one million

[IAKaraokeGirl]

250~All of the clocks in the movie Pulp Fiction are stuck on 4:20.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#251

I don't have a boyfriend right now. I'm looking for anyone with a job that I don't have to support.~Anna Nicole Smith

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#252

One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.~Erma Bombeck

[Lilith]

253
But he's got high hopes, he's got high hopes
He's got high apple pie, in the sky hopes

[dadaist]

#254.
I'm keeping my posts short, sweet, and without quotes ;)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

255~To keep your chimney clean, throw a handful of salt on the fire.

[dadaist]

256.

Or 2^8.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

257~Crayon on Walls or Washable Wallpaper: Spray with multipurpose lubricating oil. Then gently wipe, using a paper towel or clean white cloth. If mark is stubborn, sprinkle a little baking soda on a damp sponge and gently rub in a circular motion. If lubricants residue remains, dampen a sponge with a solution of one or two drops of mild dish-washing liquid to one cup water. Squeeze out sponge and gently rub in a circular motion. Rinse sponge; lightly moisten with water to go over area; dry with a clean cloth. Another method is to use a blow dryer. It heats the wax and wipes away instantly. If the color remains behind, like red usually does, wet a cloth with bleach and wipe.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

258~Alektorophobia - Fear of chickens.

[Sharni]

#258

[IAKaraokeGirl]

259~Anemophobia- Fear of air drafts or wind.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

260~Zemmiphobia- Fear of the great mole rat.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

261~Peladophobia- Fear of bald people.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

262~Here's one a lot of us have:

Ephebiphobia- Fear of teenagers.

[dadaist]

#264.

Count got off again.

[dadaist]

#265. Just making sure we're on track again. ;)

[skipthisone]

266.. I am Sam

[Lilith]

267

Sam I am.

[blkcat]

268

a guy say's his wife is a perfect angel,his mate say's"your
lucky'mine's still alive";)

[Sharni]

#269 LOL@blkcat

[dadaist]

#270

[Sharni]

#271

[dicksbro]

#272 ... onward and upward.

[Sharni]

#273...go forth and multiply *L*

[PantyFanatic]

#274

We can do this easy tody. YAAA! :)





Now where the guy that started this? :(

[blkcat]

273

is that lot's of love,or lot's of luck Sharni:)

[Sharni]

Oopps

#276

[blkcat]

276

i did that going forth bit,but i prefer to be first

[Sharni]

#278 now *L*

[Lilith]

279

So any time your gettin' low
'stead of lettin' go
Just remember that ant
Oops there goes another rubber tree plant

[Steph]

280

My cat is attacking my dog. Poor dog!

[BIBI]

281

and only 999,719 more postings to go!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

[PantyFanatic]

Great job!:)

Now we only have to be at 371 by the end of tomorrow.:(


GET POSTING!:rolleyes:

#282

[BlondeCurlGirl]

283...Whoopee!

[Cheyanne]

#284

one thing for sure.... this is a way to get your own posting number up.... :)

[dicksbro]

#285 ... this will do that, Cheyanne. :D

[dicksbro]

#286 ... can you imagine what people would think if they asked what you were doing at 3AM and you told them you're looking at a thread ... adding one to the count of how many posts there've been to that thread ... and posting the new number.

Are we nuts!

Yeah ... go for it. :D :D

[dicksbro]

#287 ... (one to grow and inch ... OMG ... :D)

[fzzy]

#288 - just me again ... popping in to say hi.

[Sharni]

#289...Home from work...YAY!!

[dicksbro]

#290

[Sharni]

#291 :)

[dicksbro]

#292

[Sharni]

#293

[IAKaraokeGirl]

293~"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".

[IAKaraokeGirl]

294~Almonds are members of the peach family.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

296~Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.

(Apparently, we were off one again.)

[Sharni]

#296

[IAKaraokeGirl]

297~The only real person to be a Pez head was Betsy Ross.

[Sharni]

#299

Up to date number

[dicksbro]

#300

[dicksbro]

And ... # 301

[Sharni]

#302

[Sharni]

#303

[dicksbro]

#304 ... and ...

