one million

[dadaist]

10750

[dadaist]

What's left of the morning, anyway :)

10751

[dadaist]

10752

[IAKaraokeGirl]

10,753~In our time zone, dadaist, about 22 minutes. But I've been awake for a lonnnnnnnng time. :D

[dadaist]

Not me!
Slept in again :p

10754

[IAKaraokeGirl]

10,755~I wish! Maybe I just need a good reason to stay in bed. :p

[dadaist]

10756

[dadaist]

Just have to have someone who will call you in sick, that's all. ;)

10757

[dadaist]

10758

[dadaist]

10759

(two more to go)

[dadaist]

10760

(one more to go - wonder how many I'll have by the 31st next Thursday)

[dadaist]

10761

That's 1500 personal posts. Still need to do 23-24 per day over the next year to hit 10k.

[dadaist]

10762

That's down a whole post per day compared to when I last calculated it, but I may or may not be posting anything this weekend, so hey. :p

[dadaist]

10763

And because I've got **** to do, and I gotta shower and get clothes on, I'm done for now.

[Steph]

10764

Work calls for me, too

[Steph]

10765

Should get going . . .

[LadyCutyBi]

10765

Just doing my part to help out......

[horseman12]

#10,767

[horseman12]

#10,768

[horseman12]

#10,769

[IAKaraokeGirl]

10,770~Have a good weekend, everyone!

[Scarecrow]

10771

OK

[Eliza]

10,772
More smurf stuff tonight! Gotta do the dinner thing first.

[Nubian]

10,773 hail marys. I've been a baaad boy today.

[Eliza]

10,774 hail marys cuz I was just fantasizing about nubian being a baaaad boy...

[Nubian]

Well, make that 10,775 hail marys because my imagination damned me strait to Hades when I thought about Eliza fantasizing about Nubian

[Eliza]

lol...well make that 10,776 hail Marys cuz my heathen mind just thought about Nubian thinking about Eliza fantasizing about Nubian.... wow..this could get ugly Nubian...better get to confession before our imortals souls really are damned to Hades

Wonder what Hell for a Pixie is......probably pics of all the sexy ladies n gentlemen revolving in a slide show ...and our hands super glued to our heads....

[Eliza]

10,777
I think I'm gonna post a thread and ask what hell for our fellow Pixies would be...

[Sharni]

#10778

[Sharni]

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[Sharni]

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[Sharni]

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[Sharni]

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[Sharni]

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[Sharni]

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[MilkToast]

--10792--

[MilkToast]

evening all... just got home from a picture taking evening...

--10793--

[darogle]

10794

[darogle]

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10800

[MilkToast]

I need to find a topic for tonight... I was hoping to read more about the Muppets... but, alas, Eliza has not posted anymore :(

I think I will, however, go up to the balcony and join Waldorf and Statler in the heclkling

--10801--

[MilkToast]

--10802--

hmm... looks like Pixies has already re-located... the URL is directed to port 81 for me (pixies-place.com:81)

[MilkToast]

--10803--

[MilkToast]

--10804--

OK... seeing as I posted about beer and then about Scotch whiskey... here are some facts (though not throughly checked) about Gin (my choice of drink tonight... a Saphire Martini, extra dry of course).

[MilkToast]

Francis de La Boe, a 17th century professor of medicine at Leyden University, Holland, is credited with being the originator of the botanical, flavored beverage spirits known as gin. Since his product's primary flavor was due to the essential oils extracted from juniper berries, he gave it the French name, "jenievre," which appeared later as the Dutch "geneva" and finally was abridged to the English "gin." Distilled gin is a distillate obtained by original distillation from mash, or by the redistillation of the distilled spirits, over or with juniper berries and other aromatics customarily used in the production of gin.

--10805--

[MilkToast]

Gin derives its main characteristic flavor from juniper berries. In addition to juniper berries, other botanicals may be used, including angelica root, anise, coriander, caraway seeds, lime, lemon and orange peel, licorice, clalmus, cardamon, cassia bark, orris root, and bitter almonds. The use and proportion of any of these botanicals in the gin formula is left to the producer, and the character and quality of the gin will depend to a great extent on the skill of the craftsman in formulating his recipe. The more discerning producers formulate their aromatic ingredients on the basis of the essential oil content in the raw materials to assure a greater degree of product uniformity.

--10806--

[MilkToast]

To expose the essential oils, the ingredients are reduced to a granular form and then immersed directly into the kettle (pot) which is filled with grain neutral spirits at approximately 100o proof. A vapor phase extraction may also be used. n this case the botanical mixture is placed on trays or in baskets in the head of the kettle where the alcoholic vapors, in passing through, extract the essential oils and rise to the condenser.

