one million

[fzzy]

#2749 - Hiddy Ho ... just stopping in to say "hello". :)

[jennaflower]

2751

Four Catholic ladies were having coffee one afternoon.
The first Catholic women tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him father." "

The second Catholic woman chirps, "My son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people call him 'your grace.'"

The third Catholic lady says, "My son is a Cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, he's called ‘Your Eminence.’"

The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence, the first three women prod her with a subtle, '"Well??"

So she replies, "My son is 6'2. He has broad, square shoulders. Terribly handsome. Tight muscular body. Hard buns and a very nice bulge. He is also a male dancer at a female strip club and whenever he walks into a room…women gasp,‘OH MY LORD!’"

[jennaflower]

2752

Q: What do you do with 365 used condoms?

























A: Melt them into a tire and call it a good year.

[jennaflower]

2753


Good: Your children are sexually active.
Bad: With each other
Worse: And your wife.
Good: Hot outdoor sex.
Bad: Getting arrested.
Worse: By your husband

Good: The teacher likes your son.
Bad: Sexually.
Worse: The techer is a he.

Good: You go home for a quickie.
Bad: you get caught by your wife
Worse: You're with her sister.

[jennaflower]

2754

A man calls the Animal Control in his town, because there is a crazed gorilla on his roof, and he can't figure out how to get it down safely. Soon, a van pulls up, and an old man gets out, carrying a small dog, a baseball bat, and a gun. He hands the man the gun.

''Okay, here's what we do. I'm going to go up onto your roof, and threaten the gorilla with this baseball bat until he falls down. When he falls down, this little dog will bite him in the balls until he's incapacitated.''

''Great,'' says the man. ''But what's the gun for?''

''In case I fall down instead of the gorilla — shoot the dog.''

[jennaflower]

2755

A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very horny, and difficult to handle. Upon examination, the zoo veterinarian determined the problem was that she was in heat. What to do? There was no male of this species available.
While reflecting on their problem, the zoo administrators noticed Mike, an employee responsible for cleaning the animals' cages. Now Mike, it was rumored, possessed ample ability to satisfy any female, and he wasn't very bright. So the zoo administrators thought they might have a solution. Perhaps they could entice Mike to satisfy the female gorilla.

So he was approached with a proposition: would he be willing to screw the gorilla for five hundred bucks?

Mike replied that he might be interested, but would have to think the matter over.

The following day, Mike announced that he would accept their offer, but only under three conditions:

"First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her."

"Second, I want nothing to do with any offspring that may result from this union."

The zoo administration quickly acceded to these conditions, but what could be the third?

"Well," said Mike, "You've gotta give me another week to come up with the five hundred bucks."

[jennaflower]

2756

Three nuns were taking a walk one day.
''I was cleaning the Father's room yesterday and found some pornography magazines," said the first nun.
"What did you do with them?" asked the second.
"I threw them away."
"I was cleaning the Father's room yesterday and found some condoms," said the second nun.
"What did you do with them?" asked the first.
"I punched holes in them." The third nun fainted.

[jennaflower]

2757

Grandma & Grandpa are sitting on the porch, when all of a sudden Grandma slaps Grandpa.
"That's for 50 years of the worst sex I've ever had."

They're both silent for ten minutes. Then Grandpa slaps Grandma.

"That's for knowin' the difference."

[jennaflower]

2758

This old couple is ready to go to sleep so the old man lays on the bed but the old woman lays on the floor.
The old man asks, ''Why are you going to sleep on the floor?''

The old woman says, "Because I want to feel something hard for a change."

[jennaflower]

2759

A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down. "Grandpa, what are you doing?" he exclaimed.
The old man looked off in the distance and did not answer him. "Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?" he asked again.

The old man slyly looked at him and said, "Well, last week I sat out here with no shirt on, and I got a stiff neck. This was your Grandma's idea!"

[jennaflower]

2760

Gumor said to Selma. Selma can I put my finger in your bellybutton? Selma said "No."
Gumor asked her again Selma can I put my finger in your bellybutton? Selma said "No."

Gumor asks her again Selma can I put my finger in your bellybutton? Selma says "OK."

A minute later Selma says Gumor that's not my bellybutton. Gumor says, ''Suprise, Suprise! That's not my finger either.''

