one million

[dicksbro]

#2250 ... now I leave you for a bit ... bye ...

[PantyFanatic]

#2251

(above count number confirmed)

[Steph]

2252

Well, I assume this post is correct then!

[Bardog]

2253

Wow! This is still going!

[Steph]

2254

and going!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#2255~The most abundant element in the sun is hydrogen.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#2256~Mercury has the shortest year of any planet.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#2257~Chicago has been called the birthplace of the skyscraper.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#2258~There are ten furlongs in a mile-and-a-quarter racetrack.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#2259~Bashful is first in an alphabetical listing of the Seven Dwarfs.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#2260~Mary, Queen of Scots inherited the throne of Scotland at the age of six...days.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#2261~A red light is displayed on the port side of a boat.

[Summer]

#2262 a little bit of :sex:

[skipthisone]

2263...who was that sexy junkie???

[Aqua]

#2264 The # of the trash compactor that Luke, Leia, Han and Chewie are almost crushed to death in Star Wars ep4 is 3263827

[skipthisone]

2265 and i thought i was a sick geek.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#2266~There are fourteen pounds in a stone.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#2267~The Beatles movie Yellow Submarine featured the Blue Meanies.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#2268~George Washington was the only U.S. president never to live in Washington, D.C.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#2269~Most people can hear better with their right ears.

[Aqua]

#2270 The id# of the stormtrooper that Luke stole his armor from was TK-421

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#2271~Mark Twain was the first novelist to present a typed manuscript to his publisher.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#2272~A filly becomes a mare at age five.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#2273~Awesome facts, Aqua :D

[Aqua]

#2274 Luke's call sign in the first attack on the Death Star was Red 5

[Steph]

2275

Cape Spear is the most easterly point in North America.

[Aqua]

#2276 Gold squadron consists of Y-wing bombers

[Aqua]

#2277 The first R2 unit Uncle Owen bought was R5-D4 which had a bad motivator, so he took R2-D2 instead at the suggestion of C-3P0

[Aqua]

#2278 C-3P0 is a protocol droid who is fluent in over 6 million forms of communication, including Bocce.

Bocce Motherfucker, Do you speak it! (sorry :rolleyes: )

[Aqua]

#2279 C-3P0's first job was programming binary loadlifters, very similar to moisture vaporators in most respects.

[Steph]

2280

I don't wanna go to work!

[Steph]

2281

You can't make me!!!

[Lilith]

2282
C-3PO does not come with a vibrate function:o

[Steph]

2282

It's only my Thursday :(
It's also payday and whooooooooosh, there goes the money for bills :(

[Steph]

2283

but I have friends coming all next week so that will be fun :)
OK . . . I have to turn off the computer now . . .

[dicksbro]

#2285 ... note the two 2282's.

Just 997,815 to go. Yippee. Get the ice and party favors ready! :D

[LixyChick]

#2286

Just a lick afore I leave for the weekend!

[Coaster]

#2287

Thanks for the lick, Lixy. Love it when you're on top of me! TGIF........ Have a great holiday weekend everyone!

[Sharni]

#2288

[Scarecrow]

Originally posted by Aqua
#2277 The first R2 unit Uncle Owen bought was R5-D4 which had a bad motivator, so he took R2-D2 instead at the suggestion of C-3P0


How can a R5 unit be a R2 unit???? :confused:

2289

[Scarecrow]

#2290

:sw:

[Sharni]

#2291

[Scarecrow]

2292
The Starship Enterprise NCC-1700 was a MK-1A Heavy Cruiser Class

STD. Range 18 years at L.Y.V.
Ma. Safe Cruising Speed W/F 6
Emergency Speed W/F 8

[Scarecrow]

#2293
Let us spice up this thread





:sex:

[Scarecrow]

2294

there are 27 of 33 members visable right now

[Scarecrow]

2295

It is a friday night of a 3 day holiday weekend and here I sit. :wingang:

[Eliza]

Originally posted by Scarecrow
2295

It is a friday night of a 3 day holiday weekend and here I sit. :wingang:


#2296- Me too!