[dicksbro]

#305 ... and ...

[dicksbro]

#306 ... and ...

[dicksbro]

#307 ... and ...

[dicksbro]

# 308 ... and ... (I think I'm in a loop) ...

[dicksbro]

#309 ... and ... (okay, one more, then I'll try to kick this habit)

[dicksbro]

#310 ... now, cold turkey.

[Eliza]

311.

[Lilith]

312

Morning Lovies!

[skipthisone]

313

Yawnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[Lilith]

314

Coffee, skipthisone?

[skipthisone]

315

Sorry, gave up coffee....drinking grapefruit juice.

[m45]

316 dang this is going well even on track.
Need more coffee.....

[m45]

and for the hell of it

317

:D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

318

[Steph]

319

I need more coffee, too!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#320

Since everyone appears to be a bit sleepy:

Sleeping Aid

Patty is visiting her father Ralph at the nursing home.
'I've been sleeping really well these past few weeks,' Ralph says.

'Why?' Patty asks. 'Have the nurses been giving you something to help you sleep?'

'Yes,' Ralph says. 'Every night I'm given an glass of warm milk and viagra.'

'Why are they giving you viagra?' she asks.

'I don't know,' Ralph says.

Patty finds a nurse down the hall and asks to know more about their sleeping aids.

'The warm milk helps him sleep,' the nurse says.

'But why the viagra?' Patty asks.

'Oh,' the nurse says. 'That just keeps him from rolling out of bed.'

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#321

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#322 (PF, how are we doing?)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#323~John Lennon's first girlfriend was named Thelma Pickles.

[jseal]

One more to the pile.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#325~If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you will have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

[FussyPucker]

# 326 - Throb. Isn't it just a wonderful word ?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#327~The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "It's A Wonderful Life."

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#328~Percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28%

Percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#329~Of all the words in the English language, the word 'set' has the most definitions.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#330~Every day more money is printed for the game Monopoly than the US Treasury.

[FussyPucker]

#331 - The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth 2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns

[FussyPucker]

#332 - You are more likely to be killed by a Champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.

[FussyPucker]

#333 - I could go on and on...........and I think I will.....

- The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated

[FussyPucker]

#334 - Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#335~Isn't this fun, FussyPucker?

[FussyPucker]

#336 - eh, that'll do for now ;)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#337~The 57 on the Heinz ketchup bottle represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.

[FussyPucker]

#338 - had to edit that last post it was 335 when I started it ! Well bugger me she did it to me again had to edit THIS post !

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#339~The world's largest McDonalds is located on I-44 at Vinita, Oklahoma. It goes from one side of the interstate to the other, passing over the interstate.


And I had to edit this one!! :D

[FussyPucker]

#340 - The name Wendy was made up for the book 'Peter Pan'

(I waited this time and hit refresh before posting :D )

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#341~Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#342~Just doing our part, FussyPucker, for the cause. :)

[FussyPucker]

#343 - I've read somewhere that the right handed thing above might not be true.........something to do with the study that came to that conclusion being done on dead baseball players and it wasn't too accurate..................but hey ya never know !

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#344~Well, we *all* know that everything we read on the Internet *has* to be true. :D

[FussyPucker]

#345 - The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

The strongest muscle in Loulabelle's body is MY tongue :D:D:D LOL

[FussyPucker]

#346 - You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

[Lilith]

347 Let's try....you first!!!!!:p:p:p:p

[Aqua]

#348 How about I hold my breath by putting my face between your legs Lil... ;) :p

[Lilith]

349

OK I've never been one to deny you something you want ;)

[Cheyanne]

#350

Another beautiful day here!!!! YAY!!!!

[Lilith]

351

It's a chamber of commerce day here too!

[Steph]

352

It's cloudy and windy here again today. I need some sun!

[gekkogecko]

#353
I had a rerequest today that it seems I was one of the few people in the world to actually fulfill. Person doing studies on the bone and goegraphical history of turtles wanted painted turtle carcasses for comparasion. He doesn't want to kill live turtles, so he asked for road kills. Since I work as a wildlife rehabber, I was able to put him on the path to getting some.