[jennaflower]

2761

There were these two guys at the pub, and one guy said to the other, ''Let's go downtown and get a couple of girls!'' So they went downtown that night, but the girls they found thought they were sleazy and decided to play a trick on them by slipping out and sticking blow-up dolls in the beds.
The next morning one of the guys said, ''I think my girl was dead, because she didn't grunt or groan when we were having sex last night.'' The other guy said, ''I think my girl was a witch, because when I bit her on the tit she hissed and flew away....''

[jennaflower]

2762

Q. Why are guys faster than girls?



































A. They have a stick shift and ball bearings.

[jennaflower]

2763

There was this guy who always went out drinking with his friends. He would always come home very late. One night, while he was at the bar he told them his secret for being able to sneak in late.
"When I walk in the house, before the wife can say anything, I lay her down, take off her panties, and give her the best oral sex she's ever had, until she has such an orgasm that she falls into a deep sleep. Then, I wash up and go to bed. By morning, she is so pleased, she doesn't care what time I came home."

One of his friends thinks this is a great idea. So he stays out late, comes home, sneaks into the bedroom, gives his wife the best oral sex she's ever had, and goes to wash up. His wife walks into the bathroom, obviously upset that he's home so late.

"Hey, why aren't you sleeping?" he asks.

"I was was, but I came in to tell you that we've got to sleep on the couch tonight, 'cause my mother is sleeping in our bedroom."

[jennaflower]

2764

What two men's hobbies require the most hand-eye coordination?




























Video games and porno.

[jennaflower]

2765

A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite.
As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride. He said, "Here, put these on."

She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body.

"I can't wear your trousers." she said.

"That's right,'' said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family."

With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on."

He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps.

"Hell," he said. ''I can't get into your panties!"

She replied, "That's right...and that's the way it is going to stay until your attitude changes."

[Cabrylla]

2766


Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.


Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes

[jennaflower]

2767

John and Bob were inseparable childhood friends . One night, they both died in a terrible car accident.
When John woke up in heaven, he began to search for Bob but could not find him anywhere. Very distraught, he ran to St.Peter and said, "St.Peter, I know Bob was killed in that accident with me, but I can't find him!"

St. Peter said, "My son, I am sorry to tell you Bob didn''t make it to Heaven."

This upset John so much that St. Peter agreed to let him see Bob one more time. St. Peter parted the clouds and John saw Bob sitting in hell with a keg on one side and a beautiful buxom blonde on the other.

John looked at St. Peter skeptically and said, "Are you sure I'm in the right place?"

"My son," St. Peter said, "looks can be deceiving. You see that keg of beer? It has a hole in it. You see that woman? She doesn't!''

[Cabrylla]

2768

Q: Whats the difference between a modern woman and a computer?


A: A modern woman won't accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.

[jennaflower]

2769

Three guys died and when they got to the pearly gates, St. Peter met them there.
St. Peter said, "I know that you guys are forgiven because you're here. But before I let you into heaven, I have to ask you a couple of questions. Make sure you tell the truth because if you don't, we'll have to ask you to visit the beast below. Your answers will also determine what kind of car you will get. You have to have a car here in heaven because it is so huge!"

St. Peter asked the first man, "How long were you married?"

The guy replied, "24 years."

St. Peter then asked, "Did you ever cheat on your wife?"

The guy said, "Yeah, about 10 times... but you said I was forgiven."

Peter said, "Yes, but that's not too good. Here's a Pinto for you to drive."

The second guy got the same questions from Peter to which he replied, "I was married for 41 years and cheated on her only once, but that was during our first year and we worked it out. I was faithful thereafter."

Peter said, "I'm pleased to hear that. Here's a Mercedes SUV for you to drive."

The third guy said, "Peter, I know what you're going to ask. I was married for 63 years and didn't even look at another woman! I treated my wife like a queen!"

Peter said, "Now that's what I like to hear! Here's a Jaguar for you to drive."

A little while later, the two guys with the Lincoln and the Pinto saw the guy with the Jaguar crying on the golden sidewalk, so they went to see what was the matter. When they asked him what was wrong he tearily said, "I just saw my wife and she was on a skateboard!"