[MilkToast]

A - Bell "Airacobra" - USAAF P-39

2297

[MilkToast]

B - Grumaman "Bearcar" - USN F8F

2298

[MilkToast]

2299

C - Chance Vought "Corsair" - USN F4U

[MilkToast]

D - Cessna "Dragonfly" - USAF A-37

2300

[MilkToast]

2301

E - McDonnell Douglas "Eagle" - USAF F-15

[MilkToast]

F - Boeing "Flying Fortress" - USAAF B-17

2302

[MilkToast]

2303

G - Aeronca "Grasshopper" - USAAF L-3

[MilkToast]

H - McDonnell Douglas "Hornet" - USN F-18

2304

[MilkToast]

2305

I - Bell "Iroquois" - USm UH-1

[MilkToast]

J - Curtiss "Jeep" - USAAF AT-9

2306

[MilkToast]

2307

K - Beechcraft "Kansan" - USAAF AT-11/USN SNB-1

[MilkToast]

2308

L - Lockheed "Lightning" - USAAF P-38

[MilkToast]

M - North American "Mitchell" - USAAF B-25/USN PBJ

2309

[MilkToast]

N - Lockheed "Nighthawk" - USAF F-117

2310

[MilkToast]

2311

O - Lockheed "Orion" - USN P-3

[MilkToast]

2312

P - McDonnell Douglas "Phantom II" - USAF/USN F-4

[MilkToast]

Q - Lockheed "Quiet Night" - USAF C-130PC

2313

[MilkToast]

2314

R - Lockheed Martin "Raptor" - USAF F-22

[Kimberly73]

2314

Hi everybody

[MilkToast]

S - Northrop "Scorpion" - USAF F-89

2316

[Kimberly73]

2316

hope you have a great weekend

[MilkToast]

2318

T - Fairchild Republic "Thunderbolt II" - USAF A-10A (a.k.a. "Warthog")

[Eliza]

2319
Hi Kimberly73!
Hope you have a great weekend too.....

[Eliza]

2320...What is everyone planning this weekend...It is suppposed to rain all weekend here...but at least there is 3 days of weekendness...

[Kimberly73]

2319

I'll try...but unfortunately I'm working all weekend

[MilkToast]

2322 - have a nice weekend Eliza and Kimberly.... posting here for a while and then heading out for the weekend myself (waiting for my ride)

[Eliza]

2323 And really..isn't any weekend a good weekend??

[MilkToast]

2324 - looks like I need to go back and edit some of the counts

[Kimberly73]

2323

I was hoping to be able to get out and have some fun...guess I'll have to wait

[Eliza]

2326...I think we're back on track...

[MilkToast]

2327 - {any weekend is a good one unless you have to work}

U - Beechcraft "Ute" - USm U-21

[Kimberly73]

2326

but for how long :)

[MilkToast]

2329 {just checked the count and I am pretty sure that this is right}

V - North American Rockwell "Vigilante" - USN A-5/RA-5

[Kimberly73]

2329

I can't get these numbers straight tonight

[Kimberly73]

2331


Its been a long day

[MilkToast]

2332 {looks like it is going to be raining here for the whole weekend, and I have to do outdoor stuff... so it is will be a long weekend for me... but it should be some fun}

W - Beechcraft "Whichita" - USAAF AT-10

[MilkToast]

2333

X, Y and Z - I could find any aircraft with those codenames... oh well. :D

[Kimberly73]

2333

I can think of some fun things I would have liked to do....but I won't get into that ;)

[MilkToast]

well... just a few more hours before I get to leave :(

2335

[Eliza]

Originally posted by MilkToast
well... just a few more hours before I get to leave :(

2335


Where ya goin Hun?

[Eliza]

#2337

Some Sexual Laws and History:

The Romans would crush a first time rapist’s gonads between two stones.

[MilkToast]

Where ya goin Hun?

out to the Adairondacks to visit some friends... should be fun, but we are planning (still going) to go do some sightseeing/hiking in the area and that might be a little bit wet....

2338

[Eliza]

2239
In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it’s against the law to have sex with a truck driver in a toll booth.


Wow...I'll have to be more carefull next time...