--10807--

[MilkToast]

It is important that the grain spirits be as neutral as possible (devoid of congeners) to ensure that no undesirable flavors be imparted to the gin. In addition to the kettle, some gin stills have a refinement section (as many as six plates) above the kettle for flavor stability and enrichment. Indirect steam head is applied and the various essential oils are distilled over during the entire distillation cycle. The first portion (heads) and the last portion of the cycle (tails) are not included in the product. Only the heard of the run is used and it represents approximately an 85% recovery of the original alcohol concentration in the kettle. This, of course, varies with the type of product that is desired by the producer. Some distillers, to avoid thermal decomposition of the delicate flavors and to acquire a degree of softness, conduct distillation under reduced pressure at a temperature of about 135oF. London Dry Gin is produced in accordance with the procedures described in this paragraph.

--10808--

[MilkToast]

In Great Britain and Canada the regulations permit and recognize the use of maturation techniques for gin. Gins stored in special oak casks acquire a pale golden hue and a unique "dryness" of flavor. Although distillers are permitted to mature gins in the United States for further flavor development, the Federal Government does not permit an age claim or any reference to aging to appear on the label.

--10809--

[MilkToast]

Holland Gin, characterized by its high flavor intensity derived mostly from juniper berries and cereal grains (corn, rye, barley malt), is produced by immersing the botanical mixture directly into the grain mash peior to distillation or be extracting the essential oils from the botanical mixture with the heavy distillate (high wines) from a fermented mash of grain, consisting of corn, rye, and barley malt. As a consequence, the flavors produced during fermentation become flavor components of the final product.

--10810--

[MilkToast]

Compound Gin is a mixture of grain spirits and proportions of essential oil extracts from botanicals. It does not undergo any distillation procedure. It is practically nonexistent in the market.

--10811--

[MilkToast]

I need a refill :D
--10812--

[MilkToast]

As a result of excessive drunkenness and poorly produced gin, licensing and taxation laws were introduced. Gin became a more expensive and higher quality drink and began a steady ascent up the class ladder. From the unlikeliest conditions of squalor, desperation and degeneration emerged London Dry Gin, one of the world’s greatest spirits.

--10813--

[MilkToast]

Doctors used gin in the 16th century to treat kidney disorders.

--10814--

[MilkToast]

In the late 16th century, English soldiers in Holland discovered Genever after witnessing its effect on their allies. Nicknamed ‘Dutch Courage’, they brought it back to England. Genever ultimately became gin for convenience. In 1689, William of Orange banned all spirit imports from France which resulted in the restrictive Distillers Charter being lifted. This gave British citizens the right to make their own gin and increased the spirit’s popularity.

--10815--

[MilkToast]

By the beginning of the 18th century, gin had become the national drink of England. Between 1600 and 1730, the annual production of gin rose from half a million to five million gallons. An official commission in 1750 reported that one fifth of London houses were gin shops. By this point, taxes on the spirit were so low that a pint of gin was in fact cheaper than a pint of beer. England was then producing 20 million gallons of gin a year.

--10816--

[MilkToast]

The classic Gin and Tonic was developed by middle class British civil servants in the 19th century who were sent off to serve the Empire in exotic and mosquito-ridden places.

--10817--

[MilkToast]

Quinine in the tonic helped ward off malaria, while gin made the drink more palatable.


--10818--

[MilkToast]

Ironically, Prohibition gave the greatest possible stimulus to the social acceptance of gin. In the 1920’s, although illegal, gin experienced a renaissance among the jazz listening, pleasure-seeking inhabitants ofthe booming cities in the United States. Gin became "respectable" in 1933 with the passing of the 21st Amendment that ended Prohibition. Once again, England’s superior gins graced bars all across America.

--10819--

[MilkToast]

This ties beer into gin.... about the style of beer called "Porter"

Porter was born in the early 1700's, the world's first mass-produced beer, developed in London during the Industrial Revolution, in which England led the world. Developed to accommodate the consumers taste for hoppier beers imported from other cities in England, and to combat the gin-drinking problem in the working class. The idea was to mass-produce a beer so it could be sold as cheaply as gin, and yet it would not be as 'dangerous' as gin. Only the bigger brewers in London were able to brew porter because it required a large capital investment, most notably the fact that it had to be aged for at least 6 months. Porter died out for a while, all present-day porters are mere revivals, not exact representations of what porter actually was, because no one really knows. The consensus amongst present-day brewers is that porters are dark (but not black), medium-bodied, well-hopped, well-aged, and fairly strong.