[Cabrylla]

2770 gotcha!! *pffts and runs*

[Cabrylla]

2771

Q: What are the small bumps around a woman s nipples for?
A: It's Braille for 'Suck here.'

[Kimberly73]

# 2772


LOL

[Cabrylla]

2773

woo these jokes are great

[Cheyanne]

#2774

:p

OMG these jokes are too funny....

Thank you Jennaflower and Cabrylla

LMAO

[lostintexas]

2775

these are great, should have named it 1 million jokes!

i am on the floor lauphing hard you all.

have a great one

-mike

[Cabrylla]

2776

A truck driver was going down a steep incline when, at the foot of the hill, he was able to make out a couple having sex in the middle of the road. Five times on his descent he sounded his horn, but they didn't move. He finally brought the truck' to a halt inches from them. The truck driver got out and stormed: "What the hell's the matter with you two?.Didn't you hear me? You could have been killed!" The man replied nonchalantly: "Listen, I was coming, she was coming, and you were coming. You were the only one with brakes

[Cabrylla]

2777

If men got pregnant:

Morning sickness would rank as the
nation's number one health problem

Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay

Children would be kept in hospital until toilet trained

Natural childbirth would become obsolete

All methods of birth control would be 100 per cent effective

Men would be eager to talk about commitment

There would be a cure for stretch marks

They'd serve beer instead of coffee at antenatal classes

Men wouldn't think twins were so cute

Sons would have to be home from dates by 10 p.m.

[Cabrylla]

2778

nevermind!

[Cabrylla]

2779

don't wanna offend anyone

[Cabrylla]

2780






*snickers and erases this post just cause*

[Cabrylla]

2781

LOL...will stop...am sorry they just cracked me up

[Cabrylla]

2782

10 WAYS TO KNOW
YOU'VE HAD WILD SEX

1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge.

2. It takes five minutes to unknot your bodies.


3. An earthquake of 5.4 on the Richter Scale is recorded in your area.


4. The cat's exhausted from just watching you.


5. A trampoline company has to come to adjust your bedsprings.


6. You've both gone down one clothing size.


7. You cancel your chiropractic appointment. There's nothing left to adjust.


8. You have to breathe into a brown paper bag.


9. Boy, are you hungry!


10. You're absolutely satisfied yet uncontrollably horny at the same time.

[Steph]

2783

Great visit with my cousin and his little guys . . . I wish I didn't have to work so I could spend more time with them.

[Cabrylla]

2784

*taps my fingers and hmmms* should really go to bed i guess

[Cabrylla]

2785

God i know ya'll have to be getting sick of me....must be scary to see me posting so much LOL


*WOOOHOOO I HIT 200*

[Steph]

2786

Big yellow smile, we know you're posting! :)

[Cabrylla]

2787

am still here...should really sleep :D but not sure if i can give up this thread yet LOL

[Cabrylla]

2788

plop plop fizz fizz, oh what a relief it is...

[Cabrylla]

2789

I do believe i have gone crazy due to lack of sleep

[Cabrylla]

2790

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time.

The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about half an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents! Come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!"

[Cabrylla]

2791

There was a cat and a rooster wondering by a lake. Both were famished, looking for any food they could find, but to no avail. Later on, the rooster finds himself focusing upon a worm, inching its way nearby. The rooster then proceeds to chase and then pounce on the worm, eating it quickly. Resting after his meal, he rubs his belly in pure satisfaction.

The cat looks at the rooster and thinks to himself, "Well, if he can do it, I can do it." Not long after the rooster eats his worm, the cat spots a mouse scurrying nearby the lake. The cat raises its tail, arches its back, and with all its might, attempts to pounce on the mouse, only to end up in the lake.

What is the moral of the story?

Where there is a satisfied cock, there is a wet pussy...

[Cabrylla]

2792

http://www.sexthermometer.com/

[Steph]

2793

Off to bed for me! Let's keep on posting, Pixies!