[huntersgirl]

#354

speaking of roadkill I was trying to save all the salamanders on my road today during my walk...but I just wasn't quick enough, damn fed ex van, got 'em... Also there was a dead fish in the middle of the road. Kind of an odd sight.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#355

Erotophobia- Fear of sexual love or sexual questions.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#356~Helminthophobia- Fear of being infested with worms.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#357~Kymophobia- Fear of waves.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#358~Octophobia - Fear of the figure 8.

[Aqua]

#359 Erotopostiphobia - Fear of Pixies being down and not being able to post. :p

[Sharni]

#360 ~ Good morning all :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Originally posted by Aqua
#359 Erotopostiphobia - Fear of Pixies being down and not being able to post. :p

#361~LMAO, Aqua. :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#362~This is terrible:

Sex With Teacher
A boy in the 6th grade comes home after school one day. His mother notices that he has a big smile on his face. She asks, "Did anything special happen at school today?"
"Yes,Mom. I had sex with my English teacher!"

The mother is stunned. "You're going to talk about this with your father when he gets home." Well, when Dad comes home and hears the news he is happy as hell. Beaming with pride, he walks over to his son and says, "Son, I hear you had sex with your English teacher."

"That's right, Dad."

"Well, you became a man today-this is cause for celebration. Let's head out for some ice cream, and then I'll buy you that new bike you've been asking for."

"That sounds great, Dad, but can I have a football instead of the bike? My ass is really killing me."

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#363--Done for now. :)

[Lilith]

364 good morning Sharni

[Aqua]

#365 One normal earth year

[Lilith]

366 OMG rotflmao IAKGirl

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#367

~giggling back at Lil~
:D :) :D

[dicksbro]

#368 ... Hey, everyone.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#369~Even though I'm a blonde, I find the jokes funny, too. :)

Blonde Cowboy
One day a blonde was horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse started going too fast and bouncing out of control. The blonde tried with all her might to hang on, but soon was thrown off. With her foot caught in the stirrup, she fell head first to the ground. Her head continued to bounce on the ground as the horse would not stop or even slow down. Just as the blonde was about to give up hope and was losing consciousness...the K-Mart manager came out and unplugged the horse.

:D :D :D

[FussyPucker]

#370 - oh no you didn't start on jokes ??? You ask for this !!

A blonde woman named Brandi finds herself in dire trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in serious financial straits. She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help.
She begins to pray... "God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lotto."

Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it.

Brandi again prays... God, please let me win the lotto! I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well."
Lotto night comes and Brandi still has no luck.

Once again, she prays... "My God, why have you forsaken me?? I've lost my business, my house, and my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask you for help, and I have always been a good servant to you. PLEASE just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order"
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and Brandi is confronted by the voice of God Himself...

"Brandi, work with Me on this. Buy a ticket."

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#371~ROTFLMAO, Fussy. :D

[FussyPucker]

#372 ~ I have far too many of these you know !

Q: How do blonde brain-cells die ?
A: Alone.
Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a shower and shake her upside down.
Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?
A1: Blow in her ear.
A2: Buy her another beer.
Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!
Q: How do you keep a blonde busy all day?
A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her she's pregnant.
Q: What will she ask you?
A: "Is it mine?"
Q: How does a blond spell farm?
A: E-I-E-I-O


this is a VERY small selection

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#373~Cute...very cute.

[FussyPucker]

#374 ~ If you want more jokes than that you'll have to visit my website and read all 60 something pages of them :D:D

[skipthisone]

375 <~~~~ My current average of getting some at home...

[denny]

#376 - I'm gonna visit that website FP, I have a weakness for blonde jokes.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#377~Ithyphallophobia- Fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.

[LixyChick]

#378

And I'm trying to get the red highlights out and color my hair blonde becauseeeeeeeeeeeeee?????????

