogecko]

False: the storms around here have been about what I'd expect.

The potholes in your neighborhood from last season still haven't been repaired.

[GusAspar]

True! The lack of spending on road repairs is absolutely disgraceful.

It's raining outside right now.

[dicksbro]

False ... for a change.

It's dark outside.

[pinkFlames]

True

One of your pets is in the room with you at the moment.

[GusAspar]

False - no pets - unless you count my iMac.

You're heading for a pub with a big screen (for some reason...???).

[jseal]

False


Your weekend chores are not yet complete.

[dicksbro]

True. The rains and heat didn't help. :(

You're busy making plans for the next one.

[osuche]

True. It's a long weekend and I want to have FUN.

You're learning a new sport.

[dicksbro]

False for now.

You own a teddy bear.

[jseal]

False



You participated in a cookout yesterday.

[dicksbro]

False. An outdoor lunch with about 30 or 40 friends, but we didn't cook at the picnic.

You watched fireworks on the night of the 4th.

[GusAspar]

You watched fireworks on the night of the 4th.

No, I was on my way home from visiting my Mum.

You've been on a train journey today.

[dicksbro]

False, it was a day of doctor appointments for my wife, two of our boys, and me. :shrug:

You like Wintergreen flavored mint candies.

[lafehubert]

True

You can do it... You can do it all... night... long!!!

[jseal]

Not any more, I can't. False. :(


You enjoy cooking dinner.

[lafehubert]

True, especially Thanksgiving Dinner

You are head over heels in love.

[jseal]

With my wife. :)


You have no pets.

[AZRedHot]

False: 4 dogs.

You are going shopping today.

[lafehubert]

True, but I didn't go in.

Your eyes were bigger than your stomach at dinner.

[jseal]

Alas, yes. :(


You didn't prepare dinner

[lafehubert]

True. Papa John's

You can eat a large pizza in one sitting by yourself.

[dicksbro]

Not any more. :(

Usually two or three slices is all I can handle.


You prefer thin pizza crust.

[lafehubert]

False...it usually crumbles all over me...pan pizza is better!

You use anal plugs on yourself.

[jseal]

False ... but that gives me ideas ... :hot:



Your computer runs Linux.

[shadowsfate]

False, haven't as of yet even tried Linux



You have a lot of fun things planned for today

[rabbit]

False. Sick as a dog today. :(

You had sex today.

[Lilith]

false -it was before midnight


You love juicy ripe peaches.

[dicksbro]

True. Sounds good.

You have some pretty good neighbors.

[jseal]

True.


You've enjoyed all the hot weather you can stand.

[lafehubert]

False, enjoyed is definitely not the word I would have used.

You can stand on your head.

[Vicious Tease]

True


You can wiggle your ears.

[pinkFlames]

False

You wear dentures.

[jseal]

False


You do NOT shop at Walmart.

[dicksbro]

False. When they first moved to town, I intended to NOT shop there, but their competitors seemed to quit stocking their shelves the way they had in the past and at the same time raised their prices to the point that it didn't make sense to keep going there. So, now we do a lot of shopping at Walmart and less at the other stores. :(

You have collected the entire state collection of quarters.

[jseal]

False. Have 8 left to go.



Your father was bald.

[pinkFlames]

Not particularly

Your mother is/was under 5 foot tall.

[PantyFanatic]

True. 4'11"


Your father was over 6 foot tall.

[dicksbro]

False ... he was about the same height as me ... 5'10 1/2".

Your mom worked while you were growing up.

[jseal]

False


You have enjoyed the original Star Trek videos.

[Vicious Tease]

False


You enjoy reading.

[pinkFlames]

True, although I don't read as much as I used to.

You usually don't get to bed as early as you should.

[Vicious Tease]

Very true.



You really need a vacation.

[jseal]

True


You have gone through some major life changes of late.

[dicksbro]

Maybe not life changes, but certainly we've had some busy days recently.

You have a triple-car garage.

[jseal]

Nope!


Your weather today was just gorgeous!

[pinkFlames]

False, false, utterly false.

You're having chicken for dinner tonight.

[dicksbro]

I honestly don't know, but I kind of doubt it, so I'll say very likely false. :spin:

You have a long (more than 45 minutes) drive to make today.

[PantyFanatic]

False. At least not planned at this time.



You don't enjoy driving like you did when you first got your drivers license.

[jseal]

False



You have the day off today.

[AZRedHot]

True! Hallelujah!


You left town for Labor Day weekend.

[dicksbro]

True ... it was just for Labor Day and just to a nearby town for a parade ... but true. :)

You went for a walk yesterday or are going for a walk today.