--10820--

[MilkToast]

finally, my favorite Gin drink... an extra dry Martini...

Extra Dry Martini Recipe
* 2 1/4 oz. Gin
* 1/4 oz. dry Vermouth
* Olive or Zest

1. Chill stemmed glass by filling it with ice. Set aside.

2. Fill mixing glass 1/4 with ice.

3. Pour base first, then liquor into mixing glass.

4. Holding mixing glass with fingers closed at base, and stir. Hold the barspoon by helix, and roll it back and forth between and index fingers for about 3 to 4 seconds. Gently remove barspoon.

5. Remove ice from chilled glass.

6. Using spring strainer over the mouth of mixing glass, strain into glass.

7. Garnish

--10821--

[MilkToast]

As of late I have noted a disturbing trend of putting a martini (either vodka or gin) over rocks at the bars...

No matter what anybody says... that is NOT a Martini and they should be promptly consumed and "proper" drink ordered.

--10822--

[MilkToast]

Oh... and anything that is called something like a "chocolate martini" or the like is just an excuse for ruining a perfectly good drink by those with no taste :p

--10823--

[MilkToast]

OK... time to go, I need to get some sleep :)

--10824--

[MilkToast]

oh, before I go.... stats for the thread...

--10825--

PIXIES "ONE MILLION THREAD END CALCULATOR
-Toast

start time: 5/9/03 9:59 PM
reply goal: 1,000,000
current time: 7/25/03 11:19 PM
reply count: 10,825

still needed: 989,175 replies
elapsed time: 77 days 1 hours 20.0 minutes

reply rate: 140.5 replies/day
OR 5.85 replies/hour
OR 0.098 replies/minute

time to goal: 10,139,386 minutes
OR 168,990 hours
OR 7,041 days
OR 19.3 years

est. achievement date: 11/4/22 5:05 AM

[osuche]

GO Milktoast!!!

Let's speed it up Pixies...

10,826 (hit the hyperdrive button NOW)

[Eliza]

10,827
Hey All! I'm back for some smurfin...no Muppets tonight MT sorry.

[Eliza]

10,828

Ok..more intro to make....

COOK SMURF

You can’t miss him with his tall white hat and apron. And his house is always the source of the delicious smell of hot bread, muffins, pies and sweets. Needles to say, he is a “cordon bleu”


Baker (http://www.smurf.com/infos/who/13cuisin.gif)

[Eliza]

10,829


GREEDY
Eat, eat, eat. Everything is tasty: sarsaparilla, soup, cheese, fruit. But what he really prefers are the goodies he often steals from Cook Smurf. His motto: “One should live to smurf, and not smurf to live”


Greedy (http://www.smurf.com/infos/who/14gourma.gif)

[Eliza]

10,830

HARMONY

Harmony has the soul of a great musician, but not the talent. He plays in the philharmonic smurfestra. But the only sounds that come from his cornet are Kwaaak and Pweeet. Smurfs who want to nap need a stock of earplugs.


Harmony (http://www.smurf.com/infos/who/15music.gif)

[Eliza]

10,831

POET SMURF

With a quill in one hand and a parchment in the other, Poet spends his days scribbling prose, quatrains and essays. He daydreams so much he doesn’t realise the danger he gets himself into. His latest tale is called: “Smurfy Dumpty sat on a smurf”.

Poet (http://www.smurf.com/infos/who/16poet.gif)

[Eliza]

10,832

VANITY SMURF

Mirror in hand, and with a flower in his bonnet, Vanity simply adores himself. He thinks he is the smurfiest Smurf in the village and loves talking fashion with Smurfette.

Vanity (http://www.smurf.com/infos/who/18coquet.gif)

[Eliza]

10,833

PAINTER SMURF

Painter lives only for his craft. Canvas, brushes and colour are the joys of his life. He paints portraits and landscapes dressed in an apron with an oversized bow tie. Smurfette is his favourite model

Painter (http://www.smurf.com/infos/who/19peintr.gif)

[Eliza]

Handy

HANDY

If anything ever needs fixing, Handy is the man for the job. He is also a creator. The pencil behind his ear is always being used to sketch things like a robot, a choo-choo train or a machine to smurf rain.