[Eliza]

Originally posted by MilkToast
out to the Adairondacks to visit some friends... should be fun, but we are planning (still going) to go do some sightseeing/hiking in the area and that might be a little bit wet....

2338


Well have fun...and be carefull!

[MilkToast]

2341 - thanks

[Eliza]

2342

In Fairbanks, Alaska it’s illegal for moose to have sex on the city sidewalks.

[Eliza]

2343

In Florida having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.


Is this really a problem????

[Eliza]

2344
Up until 1884, a Victorian-era woman could be sent to prison for denying a husband sex.

[Eliza]

2345-
Some other general sexual trivia I've found:

Minks have intercourse that lasts an average of eight hours.

wow...I want to be a mink in my next life!

[Eliza]

2346

The chimpanzee holds the record for the quickest mammal sexual intercourse session at an average of three seconds.

[Eliza]

2347


Both humans and fish share a common sexual practice -- fellatio

[Eliza]

2348

The penis of a dragonfly is shaped like a shovel, and has the ability to scoop out a male rivals semen.

[Eliza]

2349
The word pornography' comes from the Greek meaning the “writings of prostitutes”.

[Eliza]

2350
In Ancient Greece, women would expose their vaginas to ward off storms at sea.

[Eliza]

2351

Both humans and porpoises have one social sex practice in common - group sex.

wasn't there a thread about this some time ago???

[Eliza]

2352

The penguin only has one single orgasm in a year.

That sucks! Well...I definately DON"T want to be a penguin!

[Eliza]

2353

The rhinoceros has a penis about two feet long!!! (ouch)

[Eliza]

2354

A bull can inseminate 300 cows from one single ejaculation. (damn)

[Eliza]

2355

The sperm of a mouse is actually longer than the sperm of an elephant.

[Eliza]

2356

The same chemical responsible for the ecstatic highs of love and sexual attraction, phenylethylamine, is also found in chocolate.


It all makes sense to me now!!!

[Eliza]

2357...ok...anyone jump in anytime! I'm just filling up time...and adding to the count!

[Eliza]

2358

The average bra is designed to last for only 180 days of use.

now how did they figure that out???

[Eliza]

2359

A small flaccid penis generally has a greater percentage increase during erection than a larger flaccid penis.

[Eliza]

2360- Don't hit me Sharni...Just reporting what I've read.
:wingang:

According to statistics, Australian women are the most likely to have sex on the first date.

[Eliza]

2361

A “buckle bunny” is a woman who goes to rodeos with the intent of having sex with a rodeo cowboy.

[Eliza]

2362

Two of the main causes of temporary impotence are tight pants and prolonged cigarette smoking.

[Eliza]

2363

The word 'gymnasium' comes from the Greek word gymnazein which means to exercise naked, which often was done in ancient Greece.

[Eliza]

#2364
The female knot-tying weaverbird will refuse to mate with a male who has built a shoddy nest. If spurned, the male must take the nest apart and completely rebuild it in order to win the affections of the female.

[Eliza]

#2365- eewww

The male tick doesn't have a penis. Instead, he uses his nose to sniff out the females vagina. Once he's made it large enough by poking his nose around, he turns round and deposits his seamen. To finish the job off, he then turns round again and pushes the seamen inside with his trusty nose.

[Eliza]

#2366- Is this true??? Does anyone know??


Hidden Message?
When reading horizontally from Shakespeare's original published copy of Hamlet, the furthest left hand side reads 'I am a homosexual' in the last 14 lines of the book. Was this a message, or just a coincidence?

[Eliza]

#2367...Okay...I think I'm done for now! Hope you enjoyed my useless bits of sexual trivia.

[dicksbro]

#2368 ... thanks for all the trivia, Eliza. Lots of interesting stuff. Does the mouse sperm being larger than the elephant indicate he thinks all the fun is in the chase? Hmmmm.

[Kimberly73]

#2369

that was a lot of interesting trivia. Have you ever wondered who was the one responsible for creating a law against sex with porcupines. I can't believe anyone would actually have tried it....