[jseal]

Yessir!


You are not wearing shoes at the moment.

[dicksbro]

True.

You just got up a little while ago.

[PantyFanatic]

True............ if 1-1/2 hours is a little while ago.


You have more on your to-do list than should be there.

[dicksbro]

True! :faint:

Oh well, it keeps me off the street. :)

You have big plans for today.

[jseal]

Nope!


You went to work today.

[Fangtasia]

False, thank gawd!

You are putting in a 50hour week at work this week

[sodaklostsoul]

False, although the extra cash would be nice.


Having chicken for dinner.

[dicksbro]

False, it's even too early for breakfast. :shrug:

You bought some new shoes recently.

[jseal]

False


The weather today in your locale is bright and sunny.

[dicksbro]

It's suppose to be ... still dark right now.

You have already had a cup of coffee today.

[AZRedHot]

False. Don't touch the stuff.

You're ready for bed right this minute (even if you can't go yet).

[dicksbro]

I just got up a half hour or so ago, but I'm still ready ... so, I guess that's a true.

You tend to sleep in whenever you can.

[pinkFlames]

True

You have a whining child at home with you.

[jseal]

False - that penance is behind me! :nana:


Your work commute is less than 30 minutes.

[dicksbro]

True ... I don't have to go anywhere. :D

You love having morning coffee with friends.

[jseal]

True, although it does not happen frequently enough.



Your weekend is usually filled with chores.

[dicksbro]

Often, that's true.

You hope to see "The Guardians" at the theatre this weekend.

[jseal]

False - "You Again?"


You are interested in Myth.

[PantyFanatic]

True- Myth and math for the balance of truth.


Your social schedule of events changes with the seasons.

[dicksbro]

I guess it does. Hadn't thought much about it, but the seasons bring holidays, fairs, vacations and other events that are very much oriented to a particular date or time of the year ... which, in turn, affects our "social" calendar.

You tend to be active in politics.

[jseal]

Not really.



You have changed jobs within the last year.

[dicksbro]

False ... still retired ... no better offers. :D

You own a set of golf clubs.

[gekkogecko]

False. No interest at all in the game.

You have money riding on the next game your favorite sports team is playing.

[dicksbro]

False ... almost never bet on sports ... beyond maybe a beer or cup of coffee. One time, though, I stuck my name on a football pool and won something like $100. Probably never happen again ... especially since I typically don't enter those things anyway.

You plan on going for a walk today.

[Bebi Dempster]

false did some gardening.. the only walk i will do now is to the shower and a hot horny bed!

You going to cook dinner tonight?

[dicksbro]

My guess would be false. My wife will probably do the honors tonight.

You'll probably eat out at least one evening this week.

[jseal]

False :(


You know when Columbus Day is celebrated.

[dicksbro]

True.

You own golf clubs.

[PantyFanatic]

Not any longer. Now my son owns them and uses them almost as much as I did. LOL


You never met a Pixie that wasn't an exceptional person.

[dicksbro]

True ... very true.

You've met at least one other Pixie.

[jseal]

False


Your children still live at home.

[pinkFlames]

True

You've got a Medical appointment within the few couple of weeks.

[dicksbro]

False, just had one a couple of weeks ago.

You've got a lot of lawn work to do.

[gekkogecko]

True, but I am physically unable to do it.

Of all the Halloween traditions, you hate carving pumpkins the most.

[jseal]

False


You enjoy your work

[dicksbro]

Yep. Retirement is good. :D

You like to sit outdoors and watch the clouds go by.

[jseal]

Yes, I do.


You have noticed a strange, vaguely familiar poster on the boards recently.

[dicksbro]

True.

You've got an aching back from the work you've been doing getting ready for winter.

[WildIrish]

False...I've got an aching head from thinking about the work I have to do to get ready for winter.

You have a meeting to attend this morning.

[PantyFanatic]

False. Not until this afternoon.


Your car is on your winterizing list.

[WildIrish]

True. It's also on my "Needs brakes" list, my "Needs two new tires" list and my "Needs leaf spring shackles" list.


You are quite pleased with your current vehicle.

[dicksbro]

True. With almost 300,000 miles on my 97' Mitsubishi Diamante and it still getting 30 MPG on the highway, it's hard not to be happy with it. Still even looks pretty good. :thumbs:

You love the town/city where you live.

[Fangtasia]

Truish....Hmmmmm i am happy here, but i am pretty sure i could be fairly happy anywhere *L*

You have 2 jobs

[WildIrish]

True. I manage a portfolio of commercial real estate that totals slightly more than a million square feet. And I work part time for our town as a board clerk/videographer for town meetings.