*Note to self: Stop being a glutton for punishment!*

[LixyChick]

#379

Soooooooooo......What was the "original" purpose of this thread? I feel like a hamster on that squeeky wheel here!

[LixyChick]

#380

How old will I be when we hit one million, PF????

*Do I really wanna know?*

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Originally posted by LixyChick
#378

And I'm trying to get the red highlights out and color my hair blonde becauseeeeeeeeeeeeee?????????

*Note to self: Stop being a glutton for punishment!*

#381

Lixy, I just tried to get red highlights *into* my hair. :D

[Scarecrow]

#382 just because

[Aqua]

#383 :rolleyes: :eek: :D :) :( :p :o Stop playing with my emoticons!

[dicksbro]

#384

[Scarecrow]

#385:) :D ;) :p :eek: :cool: :gld: Why

[dicksbro]

#386

[Eliza]

#387..... dicksbro love your Frog!


Eliza

[dicksbro]

TY Eliza.

Boing ... boing ... boing ... #388 ... ribbit! :D

[Lilith]

389
I

[IAKaraokeGirl]

390~Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.

[Sharni]

#391

[Lilith]

392
want

[Sharni]

#393
want what?

[Scarecrow]

#394

you want?????;)

[dicksbro]

#395

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#396~Wow, Lil. That's a big blank. "I want _______________."
:)

[Sharni]

#397...How was supper DB?

[Lilith]

398
to

[Sharni]

#399

Want to?????

[Scarecrow]

#400

"Taoism: shit happens.
Confucianism: Confucious says, shit happens.
Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Zen: what is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism: this shit happened before.
Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Protestantism: let shit happen to someone else.
Native American: what is the medicine of shit?
Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it.
Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?
Pantheism: it's all the same shit.
Atheism: I don't believe this shit.
Agnosticism: what is this shit?" - ?

[Scarecrow]

#401

"Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once." - ?

[Lilith]

402

say

[Scarecrow]

#403

Hey PF
"As far as the laws of mathematics pertain to reality, they are not certain, and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality." - Albert Einstein

[Sharni]

#404

LOL@Lil Want to say????

[Lilith]

405
something

[Scarecrow]

#406

"I have PMS and a whip. Any questions?"

Is this a quote from Lilith???

[Sharni]

#407

Yep...she's saying something....slowlyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Lil ~ Want to say something???

[Lilith]

408

worthwhile

[Sharni]

#409

Lilith~ Wants to say something worthwhile....*L*

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#410~PF, where are you and your statistics? Taking in a baseball game? :D

[Sharni]

#411

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#412

[Sugarsprinkles]

Originally posted by IAKaraokeGirl
#410~PF, where are you and your statistics?


#413..Ssshhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!













Don't get him started, IAKG!!!!

Hehehe :D :D :eek: :D :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#414~SS, just trying to get some idea if we're cutting down on the 33-year estimate yet. ;) :)

[Sugarsprinkles]

#415



LOL!!!!


If you say so...........

[LixyChick]

#416

Someone give Lil the Hindlick manuever! She's trying to spit something out! Geezzzzzzz!

IAKG! It's in there for me and I might have to strip it out! (the red highlights)

Come on PF! Quit waxin that thang and gimme the stats! LOL!

Shhhhhhhhh SS.....let him glow! ( I love to see how he glistens)

[LixyChick]

#417

A Where the f*%*k is good ole whatsisname? The guy who started this shittin ass thing!!!!!!!!!

*still feeling like an experiment on a slide under a 5000 x's microscope!*

[mm_arsonist]

#418
lalalalalalala

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#419

(warming up, and moving up the scale a half-note, following mm_arsonist's lead)

"la la la la la..."

[LixyChick]

#420

me me me me me

*not egotistical......doing the scales with IAKG and mm_arsonist!*

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#421~Lixy, I don't think I've ever done the scales virtually before. Don't think it will give my vocal cords enough exercise, though, to do it often. :D

(I'm *still* jealous of your red. The stuff they put in last week doesn't show up, at least to *my* eye.) ;)


lu lu lu lu lu...