[PantyFanatic]

#2370
Well,... minutes away from the end of the second full week. Should be interesting numbers the way it has changed in the last few days. ;)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#2371~How are the numbers looking, pf?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#2372~Babe Ruth was known as the Sultan of Swat.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#2373~Lake Victoria is the source of the White Nile

[PantyFanatic]

#2374

It looks like 2373 was the official post for today. I’ll be back in a few with some results.


(just keep bending over and reading those “interesting” facts to me IAKaraokeGirl.:p

[Steph]

2375

Geez, still calculating or did you fall asleep on your ledger board?

[Sharni]

#2376

[lostintexas]

2377

just checking in and bumping it "to the top"

-mike

[Steph]

2378

*bump*

[Steph]

2379

I'm used to clicking on 'home' and this thread being the top one.

[Steph]

2380

A lot of pic posting tonight drove this thread to the lower levels of the first page

[fzzy]

2381 .... just popping in to be counted! :)

[dicksbro]

#2382

[Sharni]

#2383

[dicksbro]

#2384 ... morning, Sharni!

[Sharni]

#2385 Evening DB :D

[dicksbro]

#2386

[Scarecrow]

#2387


Hello anybody home.....:bfly:

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#2388~The typical American eats 263 eggs each year.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#2389~ (Just for Lilith)

The member of a political party who enforces discipline is the whip.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#2390~The largest U.S. city on the Great Lakes is Chicago.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#2391~The Earth is nearest the sun in January.

[Scarecrow]

#2392*

Has anyone read all the post in this thread

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#2393~There are four eyes on a U.S. one-dollar bill.

[Lilith]

2394


Sea Urchins do not make good dildos.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#2395~Scarecrow--I have. It's the first thread I check when I log back on, too. :)

[Lilith]

2396
off by one........or not ;)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#2397~Today in History: 1883

BROOKLYN BRIDGE OPENS:

After 14 years and 27 deaths while being constructed, the Brooklyn Bridge over the East River is opened, connecting the great cities of New York and Brooklyn for the first time in history. Thousands of residents of Brooklyn and Manhattan Island turned out to witness the dedication ceremony, which was presided over by President Chester A. Arthur and New York Governor Grover Cleveland. Designed by the late John A. Roebling, the Brooklyn Bridge was the largest suspension bridge ever built to that date.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#2398~Also Today in History:

1899 Park it Right Here

The first public parking garage in the United States was established in Boston, Massachusetts by W.T. McCullough as the Back Bay Cycle and Motor Company. McCullough advertised the garage's opening as a "stable for renting, sale, storage, and repair of motor vehicles."

[Scarecrow]

#2398*

Sea Urchins , LMAO
:evil:









*edited number :bite:

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#2399~Another one:

1989 Lori Ann Auker disappears from a parking lot

Lori Ann Auker, a 19-year-old pet shop worker, disappears from Northumberland County, Pennsylvania. After failing to show up for work, her car was found the next day in the parking lot of the Susquehanna Mall where The Pet Place was located. Police had no clues as to what had happened to her when she arrived at the mall that morning.

Robert Auker, Lori Ann's husband, was the natural suspect; the two were in the midst of a custody fight at the time of her disappearance and he had recently taken out a life insurance policy on her. Still, even after Lori Ann's body was found with multiple stab wounds two and a half weeks after her disappearance, police did not have enough evidence to charge Robert Auker with the murder.

Finally, it dawned on investigators that there might be some photographic evidence of the crime. A bank's automatic teller machine at the mall had a video camera that captured the part of the parking lot where Lori Ann's car was located. However, there were problems with the tape. First, the camera only shot a couple of frames every 10 seconds. Also, the videotape had been reused so often that it was almost completely worn out.

FBI forensic experts carefully viewed the tape and were able to identify a single frame that captured Lori Ann getting into what was identified as a Chevrolet Celebrity made between 1982 and 1985. This was a critical piece of information, because Robert Auker had been using his father's 1984 Celebrity on the day of Lori Ann's disappearance.

