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Sharni
06-04-2003, 01:24 PM
#3500

dicksbro
06-04-2003, 05:12 PM
3501

dicksbro
06-04-2003, 05:12 PM
3502

dicksbro
06-04-2003, 05:12 PM
3503

dicksbro
06-04-2003, 05:12 PM
3504

dicksbro
06-04-2003, 05:13 PM
3505 done
996495 to go

Scarecrow
06-04-2003, 06:48 PM
3506

where is the sun I want to see Steph in her sun dress

Scarecrow
06-04-2003, 06:49 PM
3507

Scarecrow
06-04-2003, 06:50 PM
3508

Aqua
06-04-2003, 07:00 PM
3509

PantyFanatic
06-04-2003, 07:30 PM
# 3510

This isnn't looking good troops. :(

PantyFanatic
06-04-2003, 07:31 PM
# 3511

We haven't boke 100 posts per day yet this week.

PantyFanatic
06-04-2003, 07:32 PM
# 3512

And day number 22 started Saturday.

PantyFanatic
06-04-2003, 07:34 PM
#3513

With two digit posts per day, this could take a while. :rolleyes:

PantyFanatic
06-04-2003, 07:37 PM
# 3514

We knew 1 million was a bunch, but just how big is that bunch?

PantyFanatic
06-04-2003, 07:40 PM
# 3515

We know that ten times as much of something isn't all that much.

PantyFanatic
06-04-2003, 07:42 PM
# 3516

Unless it already a big bunch.

PantyFanatic
06-04-2003, 07:44 PM
# 3517

We know that even when we ten, $10 bills, we still don't have much today. :(

PantyFanatic
06-04-2003, 07:45 PM
# 3518

Even when we ten $100 bills we don't have much.

PantyFanatic
06-04-2003, 07:48 PM
# 3519

We may be able to get food for a few days and pay a couple bills this month, but $1,000 (10^3) isn't all that much money.

MilkToast
06-04-2003, 07:51 PM
3520 - but I would rather have the 10^3 than not :)

MilkToast
06-04-2003, 07:52 PM
wohooo... thunder and lightning outside... time to go watch for a little while....

--3521--

MilkToast
06-04-2003, 07:57 PM
and now for the next set of posts we get the Edward Gorey Gothic Alphabet

3522

MilkToast
06-04-2003, 07:58 PM
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs

3523

MilkToast
06-04-2003, 07:59 PM
B is for Basil assaulted by bears

3524

MilkToast
06-04-2003, 07:59 PM
C is for Clara who wasted away

3525

MilkToast
06-04-2003, 08:00 PM
D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh

3526

MilkToast
06-04-2003, 08:01 PM
E is for Earnest who chocked on a peach

3527

MilkToast
06-04-2003, 08:01 PM
F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech

3528

MilkToast
06-04-2003, 08:02 PM
G is for George smothered under a rug

3529

MilkToast
06-04-2003, 08:03 PM
H is for Hector done in by a thug

3530

MilkToast
06-04-2003, 08:03 PM
I is for Ida who drowned in a lake

3531

MilkToast
06-04-2003, 08:04 PM
J is for James who took lye by mistake

3532

MilkToast
06-04-2003, 08:04 PM
K is for Kate who was struck with an axe

3533

MilkToast
06-04-2003, 08:05 PM
L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks

3534

MilkToast
06-04-2003, 08:05 PM
M is for Maud who was swept out to sea

3535

MilkToast
06-04-2003, 08:06 PM
N is for Neville who died of ennui

3536

MilkToast
06-04-2003, 08:07 PM
O is for Olive run through with an awl

3537

MilkToast
06-04-2003, 08:07 PM
P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl

3538

MilkToast
06-04-2003, 08:08 PM
Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire

3539

MilkToast
06-04-2003, 08:08 PM
R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire

3540

MilkToast
06-04-2003, 08:09 PM
S is for Susan who perished of fits

3541

MilkToast
06-04-2003, 08:10 PM
T is for Titus who flew into bits

3542

MilkToast
06-04-2003, 08:10 PM
U is for Una who slipped down a drain

3543

MilkToast
06-04-2003, 08:11 PM
V is for Victor squashed under a train

3544

MilkToast
06-04-2003, 08:11 PM
W is for Winnie embedded in ice

3545

MilkToast
06-04-2003, 08:12 PM
X is for Xerxes devoured by mice

3546

MilkToast
06-04-2003, 08:13 PM
Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in

3547

MilkToast
06-04-2003, 08:13 PM
Z is for Zillam who drank to much gin

3548

MilkToast
06-04-2003, 08:14 PM
an excellent on-line version with the illustrations can be found at http://brennick.com/ddga/