[Lilith]

422
but

[Steph]

433
I'm tired. Long day of researching my story, long night at work with too many people calling in sick and I'm ready for bed.

[jseal]

Steph,

Good night madam.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#435

Rock-a-bye, Stephy
On the tree top.
When the wind blows,
the cradle will rock.
When the bough breaks,
the cradle will fall.
And down will come Stephy, cradle and all.

(Hey, I was warmed up from the scales!) ;)

[PantyFanatic]

#436

How old will I be when we hit one million, PF????
I think you’ll be retired Lilxy. (from working that is)
I KNOW you’ll be re-tired of doing this stupid thing. LOL

#396~Wow, Lil. That's a big blank. "I want _______________."
I think she left that for everybody to fill in. She wants it ALL! LOL

#410~PF, where are you and your statistics? Taking in a baseball game?
And what would baseball be without stats? (It’s the only game slow enough to let you calculate pi)

#413..Ssshhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
I heard that!

Come on PF! Quit waxin that thang and gimme the stats! LOL!
18.415 cm X 13.97 cm girth
(that should keep her busy converting;) )


#417

A Where the f*%*k is good ole whatsisname? The guy who started this shittin ass thing!!!!!!!!!
He was AWOL when you asked and at the end of the posting day, when we only needed 371. Now we need 463 post to stay on schedule for toady. :rolleyes:

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Originally posted by pantyfanatic
#436


And what would baseball be without stats? (It’s the only game slow enough to let you calculate pi)



#437

Oh, is *that* what you're supposed to do in between the pitches?!?!? (IAKG has to readjust her thoughts on America's pastime...)

:D

[dicksbro]

#438

[dicksbro]

Let's get two more ... # 439

[dicksbro]

There, now I feel better getting to #440!

(I'm easy to please :D)

[Sharni]

#441

[dicksbro]

#442

[Sharni]

#443

[dicksbro]

#444

[Sharni]

#445

[dicksbro]

#446

[Sharni]

#447

[dicksbro]

#448

[peregu]

449 - Where's the creativity gone... lets keep the spirit of Pixies in the world's largest post!

[dicksbro]

#450 ... Come on ... we're getting in stricking distance of the first 500. Hip Hip Hooray. :D Hows that?

[dicksbro]

#451 ... so enthused, I'll do another.

[dicksbro]

#452 ... last for now, but ... I SHALL RETURN.

[The Shadow]

453

[Lilith]

444 (we got wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy off)
alas

[Sugarsprinkles]

#445



Thanks for getting us back on track, BossLady! :D

[Eliza]

#446- *waking...stubbling to the computer to put in my quota for the day.*


Eliza

[Eliza]

#447- *blurry eyed...but doing my part for the cause*

Eliza

[Eliza]

#448-

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#449~All polar bears are left handed.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#450~A full grown bear can run as fast as a horse.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#451~The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#452~"I am" is the shortest complete sentence in the english language.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#453~The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#454~When the Titanic sunk there was 7,500 lbs of ham on it.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#455~The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

[jseal]

What is the color of an electron?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#457~Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

Jseal~I don't know. Should I? :)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#458~Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

[FussyPucker]

#459 - In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#460~It requires the use of 72 muscles to speak a single word.

[FussyPucker]

#461 - Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day

(I've yet to find out if that's each or the nation as a whole :D )

[FussyPucker]

#462 - American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#463~LMAO @FussyPucker!

[Steph]

463

That's a lot of pizza and ham and blinking and olives! :)

[FussyPucker]

#465 - Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, dogs only have about 10.

hehehe ok so the pizza one was a tad naughty of me I love all you yanks really !!! :D:D

[m45]

IAKaraokeGirl and Fussy I love all your little info you post here....


466

[FussyPucker]

#467 - Thanks m45 here's another for you all...

- Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear any pants.