Still, forensic scientists wanted to recreate the video scene to be sure that it was the same car. But Robert Auker's father had sold the car the day after Lori Ann's disappearance. After tracking the car through several owners, investigators found that the car had been bought by a Pennsylvania state trooper. They then managed to recreate the ATM camera video to prove to the jury that the cars were identical. Also, despite the car's many subsequent owners, hairs found in the car matched those of Lori Ann Auker and her pet cat.

Robert Auker was convicted of murder in March 1992 and sentenced to death.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#2400~One more:

1844 Morse sends historic telegram

On this day in 1844, Samuel Morse, inventor of Morse code and the electric telegraph, sent the first electric telegraph message in the United States. Thanks to a grant from Congress, Morse had established an experimental telegraph line from Baltimore to Washington, D.C. To open the line, he wired his historic message, "What hath God wrought?"

[Christine]

#2401

[Kimberly73]

#2402

Hope everybody has a great weekend

[Steph]

2403

It's my Friday . . . off to the shower and clean like a madman before work so the week's FOUR sets of visitors don't realize we're slobs.

[Steph]

2404

Actually, I'm not a slob but the S/O's habits are rubbing off on me. He's out of town for the week so I'll see if I can get caught up on cleaning before his return. Then I'll crack the whip so he'll stop being such a clutterbug.

Yes, my life is THIS exciting!! :)

[dadaist]

Originally posted by Steph
2215

Why won't the 100000 feel that good?

Because she was under me with that reply? LOL

#2406

[dadaist]

Originally posted by MilkToast
2333

X, Y and Z - I could find any aircraft with those codenames... oh well. :D

#2407
You could have started a list of X Planes :)

[jennaflower]

2408...

Yes dadaist.. you could say that. ;) LOL

[dadaist]

Originally posted by Scarecrow
#2392*

Has anyone read all the post in this thread

Sure I always go back and read all the prior posts

#2409

[dadaist]

#2410

[dadaist]

#2411

I just read in MacAddict that for the Mac version of the Sims, when you buy a Sims character a computer and let him sit down to play with it, holding down 3 keys will cause it to start up with a Macintosh chime. While the tone of that chime has changed from 1984 to today, ever since they were able to get it to sound multiple notes in a chime (instead of a single note ding) they've all been the same chord: C Minor.

[dadaist]

"Weird Al" Yankovic released the CD "Poodle Hat" on May 20th, 2003. It has 12 tracks, with 5 parodies of others' works, one 'polka' collection of songs (a trademark of his), and 6 original numbers. It's also a multi-media CD.

WARNING: Multi-media portion requires QuickTime 6 - if you have a QuickTime 4 or QuickTime 5 professional Key, it will NO LONGER WORK. You can cancel the installation, but you won't get to see anything either.

#2412

[Steph]

2413

I can't wait for all the partying to commence when friends and family arrive! Woohoooooooooo!

[dadaist]

#2414

[dadaist]

#2415

[dadaist]

#2416

[Christine]

#2417
Good nite, all.

[Lilith]

2418
night Christine!

[Sharni]

#2419

Good Morning all

[Scarecrow]

#2420

Hello everyone

[Scarecrow]

#2421

I have not read all of the posts, but I have problably read 97% of them.:D

[dicksbro]

#2422

[Eliza]

#2423- Hello All! Just breezing through...Eliza

[dicksbro]

#2423

[dicksbro]

#2424 ... just wanted to get to this number :) No bit reason, just wanted to.

[Eliza]

#2425 Hi DB! That God for the edit button w/ this thread!

Eliza

[Eliza]

2426- More kooky sex trivia:
In Tibet, many years ago, the law required all women prostitute themselves. This was seen as a way to gain sexual experience prior to marriage.

[Eliza]

2427

"Female breasts," according to the Arizona Supreme Court, don't constitute "private parts" under state law.

[Eliza]

#2428
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.


*note to self...never move to Indonesia

[Eliza]

#2429

The T'ang Dynasty Empress Wu Hu passed a special law concerning oral sex. She felt that a woman pleasuring a man represented the supremacy of the male over the female. Therefore, she insisted all visiting male dignitaries show their respect by pleasuring her orally when meeting. The empress would throw open her robe and her guest would kneel before her and kiss her genitals.