3549

MilkToast
06-04-2003, 08:15 PM
OK... time to go do something else (for a while :D)

3550

(5/20/23 6:03 AM)

MilkToast
06-04-2003, 09:48 PM
258 things to do when you're bored

(not including posting to this thread :p)

posted in groups of 10 (and one of 8, of course)...

found this at: http://xar.us/funny/bored.html

3551

Lilith
06-04-2003, 09:50 PM
3552

post each one please seperately :p:D

MilkToast
06-04-2003, 09:50 PM
1. Wax the ceiling.
2. Loosen the lug nuts on your dad's new car.
3. Drop your cat from a high place, to see if it really does land on all four feet.
4. Repeat above until failure.
5. Rearrange political campaign signs.
6. Sharpen your teeth.
7. Play Houdini with one of your siblings.
8. Braid your dogs hair.
9. Clean and polish your belly button.
10. Water your dog...see if he grows.

3553

Lilith
06-04-2003, 09:51 PM
3554

Irish Cream and Butterscotch schnapps....cures what ails you ;)

MilkToast
06-04-2003, 09:51 PM
11. Wash a tree.
12. Genuflect to Larwence Welk.
13. Knight yourself and some close friends.
14. Found the Jim Jones' School of Modern Bartending.
15. Flirt with an evergreen.
16. Scare Steven King.
17. Give your cat a mohawk.
18. Purr.
19. Mow your carpet.
20. Rake your carpet (to clean up the clippings.)

3555

MilkToast
06-04-2003, 09:53 PM
3556 - too sweet Lilith... sorry, not a sweet drinks/dessert lover

MilkToast
06-04-2003, 09:54 PM
3557

21. Whine
22. Play Pat Boone records backwards.
23. Re-elect Richard Nixon.
24. Dress like your favorite Heavy Metal group...surprise your grandmother.
25. Listen to a painting.
26. Play with matches.
27. Buff your cat.
28. Raise professional racing ferrets.
29. Paint your home...day-glo orange.
30. Dial-a-Prayer and argue.

MilkToast
06-04-2003, 09:56 PM
31. Read Homer in the original Greek.
32. Learn Greek.
33. Change your mind.
34. Change it back.
35. Watch the sun...see if it moves.
36. Run about madly until you fall on the ground.
37. Recite romantic poetry...to your toaster.
38. Paint your windows.
39. Flash your goldfish.
40. Paint.

3558

MilkToast
06-04-2003, 09:57 PM
41. Smile.
42. Paint a smile.
43. Shoot at a fire hydrant.
44. Apologize to it.
45. See if you really can build a small nuclear device in your basement.
46. Rotate your garden...daily.
47. Plant a shoe.
48. Write letters to all the political officials that are representing you, and tell them what a good job they are doing...on April 1st.
49. Sweat.
50. Give a Rorschach (Ink-blot) Test to your gerbil.

3559

MilkToast
06-04-2003, 09:58 PM
51. Take apart all your major kitchen appliances.
52. Mix and match the parts.
53. Turn your TV picture tube upside down.
54. Take your sofa for a walk.
55. Write a letter to Plato.
56. Mail it.
57. Start.
58. Stop.
59. Dial 911...breath heavily.
60. Go to a funeral...tell jokes.

3560

MilkToast
06-04-2003, 09:59 PM
61. Put lighted EXIT signs on all your closets.
62. Carry a tune.
63. Drop it to see if it breaks.
64. Starch your shoes.
65. Contemplate a cockroach.
66. Get a dog to chase your car.
67. Let him catch it.
68. Form a political party.
69. Throw a political party.
70. Climb a sidewalk

3561

MilkToast
06-04-2003, 10:05 PM
71. Ride a loaf of bread.
72. Annoy yourself.
73. Get angry with yourself.
74. Stop speaking to yourself.
75. Kiss and make-up.
76. Stand on your head.
77. Stand on someone else's head.
78. Learn everything there is to know about the Holy Roman Empire.
79. Read a Harlequine Romance Novel...but only if you're REALLY bored.
80. Build a pyramid

3562

MilkToast
06-04-2003, 10:07 PM
81. Paint your teeth.
82. Wear a salad.
83. Speak with a forked tongue.
84. MAKE a drive in window at your local bank.
85. Walk on water...but DON'T get caught.
86. Shave a shrub.
87. Have a proton fight.
88. Watch a car rust.
89. Quiver.
90. Confess to a crime that you didn't commit.