Handy (http://www.smurf.com/infos/who/20bricol.gif)

[Eliza]

10,835

FARMER SMURF

Farmer is the opposite of Poet; he is a Smurf of the earth. He’s never satisfied. When he needs a little rain to help his salads grow, the sun shines, and vice versa. His speech is rough but he’s the best at sorting out fertilizers and growing the tastiest vegetables and fruits in the world.

Farmer (http://http://www.smurf.com/infos/who/21paysan.gif)

[Eliza]

10,836

LAZY SMURF

Lazy only thinks of sleeping. When he painfully wakes in the morning, he waits for the evening to go back to sleep. He loves his pillow. He isn’t idle, but any little job tires him. Lazy’s laziness doesn’t bother the other Smurfs except Brainy who’s always after him, admonishing him each time he dozes off.

Lazy (http://www.smurf.com/infos/who/22paress.gif)

[Eliza]

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HEFTY

Distinguished by a heart-shaped tattoo on his arm. Hefty is the strongest Smurf in the village. He exercises, he is a sportsman and has even organised the Olympic Smurfs. One can always depend on him if there is any hard work to be done. He is kind of a lout but everyone loves him

Hefty (http://www.smurf.com/infos/who/23costau.gif)

[Eliza]

BABY SMURF

On a blue, moonlit night, Baby Smurf was brought to the village by a stork. But where did he come from? No-one knows, but everyone immediately adopted him - even though he breaks the routine of their lives.

Baby (http://www.smurf.com/infos/who/04bebe.gif)

[Eliza]

10,839

THE SMURFLINGS

After they got caught in Father Time’s clock, these three Smurfs became the only ones who are not 100 years old. They are actually getting younger ! Their names are Slouchy, Nat and Snappy

Intros as follows.....

[Eliza]

10,840

SLOUCHY

Slouchy is not lazy. He just doesn’t care for anything. If he is asked to do anything, he will. But slowly. He plays mellow sax in the Smurfling band. Slouchy will never have a nervous breakdow

Slouchy (http://www.smurf.com/infos/who/05molla.gif)

[Eliza]

10,841

NAT

Nat loves nature, and more than anything else he is crazy about animals. Of all his furry and feathered friends, he prefers the caterpillar that turns into a butterfly. Barefoot and wearing a straw hat, Nat is a genuine ecolosmurf.
Nat (http://www.smurf.com/infos/who/06nat.gif)

[Eliza]

10,842

SNAPPY

Snappy lives up to his name by being a ball of energy. He goes absolutely berserk when he doesn’t get his way. He is so impatient and bad-tempered that only Papa Smurf can calm him down.

Snappy (http://www.smurf.com/infos/who/07coleri.gif)

[Eliza]

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SASSETTE

Sassette was created by the Smurflings to keep Smurfette company. She has red pigtails and pink overalls. She is a rough and tumble tomboy who is always asking “Why?” and “How?”. Sassette and Smurfette are like chalk and cheese

Sassette (http://www.smurf.com/infos/who/08sasset.gif)

[Eliza]

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CLOCKWORK SMURF

Clockwork Smurf was invented and built by Handy to help him out with domestic work. He is useful to everyone and makes delicious sarsaparilla soup for the whole village. From time to time he leaves the Smurfs but comes back regularly to say hello to his friends and takes this opportunity to have his mechanical insides overhauled



Clockwork (http://www.smurf.com/infos/who/29robot.gif)

[Eliza]

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GRANDPA SMURF

Back in the village after a five hundred-year leave, Grandpa Smurf is the oldest of all Smurfs. He has not taken Papa’s leading role but his energy and enthusiasm are impressive. Besides wearing a bright yellow cap and pants, Grandpa always wears pince-nez glasses. He’s an avid storyteller and loves to show off some of the souvenirs he has collected during his travels.

Grandpa (http://www.smurf.com/infos/who/30vieux.gif)

[Eliza]

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And some others in this Smurfy Cartoon

JOHAN AND PEEWIT

Johan and Peewit (pronounced Pee-wee) are two human friends of the Smurfs. They live (in the Middle Ages) in the King’s castle and met the Smurfs for the first time on their quest for the magic flute: the six Smurf flute. Johan is a page boy, rides a horse and protects the poor and the oppressed. Peewit is a boastful and cheating midget, he rides around on his goat Biquette. Packed with shortcomings but nevertheless nice, he also loves music and sings totally out of tune.


Johan and Peewit (http://www.smurf.com/infos/who/34johpir.gif)

[Eliza]

*queue evil music.... duuuum dum dum dum dum dum dummmmmm*

GARGAMEL

Living in a dilapidated hovel on the edge of the forest, Gargamel the horrible sorcerer is evil, cunning and two-faced wizard. He hates the Smurfs and is constantly in pursuit of them but the Smurfs always outwit him and manage to escape. After each setback Gargamel swears he shall be revenged.