[Eliza]

#2430

In London, it's illegal to have sex on a parked motorcycle.

[Eliza]

#2431

There is, in fact, an Illinois law that prohibits a number of things—one of which is a public erection, another is nude dancing. The prohibition against the public erection has never been challenged in the Supreme Court, but the prohibition against nude dancing has.

[Eliza]

#2432

In 17th century Spain, it was illegal for anyone other than a woman's husband to see her bare feet. A woman could freely expose her breasts, but feet were considered sexual and had to be covered in the presence of men other than her husband.

[Eliza]

2433

In Pompeii, a special law was directed at prostitutes. They had to dye their hair either blue, red or yellow in order to be able to work.

[Eliza]

2434

In Indiana, mustaches are illegal if the bearer has a "tendency to habitually kiss other humans."

[Eliza]

2435

In Krakow, Poland it's not only a crime to have sex with animals, but three-time offenders are shot in the head.

[Eliza]

2436

In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception—prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."

[Eliza]

2437
While not as extreme as the ancient Israelite punishment for adultery (stoning), Greek men still had their fair share of discomfort when their pubic hair was removed and a large radish was shoved up their rectum.

(ouch!)

[Eliza]

2439
In Alabama, it's against the law for a man to seduce "a chaste woman by means of temptation, deception, arts, flattery or a promise of marriage."


What else is there???

[Eliza]

2440
There are men in Guam whose full-time job it is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Why? Under the law in Guam, it is forbidden for virgins to marry.

[Eliza]

OK...somewhere I got screwed up...this should be:
2441

[Eliza]

2442

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover may be killed in any manner desired.

[Eliza]

2443

An 18th century French prostitute could be spared punishment if she were willing to join the opera.

[Eliza]

2444

In Mississippi, S & M is against the law. Specifically, "The depiction or description of flagellation or torture by or upon a person who is nude or in undergarments or in a bizarre or revealing costume for the purpose of sexual gratification."

[Sharni]

#2443

[Eliza]

2446

As recently as 1990, these states had laws against heterosexual fellatio, cunnilingus, anal sex and the use of dildos: Idaho, Utah, Arizona, Oklahoma, Minnesota, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, South Carolina, North Carolina, Virginia, Maryland, Massachusetts, Rhode Island and Washington D.C.

[Eliza]

2447

In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.


Uh oh...what does THIS mean for our fellow Ohioan Pixies??

[Eliza]

2448

An excerpt from Kentucky state legislation: "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club."

[Eliza]

2449
The only acceptable sexual position in Washington, D.C. is the missionary position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.

[Eliza]

2450- LMFAO! I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall when they put this one through...and what prompted it I wonder??

It is illegal for any member of the Nevada legislature to conduct official business wearing a penis costume while the legislature is in session.

[Eliza]

2451-

Under Lebanese law, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is expressly forbidden.

[Eliza]

2452

Women can sell items and be topless in Liverpool, England—but only in tropical fish stores.


???

[Eliza]

2453
In Romboch, Virginia, it is illegal to engage in sexual activity with the lights on.

[Eliza]

2454

In the state of Utah, sex with an animal—unless performed for profit—is not considered sodomy and therefore is legal.

[Eliza]

2455

In the quiet town of Connorsville, Wisconsin, it's illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm.

[Eliza]

2456

In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night).

this seems counter productive...

[Eliza]

2457

It's against the law in Willowdale, Oregon, for a husband to curse during sex.

[Eliza]

2458

Sodomy laws have been repealed—or are ignored—in most states, but not Georgia, where a man was sentenced not long ago to five years in prison for engaging in oral sex. With his wife. With her consent. In their home. His predicament has apparently been a source of considerable amusement to other inmates.

[Eliza]

2458

No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.

[Eliza]

2459

Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn't allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you—or holding you in his arms.

[Eliza]

2460
In hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, every room is required to have twin beds. And the beds must always be a minimum of two feet apart when a couple rents a room for only one night. And it's illegal to make love on the floor between the beds.

[Eliza]

2461

The owner of every hotel in Hastings, Nebraska, is required to provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple, even if they are married, may sleep together in the nude. Nor may they have sex unless they are wearing one of these clean, white cotton nightshirts.