You have a common allergy.

[Fangtasia]

True...work *LOL* Now all kidding aside i do suffer from hayfever, and where do i live, the Garden City *LMAO* Idiot!

Do you have an obsession?

[dicksbro]

No, I don't really think so. There are things I have strong feelings about, but I don't think they reach the level of being an obession.

You love to sit outside on nice nights, looking at the stars.

[Fangtasia]

Only when it too hot inside

You would really love to travel to another country

[dicksbro]

If it could be Australia, New Zealand or Ireland ... yep. It'd be true.

You like to spend Sundays relaxing.

[jseal]

True. Usually my day of rest.


You will retire soon.

[dicksbro]

Actually, I just got up ... but, I suspect I will lay back down after a short time here.

You've dressed for a somewhat fancy or formal affair recently.

[jseal]

False. It has been several months now.



You are listening to the radio now.

[dicksbro]

False ... TV not radio.

You've shined your shoes this past week.

[jseal]

True


Your family will be coming to your house for Thanksgiving.

[dicksbro]

False. This year, two of our girls and their families were visiting their in-laws for Thanksgiving; our one daughter was staying home with her brand new baby and her family; and, two sons had to work. So, it was my wife and I and two sons that shared the Thanksgiving dinner. We did get to talk to everyone and are planning to drive up to Plainfield today to meet our new grand-daughter. So, we had a good day and hope today will be as well.

You ate too much yesterday.

[jseal]

True


You prefer wine to beer.

[AZRedHot]

I suppose it's true, though I don't really care for either.


You have your Xmas shopping done already.

[PantyFanatic]

So very true. :D


You are going to only pay cash to celebrate the holidays. :cool:

[dicksbro]

Yep. Cash and carry. :)

You've already had a bit of snow this season.

[dicksbro]

True ... maybe 2" on the ground right now. :boink:

How about you?

[rabbit]

Ditto.

You've had sex with more than one partner in the past year.

[PantyFanatic]

True, but only a couple.


You are trying to define how I mean "couple". ;)



:rofl:

[dicksbro]

Possibly not true ... but ... then again ....

You at least get annual medical checkups.

[rabbit]

False.

You bought a new car in 2010.

[Fangtasia]

False...nearly but not quite *L*

You own a fishtank?

[GusAspar]

False...nearly but not quite *L*

You own a fishtank?

False - I'm not good with fish (except for cooking and eating them).

You ride a motorbike?

[Fangtasia]

True

You can play a musical instrument?

[Pita]

False


You are a terrific cook

[gekkogecko]

"terrific" ?

I'd have to say false, but I'm competant.

You're full of energy when you first wake up.

[dicksbro]

True ... on most days, anyway. :shrug:

You like to hear birds chirping as dawn draws near.

[jseal]

True


You are ready for Spring to get here!

[dicksbro]

TRUE

You've already bought flower seeds to plant this spring.

[AZRedHot]

True. I do wildflowers; they're about the only thing I can keep semi-alive.

You have a green thumb.

[Maleslut1186]

True, I grow a vegtable garden and my colection of rose bushes.
you like kinky sex

[gekkogecko]

Well, duh!

Your on-line personality is the same as your "real-life" personality.

[AZRedHot]

True. I am who I am wherever I am. I just go by different aliases. :)

You still buy from mail-order catalogues.

[dicksbro]

False ... not because I wouldn't ... I've just done my ordering online in the last couple of years.

You like to role-play sexual fantasies with your so/spouse.

[jseal]

True


You have a pilot's license.

[AZRedHot]

False. I barely have a passenger's license. :op

You always go to your class reunions.

[dicksbro]

False, although I was just invited to one. Doubt I'll go to it though. Just not a big thrill.

It's turned much warmer over the past few days where you live.

[jseal]

False!


You are alone in your house.

[dicksbro]

False ... wife and three of our boys are here.

You usually keep beer or wine in your refrigerator.

[jseal]

False



You have had a quiet, relaxed weekend.

[dicksbro]

For the most part, true.

You've started on your "spring" yardwork already.

[gekkogecko]

False...I still haven't finished last autumn's yardwork.

You like to live dangerously.

[AZRedHot]

False, though everyday life seems to be dangerous to my carcass on a regular basis.

You've started planning a summer vacation.

[PantyFanatic]

How did you know? :D



Your vacation is NOT going to be to a dessert this year! http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-fc/sweat.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

[gekkogecko]

True...I have no intentions of vacationing in a parfait.

Speaking of vacations, you own and regularly use camping equipment.