[Cabrylla]

2794

just had to share

http://www.namethatsextoy.com/

[Cabrylla]

2795

Q: What's the difference between sin and shame?
A: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

[Cabrylla]

2796

Q: What's the height of conceit?
A: Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

[Cabrylla]

2797

When Jane initially met Tarzan of the jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex.
Tarzan not know sex," he replied.
Jane explained to him what sex was. Tarzan said, "Oh,... Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree."
Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong,... but I will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothes and laid down on the ground.
"Here" she said,... "you must put it in here."
Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer with his huge erection, and then gave her an almighty kick right in the crotch.
Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed, "What did you do that for?"
"Tarzan check for bees!"

[Cabrylla]

2798

Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

A: The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

[Cabrylla]

2799

okay just one more

[Cabrylla]

2800

http://www.liamselwyn.com/nudecarrot/nudecarrotwarning.html

[GusAspar]

2799

It's about time I got the calculator out again to check how long it's going to take us to reach one million... but I can't be arsed at the moment.

[Cabrylla]

2802

if I stay up will have it to a million by morning LOL dang thing is addictive

[GusAspar]

2802

Cabrylla, you slipped another couple in there - I think the count is right again now.

[GusAspar]

2804

No? Well, perhaps it will be this time!

[GusAspar]

2805

Like the AV, Cabrylla - cum and molest me any time you like!

[Cabrylla]

2806

:Dthanks!

[GusAspar]

2807

Or maybe now?

[Cabrylla]

2808


tsk tsk..don't tease the prudish one LOL

[Cabrylla]

2809

*le sigh* got it now!

[Cabrylla]

2810

phew...glad that confusion is over

[GusAspar]

2810

Cabrylla, I thought you were going to bed?!?

[Cabrylla]

2812

wish i could!!!

[Cabrylla]

2813

*sniffles all sleepy and unable to go to bed*

[Sharni]

#2814

[GusAspar]

2815

Just another bump towards a million

[Sharni]

#2816

[Christine]

#2817

[LixyChick]

#2818

I'm Backkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!

[dicksbro]

#2819 and a warm welcome back to you, Lixy! We missed you.

[Christine]

#2820 great to have you back Lixy!

[Sharni]

#2821

[T-S]

#2822 getting there

[Steph]

2823

slowly but surely

[FussyPucker]

#2824 - "throb" great word isn't it ?!

[Christine]

# 2825 *nods*

[dadaist]

#2826

[dadaist]

#2827

[dadaist]

#2828

[dadaist]

#2829

[GusAspar]

2830

Dadaist can count!

Don't let anyone stop you, Dadaist, and thanks for contributing towards the big million.

[Steph]

2831

I can't avoid the laundromat much longer!!!

[GusAspar]

2831

I can never remember: does anyone know where the "hash" character is on the Mac keyboard?

[Steph]

2832

Or can I? :)

[dadaist]

Originally posted by GusAspar
2831

I can never remember: does anyone know where the "hash" character is on the Mac keyboard?

The octalthorpe, or pound sign? Should be shift-3 same as any other qwerty keyboard, unless you've changed keyboard maps.

#2834

[GusAspar]

2834

I think we collided, Steph - nice to bump into you anytime!

[dadaist]

#2836

[GusAspar]

2837

Quite right, Dadist, you CAN count!

[dadaist]

#2838

The Women's World Cup in Soccer is officially returning to the US this fall (September/October) due to the event being cancelled in China (because of worries about SARS). There WAS a last minute competition for a new location, and the US beat out Sweden as a replacement host. This is an unprecedented 'two in a row' for the World's cup, possibly in any sport.
Locations/venues for individual matches are still to be determined.

[Sharni]

#2839

[dicksbro]

#2840

[Cabrylla]

2841

[Scarecrow]

I found this thread on page 3 of new posts, How are we ever going to get to one Million with out people posting here

2842

[Scarecrow]

2843

[dicksbro]

#2844

[dicksbro]

#2845

[Scarecrow]

#2486

[Scarecrow]

#2487

[fzzy]

#2488 just dropping in to say hello again. :)

[dicksbro]

LOL ... 2849 ...don't subtract from our total. :D :D

[Eliza]

2850- Hello All...plugging away nicely I see...One of these days we will get there...

[Eliza]

2851

[Eliza]

2852

[Eliza]

2853

[Eliza]

2854...nothing add really cept Hi....long boring day....

[Eliza]

2855- Okay..that's it for now...maybe some interesting things to post after dinner.