Gargamel (http://www.smurf.com/infos/who/31gargam.gif)

[Eliza]

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AZRAEL

This mangy cat is Gargamel’s ‘underdog’. He follows Gargamel around hoping someday his master will catch a nice and appetizing little Smurf, but in vain. Azrael is stupid and evil….. like his master.

Azrael (http://www.smurf.com/infos/who/32azrael.gif)

[Eliza]

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BIGMOUTH

Bigmouth is a nice but simple-minded kind of ogre who has a ferocious appetite, nobody knows where he comes from. He thinks only of eating…. anything. This was the cause of many problems for the Smurfs as the evil Gargamel made Bigmouth believe that the tastiest of delicacies was Smurf soup


Bigmouth (http://www.smurf.com/infos/who/33grossb.gif)

[Eliza]

Ok..that's it for the intros..now..some randon smurf trivia

Q. What color was smurfettes hair when she first appeared on the Smurfs?

A. black -- papa smurf changed it to blonde whenhe made her a real smurf

[Eliza]

10,851
According to SMURF legend, a baby SMURF is born "Once in a Blue Moon".

[Eliza]

LMAO....

The Smurf Name Generator

Smurfy Names (http://www-personal.umich.edu/~mule/smurfgen.html)

[Eliza]

10,853

Find your Inner Smurf

Inner Smurf (http://www.trinitykiss.com/smurfs/)


I was Painter

[Eliza]

10,854
lyrics to The Smurfs Adventures theme song

[Sung by Smurfs in unison]

La la la-la la la,
Sing a happy song.
La la la-la la la,
Smurf your whole day long.

[Whistled]

La la la-la la la

[Papa Smurf speaks]

Smurf along with me!

[Whistled]

La la la-la la la

[Papa Smurf speaks]

Simple as can be.

[Sung by Smurfs in unison]

Next time you're feeling blue just let a smile begin,
Happy things will come to you...

[Smurfette speaks]

So smurf yourself a grin!

[Ominous Gargamel music]

[Gargamel speaks]

Oooooo I hate Smurfs!

[Azrael meows]

[Gargamel speaks]

I'll get you, I'll get all of you if it's the last thing I ever do! hehehehe!

[Sung by Smurfs in unison]

La la la-la la la,
Now you know the tune,

[Harmony Smurf plays the "la la la-la la la" tune (barely) on his off-key trumpet]

[Sung by Smurfs in unison, accentuated for finale]

You'll be Smurfing soon!

[Eliza]

Smurf Episode Guides
The First Season:

The Abominable Snowbeast
The Smurfs encounter a snow creature that turns out to be friendly with Smurfette.


All That Glitters Isn't Smurf
Every Smurf mistakenly believes that Papa Smurf lost his magic touch.


The Astrosmurf
The Smurfs help fulfill Dreamy's wish to travel to the stars by disguising themselves as Swoofs on another planet.


The Baby Smurf
Gargamel transforms himself into an blue infant to destroy the village from within.


Bewitched, Bothered, And Besmurfed
Hogatha's amulet causes some of Smurfette's wishes to come true when she wears it.

[Eliza]

10856

The Clockwork Smurf
Handy's mechanical Smurf becomes a hero when he rescues Prince Gerard from his evil aunt.


Dreamy's Nightmare
Dreamy's trip around the world is cut short when Gargamel captures him.


The Fake Smurf
Hogatha's impersonation of a Smurf backfires when she loses her tail.


Foul Weather Smurf
Handy's weather-controlling machine creates chaos in the climate.


The Fountain Of Smurf
Papa Smurf becomes a Smurfling, and the Smurfs must find a way to restore him to normal with the help of Gargamel.

[Eliza]

10,857

Fuzzle Trouble
A furry little creature becomes a multiplying menace.


Gargamel The Generous
An accidental discovery of diamonds by Clumsy attracts Gargamel's attention.


Haunted Smurfs
Something is haunting a castle that the Smurfs discover when they leave the village in search for food.


The Hundredth Smurf
Vanity's mirror reflection comes to life and does the opposite of what Vanity does.


Jokey's Medicine
The Smurfs end up trapped in Gargamel's lair when they decide to get even with Jokey.

[Eliza]

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King Smurf
Brainy becomes king of the village and starts a civil war when Papa Smurf's gone.