[Eliza]

2462

A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.

[Eliza]

2463

In Norfolk, Virginia, a woman can't go out without wearing a corset. (There was a civil-service job—for men only—called a corset inspector.)

[Eliza]

2464
However, in Merryville, Missouri, women are prohibited from wearing corsets because "the privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male."

[Eliza]

2465

Women aren't allowed to wear patent-leather shoes in Cleveland, Ohio—a man might see the reflection of something "he oughtn't!"

Well...*note to PF- don't move to Merryville, Missouri...no use, you can't see their panty reflections*

[Sharni]

#2466

[Eliza]

#2467

Unmarried adults in Arizona who decide to fool around a little are committing a serious felony. Anyone single, man or woman, caught having sex can be sent to the penitentiary for three full years.

[Eliza]

#2468

Men can still be arrested and punished for the crime of "patronizing a prostitute." This is the law in such places as New York, Kansas, Illinois, and Connecticut—which gives a "john" three years in prison. Go to Kansas if you really must do business with a hooker. It's only one month in jail and a $500 fine for anyone who gets caught. Better yet, visit Nevada, where prostitution is legal. (The state actually has had within its borders an organization called the Nevada Brothel Association!)

[Eliza]

#2469

Buckfield, Maine, has a rather unusual law regarding cab drivers and sex. The legislation declares that no taxi driver "will be allowed" to charge a fare to any passenger who gives him sexual favors" in return for a ride home from a nightclub or other "establishment which serves alcoholic beverages," or any "place of business" selling liquor.

[Eliza]

Okay...I think I've wasted enough time...on to other things...


Eliza

[Sharni]

#2471

[dicksbro]

#2472 and that'll do for this eveing. Night all! :)

[Summer]

#2473 nite Dicksbro! ;)

[Scarecrow]

#2474
zzzzzzzznite DB

[Kimberly73]

#2475

There have been over 10,000 views and only 2475 replies. If everyone who viewed replied we'd get there a lot faster....lol

[Scarecrow]

#2476

I came, I saw, I left

[Scarecrow]

#2477

That should be;

I saw, I came:sex: , then I left

:p :cool:

[Steph]

2478

LOL Scarecrow

[Steph]

2479

I like your rotating av, Kimberly!

[Kimberly73]

2480

Thanks :)

[dadaist]

#2482

[Kimberly73]

#2482

[dadaist]

According to the magazine Star Trek Communicator, Captain Archer's male beagle Porthos has actually been played by two females. Originally it was a beagle named Prada, now it's a younger beagle named Breezy.

#2484

[dadaist]

For those of you with active fantasy lives, there's a book out on the history of "airline hostesses" from the early days to today. Quoting Air & Space:


[Authors] Johanna Omelia and Michael Waldock trace the evolution of "fly girls" from airborne nurses to sex kittens to safety officers.


The book is called "Come fly with Us!" and is subtitled "A Global History of the Airline Hostess."

US$24.95, Collectors Press

#2485

[dadaist]

#2486

[dadaist]

#2487

[Steph]

2488

Yes, I'm going to bed soon. I had to have a few beers tonight to prepare for the debauchery that awaits tomorrow. A friend I haven't seen in a few years is coming to town and we will drink like mad people!

[dadaist]

#2489

[Christine]

#2490
"A cheese may disappoint. It may be dull, it may be naive, it may be oversophisticated. Yet it remains, cheese, milk's leap toward immortality." ~ Clifton Fadiman

[Christine]

#2491
Never allow butter, soup or other food to remain on your whiskers. Use the napkin frequently.
Never hesitate to take the last piece of bread or the last cake; there are probably more.

Hill's Manual of Social and Business Forms: Etiquette of the Table (1880)

[Christine]

#2492

Alcohol is a misunderstood vitamin.
~ P. G. Wodehouse

[jseal]

#2493

[dicksbro]

#2494

[dicksbro]

#2495

[dicksbro]

Let's get to 2500 ...

#2496

[dicksbro]

#2497

[dicksbro]

#2498

[dicksbro]

#2499