[FussyPucker]

#468 - China has more English speakers than the United States

I didn't think ANYONE in the U.S. spoke English ! :D

[FussyPucker]

#469 - oooooooooooops I did it again! I really do love you yummy yanks honest !!!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#470~Technically, we speak "American English." :D :p :cool:

[m45]

We white folk are the minority now
471

[Loulabelle]

#472 - "I can't say the service was up to scratch"

Hehehe - well Fussy will understand it even if it means nothing to the rest of you! :D

[FussyPucker]

#473 - You should write a letter about it lou if the service wasn't up to scratch LOL

[FussyPucker]

#474

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home."
- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977.

[Lilith]

475
I

[skipthisone]

476 - Cant beat that with the ass of rabbit.

[Lilith]

477
have

[Sugarsprinkles]

#478


:D
:)
:p

[PantyFanatic]

peregu
449 - Where's the creativity gone... lets keep the spirit of Pixies in the world's largest post!
Kinda was wondering that myself. Shouldn’t a post be something more than just a number? I know that within the mind of anybody that is a Pixie citizen, thoughts just OOOOZE out.:p


#479

[PantyFanatic]

#449~All polar bears are left handed.
I’ll try to remember that next time I shake hands with a polar bear.:rolleyes:



#480

[PantyFanatic]

#450~A full grown bear can run as fast as a horse.
So where do I place my bet for the Kodiak Derby?;)


#481

[PantyFanatic]

#452~"I am" is the shortest complete sentence in the english language.
Is it shorter than “I do”:confused:

#482

[PantyFanatic]

We white folk are the minority now
471
And the news is…………………….?:confused:



#483

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Originally posted by pantyfanatic

Is it shorter than “I do”:confused:

#482

#484

LMAO. The problem with *that* sentence is the unspoken words (and problems) that follow it. :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Originally posted by pantyfanatic

So where do I place my bet for the Kodiak Derby?;)


#481

#485

Being a Kentucky girl myself, I can say with absolute certainty that while the Kentucky Derby is run on the first Saturday of May, the Kodiak Derby is held on the fifth Saturday of May. :D

[PantyFanatic]

And now we are well past today’s quota of 463 post. At this rate, we may well finish this is only …………………….. 30 years maybe?

At the end of a full week we will see what the projected finish date could be based on a weeks average.


#486

[PantyFanatic]

Originally posted by IAKaraokeGirl


#485

Being a Kentucky girl myself, I can say with absolute certainty that while the Kentucky Derby is run on the first Saturday of May, the Kodiak Derby is held on the fifth Saturday of May. :D


I thought for sure it would be the fifth Saturday of January


#487

[jseal]

..or perhaps the sixth.

[PantyFanatic]

Originally posted by IAKaraokeGirl


#484

LMAO. The problem with *that* sentence is the unspoken words (and problems) that follow it. :D


OH the lady IS wise!:cool:


#489

[Steph]

Originally posted by pantyfanatic

Is it shorter than “I do”:confused:

#482

490

"I am" is complete. 'Do' is a transitive verb and the only time you're going to use 'I do' is at a wedding or as a shortened version of a complete sentence.

[skipthisone]

491 - Yeah, but which hand do they wipe their ass with?...that is what I want to know.

Originally posted by pantyfanatic

I’ll try to remember that next time I shake hands with a polar bear.:rolleyes:



#480

[PantyFanatic]

Originally posted by skipthisone
491 - Yeah, but which hand do they wipe their ass with?...that is what I want to know.


The right. (that's why I WILL remember.):(


#492

[Loulabelle]

Originally posted by pantyfanatic

Kinda was wondering that myself. Shouldn’t a post be something more than just a number? I know that within the mind of anybody that is a Pixie citizen, thoughts just OOOOZE out.:p


#479

#493 If you're looking for something more Pixiite.............

I just masturbated (again!)..........hehehehe.



Is that more what you had in mind Panty?

[FussyPucker]

#494 - lou !!! Damn woman I've only managed once today.....then again I am at work gotta love those toilets ;)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#495~A rat can last longer without water than a camel.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#496~40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.

[jseal]

...just helpin' out.

[PantyFanatic]

we are getting close to that first half a grand of posts.

#498

[PantyFanatic]

and number 500 will be 1/2 of one hundredth of one percent.


#499