Eliza

[MilkToast]

2856 - this thread is moving along nicely...

[MilkToast]

2857

waiting on a PC to finish all of the OS updates after a clean install on a new HDD....

[MilkToast]

2858

so I decided to post here for a little while... sorry folks no jokes here...

[MilkToast]

2859

[MilkToast]

2860

looks like one or two more reboots and it should be done :) wohoo!

[MilkToast]

what is sad is that I do not know why I am bothering with the old PC... way to slow as compared to the newer machines here at home...

2861

[MilkToast]

2862

.....

[MilkToast]

2863

[MilkToast]

2864

all that remains is the newest version of Media Player...

rebooting now so that I can then install that....

[MilkToast]

2865

yes, I'm bored....

[MilkToast]

2866

dum dee dum.... ho hum...

[MilkToast]

2867

at least the download of the updates is over a cable modem :)

[MilkToast]

2868

wohoo... it's finally done.

~3.5 hours to get the PC back up and running... of course now I get to turn it off as I am not going to put any other software on it (for now).

[MilkToast]

2869

[MilkToast]

posters to this thread as of 5/28/2003 00:23 EDT (not counting this post):

Total Posts: 2,870
User Posts
IAKaraokeGirl 461
dadaist 353
MilkToast 316
jennaflower 260
dicksbro 165
Sharniqua 157
Eliza 154
FussyPucker 119
Steph 96
pantyfanatic 95
Scarecrow 89
Lilith 87
LixyChick 58
Cheyanne 51
skipthisone 45
Kimberly73 39
lostintexas 39
Cabrylla 37
Aqua 29
Christine 25
GusAspar 20
m45 19
Sugarsprinkles 15
Lost 15
BIBI 14
jseal 14
Loulabelle 12
fzzy 10
BlondeCurlGirl 8
Ando3 6
T-S 6
fireguy 5
Bardog 5
Summer 3
denny 3
blkcat 3
Bilbo 2
ShadowRaven 2
GermanSteve 2
PixieSprite 2
KingMinotaur 2
peregu 2
sex_24-7 2
celticangel 2
huntersgirl 2
maestro 1
Slow Ride 1
rabbit 1
darogle 1
mechdad 1
turbo_mmx 1
quisath 1
White Noise 1
rusti.1 1
Midnight Kiss 1
WakMaster 1
gekkogecko 1
Kendall 1
txgrneyes 1
Coaster 1
Teddy Bear 1
chanserv 1
mm_arsonist 1
Flynn 1

[MilkToast]

top 10 posters to pixies as of 5/28/2003 00:28 EDT:


dicksbro 13128 (34.79 posts per day)
Sharniqua 12992 (17.14 posts per day)
Lilith 11432 (20.56 posts per day)
IAKaraokeGirl 7532 (53.05 posts per day)
Sugarsprinkles 5310 (12.23 posts per day)
Lovediva 5280 (7.05 posts per day)
Aqua 4420 (8.70 posts per day)
LixyChick 3612 (12.65 posts per day)
legend 3609 (7.58 posts per day)
dm383 3587 (11.56 posts per day)

[MilkToast]

hmmm... the time listed for the current time on Pixies is 10 minutes slow for GMT-5....

[MilkToast]

I'm done... time for some sleep...

g'night

[gekkogecko]

2874

And now, I'm helping a friend in California (otehr coast from me) identify and decide what to do with a wild lizard that's taken up residence in his recycling bin. At least three's part of my reptilian life that's worthwhile.

[PantyFanatic]

#2875

So from your numbers MT, it looks like the guy that started the fiasco, has only posted 1.3% of the total to date. :rolleyes:

[PantyFanatic]

#2876

The last complete day (#19) was not one of our best with only 56 posts.:(

[PantyFanatic]

#2877

To date, day # 12, with 341 posts was our best.:)

[Steph]

2878

The fluctuations are going to make you dizzy, PF

[PantyFanatic]

#2879

"er"....... DIZZIER! :p




;)

[Steph]

2880

YOU said it, not me!!

[GusAspar]

2881

Did I tell you about Nigel the newt?

[GusAspar]

2882

Or Hendricks the frog?

[GusAspar]

2883

We've extended the garden pond this spring and Nigel the newt and Hendricks the frog have both taken up residence.