The Magical Meanie
Brainy and Clumsy discover a badly behaving genie who's only nice when somebody says the magic words "pumpernickel pickle".


The Magic Egg
A magic egg that grants every Smurf their fondest wishes creates chaos.


The Magnifying Mixture
Brainy accidentally turns Hefty into a giant, who brings an even bigger problem into the village.


Now You Smurf 'Em, Now You Don't
Underground trolls use a crystal ball that lets Smurfs see their fondest wishes in order to kidnap whoever touches it.


Painter And Poet
Two creative Smurfs take their unappreciated talents with them when they flee to a deserted island.


Paradise Smurfed
Lazy dreams of discovering a hidden paradise that hides a nightmare.


The Purple Smurfs
A purple fly bites Lazy, causing a tail-biting purple epidemic.


Romeo And Smurfette
Hefty and Handy, not to mention everyone else, compete for the amourous attention of Smurfette.


St. Smurf And The Dragon
A baby dragon has an insatiable appetite for the glowberries Papa Smurf needs for his invisibility formula.

[Eliza]

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Sideshow Smurfs
The Smurfs enter a human village to rescue Smurfette and Clumsy from a mean showmaster.


Sir Hefty
Hefty becomes a knight to slay a dragon that's been setting fire to the village.


Smurf-Colored Glasses
Handy's magical glasses trick Smurfette into seeing Gargamel as handsome.


The Smurfette
Gargamel creates Smurfette as a pawn to destroy the Smurfs, and Papa Smurf changes her into a real Smurf to foil Gargamel's plan.


Smurfette's Dancing Shoes
The Smurfs split up to retrieve three treasures in order to rescue Smurfette from a forced marriage to a greedy troll.


The Smurfs And The Howlibird
A careless dumping of a dangerous formula mutates a small bird into a flying screeching predator.


The Smurfs And The Money Tree
Gargamel's mother tests Greedy's avarice by planting a golden goodie tree outside his house.


The Smurf's Apprentice
Clumsy turns himself into a dragon, and the Smurfs must help him return to normal.


Smurphony In 'C'
Harmony discovers a magical horn that puts its listeners into an eternal sleep.


Sorceror Smurf
Gargamel disguises himself as a long-lost Sorceror Smurf.

[Eliza]

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Soup A La Smurf
Bigmouth's soup becomes unappetizing when Papa Smurf puts a formula in it that disfigures the hungry ogre.


Spelunking Smurfs
The Smurfs discover a cave with frozen food and a frozen ogre guarding it.


Supersmurf
Brainy tries using brute force instead of brains to retrieve his village's stolen food supply from Bigmouth.


Vanity Fare
Gargamel hides himself inside a magic mirror to capture some unsuspecting Smurfs.

[Eliza]

10,861
Okay..that was season one....I'll continue tomorrow w/ season 2...but I'm smurfin done tonight...lol

Night All!

[Ozling]

10862 time for me to get some posts!

[Ozling]

10863 and what better way to do it than here on the million thread? :D

[Ozling]

10864 wait, there isnt one!

[Ozling]

10865 unless of course you're thinking of actually posting REAL posts...ubsurd!

[Ozling]

10866 well im bored right now..

[Ozling]

10867 and i got a decent 20 or 30 posts in just an hour or so, maybe tomorrow ill have more time to finish my 100-a-week quota

[Sharni]

#10868

[Sharni]

#10869

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#10870

[Sharni]

#10871

[Sharni]

#10872

[Sharni]

#10873

[Sharni]

#10874

[Sharni]

#10875

[Sharni]

#10876

[Sharni]

#10877

[Sharni]

#10878

[Sharni]

#10879

[Sharni]

#10880

[Sharni]

#10881

[Sharni]

#10882

[Sharni]

#10883

[Sharni]

#10884

[Sharni]

#10885

[Sharni]

#10886

[Sharni]

#10887

[Sharni]

#10888

[Sharni]

#10889

[Sharni]

#10890

[Sharni]

#10891

[Sharni]

#10892

[Sharni]

#10893

[MilkToast]

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[MilkToast]

--10895--

good morning all... off to visit friends out of town for the weekend :)

[dicksbro]

10,896

[dicksbro]

10,897

[dicksbro]

10,898

[dicksbro]

10899

[dicksbro]

10,900 down
989,100 to go

[Scarecrow]

10,901

[Scarecrow]

10,902

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10,903

[Scarecrow]

10,904

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10,905

[Scarecrow]

10,906 :fish:

[Scarecrow]

10,907 :bfly:

[Scarecrow]

10,908

[Scarecrow]