[Sharni]

#2884

[Sharni]

#2885

[Sharni]

#2886

[Sharni]

#2887

[Sharni]

#2888

[dicksbro]

#2889

[dicksbro]

and #2890

[GusAspar]

2891

It's a lovely sunny afternoon in London. :)

[MilkToast]

Originally posted by GusAspar
2891

It's a lovely sunny afternoon in London. :)

2892

lucky you... it's a cloudy morning here in Rochester... with a chance thunderstorms by mid-day.

[Steph]

2893

I just woke up and am not really sure about the weather. It seems quite nice, tho'.

[Steph]

2894

A friend is showing up for lunch . . . I'm just setting up an IV for coffee to wake up here! :)

[Christine]

#2895

It's a beautiful day!

[FussyPucker]

#2896 - I'm hot n sweaty.............but it's from running around fixing network problems :(

[dicksbro]

#2897

[dicksbro]

#2898 ... kind of rainy right now, but it's suppose to clear off this afternoon. Hope so. Lawn really needs mowing.

[dicksbro]

#2899

[dicksbro]

#2900 ... good place to stop for now.

[Sharni]

#2901

[Steph]

2902

Lovely visit with a friend, off to work and then lunch with family tomorrow . . . . .

[Steph]

2903

Not as much time for perving at Pixies lately but I'll make up for it later, I'm sure!

[Scarecrow]

2904
Just keeping up with the Jones


LOL

[Scarecrow]

2905


I see from MT top ten posters I've been bump off the list again

[dicksbro]

2905 and counting

[Scarecrow]

2906


so I'll just have to post more

[Scarecrow]

2907

jumping over to smut games for now

[MilkToast]

2909 {edited after seeing 2911}

just got home from work... installed a new fan in the secondary PC (not the one i was working on last night, just lots of PCs around here)... nice and quiet again...

[MilkToast]

2910

wow, now that most of the TV shows have finished the season what's on the tube is pretty sad... I guess that is a good thing, now I'll get other things done :D

[Scarecrow]

#2911

Count up date

[Scarecrow]

2912

Yes I thought I saw a show advertized as outtakes of outtakes of live show ROTFLMAO

[dicksbro]

2913

[dicksbro]

#2914 ...

I got a sweater for Christmas. What I really wanted was a screamer or a moaner.

[Aqua]

#2915 Han Solo was once a member of the Imperial forces.

[Aqua]

#2916 Luke used to bullseye womprats in his T-16 while cruising through beggar's canyon back on Tatooine.

[Aqua]

#2917 Han, Luke, and Chewbacca avoid being roasted over a fire by the Ewoks when C-3PO impersonates a deity and uses 'magic'.

[Aqua]

#2918 When Han and Luke pose as Stormtroopers to gain access to the detention center they say they are transferring a prisoner from cell block 1138.

[Aqua]

#2919 Their 'prisoner' is Chewbacca.

[MilkToast]

#2920

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--2921--

[MilkToast]

#2922

sitting at the PC... leaving this window open, posting nothin' when I pass over it each time :)

[MilkToast]

2923

[dicksbro]

#2924 ... back to you MT :)

[MilkToast]

2925.... why thank you... your turn

[MilkToast]

2926 - I'll go again... gotta walk away for a while....

[MilkToast]

2927

[quisath]

2928

For those of you who do not know what ESAD means........you'll find it in the Texas dictionary.

[Lilith]

2929

Bum- Bum- Bumble Bee

Bumble Bee Tuna

[MilkToast]

2930 - cursing about my cut finger (broken wine bottle!)... I have a boo-boo!!! grrr....

[Lilith]

2931
*kisses your boo-boo*

[MilkToast]

#2932

thanks Lilith... after about 4 band-aids soaking through it finally stopped bleeding... next time I will need to be more careful with broken glass :)

[MilkToast]

this leads to my next trend to post here.... things that get refered to as a class of stuff under someone's trademark name...