10,909 :cool:

[Scarecrow]

10,910 :fly:

[Scarecrow]

10,911 :rolleyes:

[Scarecrow]

10,912

[Scarecrow]

10,913 :o

[Scarecrow]

10,914

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10,915

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10,916

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10,918

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10,919

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10,920

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10,921

[Nubian]

10,922

Stimulating the surface of the body with abrasive materials, for example, rough silk, chamois leather, fine sandpaper, brushes, wire wool. An often overlooked but surprisingly effective set of techniques, especially on a blindfolded bottom

[Nubian]

10,923

attraction to men who are circumcised

[Nubian]

10,924

Love of pain

[Nubian]

10,925

Fetish for high heels

[Nubian]

10,926

Horizontal piercing through the glans penis

[Nubian]

10,927

Vertical piercing through the glans penis

[Nubian]

10,928

Sexual games involving control or restriction of air and/or the supply of oxygen to the br

[Nubian]

10,929

The act of sucking or licking a cock

[Nubian]

10,930

Restriction of a person's bodily movement for erotic reasons using fastenings of various kinds

[Nubian]

10,931

Submissive or recipient of stimulation in an SM scene

[Nubian]

10,932

Object designed to be inserted in the rectum and shaped so that it stays in position by trapping the sphincter between the bulk of the plug and the wide flanged base, an idea often more effective in theory than in practice

[Nubian]

10,933

Sex involving contact between mouth and clitoris

[Nubian]

10,934

Rubber or metal ring that slips round base of cock and balls when flaccid

[Nubian]

10,935

Eating feces

[Nubian]

10,936

Gaining sexual pleasure from playing with feces

[Nubian]

10,937

A major item of bondage furniture, usually constructed of wood often equipped with extra fixtures, for binding a person, particularly in preparation for flogging and whipping scenes

[Nubian]

10,938

Dressing in clothing usually worn by the opposite sex. In a sexual context, can be carried out as a sexual thrill in itself, in which case it is known as transvestism. However, is also sometimes employed in power and humiliation games, and seems most common on the heterosexual BDSM scene where male bottoms are instructed to wear female clothing and even wigs and makeup by female tops

[Nubian]

10,939

Term sometimes used for a young, and perhaps smaller and submissive man who seeks the company of bears (Usually a large, bearded, perhaps older and even overweight man, preferably with substantial body hair)

[Nubian]

10,940

Early 19th century (d. 1836) London-based professional dominatrix and flagellation specialist; the 'Berkley machine', a bondage device intended to expose the body for beating, is named after her

[Nubian]

10,941

Nubian :D :D , or to continue with the theme, Hanky code for 'heavy SM', usually involving flagellation of some sort and/or other forms of painful play.

[Nubian]

10,942

From Latin cunnus, vulva, and lingus, tongue: the act of licking and sucking the cunt, a form of oral sex, archaically known as gamahuching, and also known as 'going down on' someone or 'licking (or eating) someone out'. Can include mouth contact with the labia and the insertion of the tongue into the cunt, but the most intense physical responses are caused by licking the clitoris, a technique termed more specifically as clitorilingus

[Nubian]

10,943

Any form of intense stimulation or pain inflicted on the female genitals: perhaps by abrasion, clips and clamps, electricity, temperature play, play piercing, gentle whipping and flogging and with nails and hands. The clitoris is the most sensitive part, and the clitoris hood (prepuce) and both labia will also repay attention. Some women are also particularly sensitive in the G-spot, a round raised area of fatty tissue about 1cm (1/3") diameter just inside the front wall of the vagina.

[Nubian]

10,944

Sexual arousal from seeing tears in the eyes of one's partner

[Nubian]

10,945

A role taken on by some dominants or tops that mimics that of a parent: the style is likely to be 'kind but firm', perhaps with little deliberate pain-giving or cruelty except in punishment scenes. A gay male daddy's bottom is likely to be called a boy, and though such scenes can be played on a part-time basis the role is as likely to be part of a long-term relationship as with master/mistress-slave. Other sexualities may play this way too, and although the terms mummy (mommy) and girl are used, there are a number of instances of women taking on the male terms in these sorts of relationships

[Nubian]

10,946


Used as the codeword for a widespread fetish not so much for the material itself, a tough twill fabric woven from cotton, as the clothes typically made from it, especially Western-style jeans and shirt jackets in traditional blue, such as Levi's 501 jeans. is a considerable overlap between the denim crowd and the SM end of the 'leather' scene.

[Nubian]

10,947

Archaically termed a godemiche, from a French phrase meaning 'I enjoy myself'. Penis-shaped toy designed for insertion into the body. Early versions were made of stuffed gut, leather or ceramics but today they are most commonly made from moulded latex, often to a 'realistic' pattern but in hyper-realist sizes. They may be hand-held, strapped on with a harness to allow women to simulate male fucking, or held in place inside the body by harnesses or clothing.

[Nubian]

10,948

This term can refer to games involving mud, but it almost always means playing with feces. Although an English phrase, it is more widely used in continental Europe for this form of sex game.

[Nubian]

10,949

Alternatively, dominance (a form sometimes preferred in the US). The practise of taking the dominant role in a scene, running the scene, controlling the bottom's behaviour, perhaps simply as role play or humiliation or perhaps reinforced by the threat or the actual use of intense or painful physical activities directed at the bottom, and/or by restriction, bondage and physical control. A person who takes on this sexually dominant role, either habitually or for a specific scene, is known as a dominant or dom

[Nubian]

10,950


See Lilith:p :p ; The Latin feminine of the term 'dominator', one who dominates, could just mean a woman who enjoys taking the dominant role but almost always refers specifically to the professional dominatrix who charges for staging scenes where she dominates mainly male clients.

[Scarecrow]

10951

where's Lilith, I can't see her

[Nubian]

10,952

That's because she's hiding behind her whip.

[darogle]

10953

Mama they try and break me

[darogle]

10954

The window burns to light the way back home
A light that warms no matter where they've gone

[darogle]

10955

They're off to find the hero of the day

[darogle]

10956

But what if they should fall by someone's wicked way

[darogle]

10957

Still the window burns
Time so slowly turns

[darogle]

10958

And someone there is sighing

[darogle]

10959

Keepers of the flames
Do ya feel your name?

[darogle]

10960

Can't you hear your babies crying?

[darogle]

10961

Mama they try and break me

[darogle]

10962


Still they try and break me

[darogle]

10963

'Scuze me while I tend to how I feel
These things return to me that still seem real

[darogle]

10964

Now deservingly this easy chair
But the rocking stopped by wheels of despair

[darogle]

10965

Don't want your aid
But the first I've make
For years can't hold or feel

[darogle]

10966

No, I'm not all me
So please excuse me
While I tend to how I feel

[darogle]

10967

But now the dreams and waking screams
That ever last the night

[darogle]

10968

So build the wall, behind the crawl
And hide until it's light

[darogle]

10969

So can you hear your babies cryin' now?

[darogle]

10970

Still the window burns
Time so slowly turns

[darogle]

10971

And someone there is sighing

[darogle]

10972

Keepers of the flames
Do ya feel your name?

[darogle]

10973

Can't you hear your babies crying?

[darogle]

10974

Mama they try and break me

[darogle]

10975

"Hero Of The Day" ~ Metallica

[darogle]

10976


a sketch of mine....

[Nubian]

Not bad, not bad at all.

[darogle]

10977

"yada, yada, yada" ~ Seinfeld

[darogle]

10978


"blah, blah, blah" ~ Iggy Pop

[darogle]

10979

"I did not have sexual relations..." ~ Bill Clinton

[darogle]

10980

Thanks nubian!

[Sharni]

#10982 ~ Ok found it *LOL*

Back on track now

[Sharni]

#10983

[Sharni]

#10984

[Sharni]

#10985

[Sharni]

#10986

[Sharni]

#10987

[Sharni]

#10988

[Sharni]

#10989

[Sharni]

#10990

[Sharni]

#10991

[Sharni]

#10992

[Nubian]

10,993

Device, resembling a pair of tongs, used for applying very strong and tight elastic bands, intended for vetinary use in castrating and tail-cropping young animals, but sometimes used as a form of clamp in SM play, especially on nipples (prolonged wearing of such bands should be avoided).

[Nubian]

10,994

A thorough anal douche using a bag and tube.

[Nubian]

10,995

A man who has had his testicles removed

[Nubian]

10,996

Fist fucking, FF, handballing (mainly US). Placing or attempting to place the whole hand (or even both hands) into the rectum or vagina. The hanky code for fisting is red, and the activity is sometimes described simply as 'red'. In fact the hand is only formed into a fist, if at all, once it is fully inserted, a process that requires a great deal of gentleness, care and patience. Moving the fist repeatedly in and out of the orifice is known as punch fucking; it is a dangerous advanced technique and relatively rare.

[Sharni]

#10997

[Scarecrow]

10998

[Sharni]

#10999