#2933

Kleenex

[MilkToast]

#2934

before the term SUV was coined... everything "off road" was a "Jeep"

[MilkToast]

2935

"Q-tip"

[MilkToast]

though not universal I noticed this one in Atlanta...

the waitress asked us if we wanted something to drink, she asked if we wanted a "coke" and then proceeded to list the different kinds... "sprite", "orange", etc... must have something to do with the Coca-Cola headquarters being there :)

2936

[MilkToast]

"band aid"

2937

[MilkToast]

at the moment I am drawing a blank... I know that there have to be more....

2938

[MilkToast]

"scotch tape"

2939

[MilkToast]

2940

a "popsicle" (trademark of Good Humor)

[MilkToast]

2941

"white out"

[MilkToast]

although no longer as common,

a "xerox"

2942

[MilkToast]

a little more modern...

a "post-it"

2943

[MilkToast]

"styrofoam"

owned by Dow Chemical

2944

[MilkToast]

"thermos"

2945

[MilkToast]

"escalator" (Otis Elevator Co.)

2946

[MilkToast]

"Jell-O"

2947

[MilkToast]

2948

"hi-liter" (Avery Dennison Corporation)

[MilkToast]

"walkman" (SONY corp.)

2949

[MilkToast]

seeing as might have a lot of useless info in my head I could try to take credit for knowing all of those... but, no... I'm just not that bright :) I found a lot of these at http://www.prairienet.org/~rkrause/brands.html, though many I had though of before finding the site :D

2950

[MilkToast]

here are some more from: http://www.themaxx.com/v/brands/

2951

[MilkToast]

2952

"cellophane"

[MilkToast]

"frisbee" (this part is from personal recollection of a story told to me) originates from the Frisbie baking company and the forms that the pies were delivered in, the delivery guys would toss them around... heck, I even found a reference to it: http://inventors.about.com/library/weekly/aa980218.htm


2953

[MilkToast]

"laundromat" - apparently owned by Westinghouse

2954

[MilkToast]

"rollerblade"

2955

[MilkToast]

2956

"sheetrock"

[MilkToast]

2957

"ziploc"

[MilkToast]

2958

"zipper" (B. F. Goodrich Company)

see: http://inventors.about.com/library/weekly/aa082497.htm

[MilkToast]

OK.... I'm done with this trend... :D
2959

[MilkToast]

2960

[MilkToast]

time to hit the sack... l8r y'all

2961

[MilkToast]

crap... can not sleep... so I am back here...

2962

[MilkToast]

2963

[MilkToast]

2964

[MilkToast]

2965

[lostintexas]

2966

hello all, just checking in. i blew up the transmission in my truck. yes i blew it up. i finally got it apart and there is a gear that is not busted but the other 42 are shot. hope that you are having fun and i keep checking, just the past couple weeks have been a pain in the ass.........

-mike

[Steph]

2967

Just checking in here, too. Bed early, up for lunch with the cousins

[Steph]

2968

I think I hear the popcorn calling my name, tho'

[Steph]

2969

It was calling my name since an hour before I left work

[Steph]

2970

The popcorn cravings come and go . . . I'll go for months without any and then, I'll have some every night for a week.

[Steph]

2971

Two co-workers are going to the final auditions for Canadian Idol. They've made the third round. Crazy!

[dicksbro]

#2972

[Cabrylla]

2973

[Cabrylla]

2974

woohooo

[Cabrylla]

2975

*dances* can't sleep damnit

[Cabrylla]

2976

[Christine]

2977

[Cabrylla]

2978

[Cabrylla]

2979

[Cabrylla]

2980

[dicksbro]

#2980 ... that avatar is so neat, Cabrylla!

[dicksbro]

#2981

[dicksbro]

#2983

[dicksbro]

#2984

[Cabrylla]

2985

thanks!!! :evil:

[dicksbro]

#2986 with only 997,014 to go. Is that the finish line I see? :)

[Cabrylla]

2987

dang it! lol

[dicksbro]

#2988 ... I fixed the last one. :D

[Cabrylla]

2989

soooo close...yet sooo far :D

[Cabrylla]

2990

[dicksbro]

2991

[Cabrylla]

2992

umokay *laughs*

[dicksbro]

2993

[Cabrylla]

2994

[Cabrylla]

2995

*growls at staying up*

[Christine]

2996

[Cabrylla]

2997

[Cabrylla]

2998

[FussyPucker]

#2999 - morning sexy people :)