3563

MilkToast
06-04-2003, 10:08 PM
91. Learn to type...with your toes.
92. Buy the Brooklyn Bridge.
93. Mail it to a friend.
94. Be in the wrong place at the right time.
95. Be someone special.
96. Plot the overthrow of your local School Board.
97. Request covert assistance from the CIA.
98. Factor your social security number.
99. Take the fifth.
100. Take the sixth.

3564

MilkToast
06-04-2003, 10:09 PM
101. Read the 1962 Des Moines White Pages.
102. Join the Foreign Legion.
103. Learn to write Sanskrit.
104. Learn to read Sanskrit.
105. Exist...existentially of course.
106. Search for buried treasure...in Nebraska.
107. Hot wax the bottoms of your roommate's dress shoes.
108. Print counterfeit Confederate money.
109. Kick a cabbage.
110. Take a picture.

3565

MilkToast
06-04-2003, 10:10 PM
111. Put it back.
112. Go back to square one.
113. Sand a mushroom.
114. Find the heat capacity of your chemistry professor.
115. Play solitare...for cash.
116. Abuse your patio furniture.
117. Run for Pope.
118. If you don't win, run for God.
119. If you still don't win, run for Mayor of Toledo.
120. Write a book about a previous life.

3566

MilkToast
06-04-2003, 10:10 PM
121. Count to a million...fast.
122. Have your cat bronzed.
123. Make a quilt out of used cocktail napkins.
124. Revert.
125. Sleep on a bed of nails.
126. Don't toss and turn.
127. Think shallow thoughts.
128. Run around in squares.
129. Boil ice cream.
130. Sterilize your stereo with Jack Daniels.

3567

MilkToast
06-04-2003, 10:11 PM
131. Carve your girl/boyfriends initials...in a marshmallow.
132. Converse...with a flatworm.
133. Speak in acronyms.
134. Drive the speed limit...in your garage.
135. Make a schematic drawing...of a rock.
136. Be a rabid Boxcar Willi fan.
137. Sing the National Anthem...during your calculus final.
138. Pay off the national debt...with a bad check.
139. Calmly have a nervous breakdown.
140. Give your goldfish a perm.

3568

MilkToast
06-04-2003, 10:11 PM
141. Fly a brick.
142. Play tag...on the nearest interstate.
143. Exorcise a ghost.
144. Exersize a ghost.
145. Go to a cemetary and verbally abuse dead people.
146. Paint stripes on a lake.
147. Ski Kansas.
148. Wear a bowler...hat, stupid.
149. Test thin ice...with a pogo stick.
150. Apply for a Unicorn Hunting License.

3569

MilkToast
06-04-2003, 10:12 PM
151. Defend your neighborhood from roving Mongol hordes.
152. Do a good job.
153. Crawl.
154. Be a side affect.
155. Ride a bicycle...up Mt. McKinley.
156. Play hockey with your little cousin...as the puck.
157. Duck.
158. Redecorate your garage.
159. Develope a complex.
160. Join the Army...be someone simple.

3570

{I really do not agree with 160}

MilkToast
06-04-2003, 10:13 PM
161. Try harder.
162. Hit the deck.
163. Cut the deck.
164. Make a deal with the Devil...keep your fingers crossed.
165. Put legwarmers on all your furniture.
166. Be number six.
167. Sit.
168. Stay.
169. Roll over.
170. Play dead.

3571

MilkToast
06-04-2003, 10:13 PM
171. Scheme.
172. Sprinkle your family room.
173. Cause a power failure.
174. Pour instant concrete in your brothers waterbed.
175. Give a lecture tour on the historical signifigance of cream cheese.
176. Wrigle.
177. Be cherubic.
178. Debate politics with a fern.
179. If you lose stop watering it.
180. Donate your brother's body to science.

3572

MilkToast
06-04-2003, 10:14 PM
181. Join Hell's Angels by mail.
182. Wonder.
183. Give your cat a suntan...in the microwave.
184. Be a square root.
185. Park your car...with a friend.
186. Park your car...with a group of friends.
187. Ask stupid questions.
188. Spew.
189. Surf Ohio.
190. Go bowling...for small game.

3573

MilkToast
06-04-2003, 10:15 PM
191. Have your first statement of bankruptcy framed.
192. Hang it on the wall in your office.
193. Staple.
194. Solve the population problem. i.e. x + 2y - 16x = population; solve for x.
195. Contribute to the population problem.
196. Interview a cloud.
197. Play tiddly-winks...go for blood.
198. Go to a drive-in movie in a tank.
199. Go to a non-drive-in movie in a tank and drive in anyway.
200. Crumble.

3574

MilkToast
06-04-2003, 10:15 PM
201. Crumple.
202. Translate Shakespear into English.
203. Skydive...to church.
204. Send the president an alarm clock...wind it up first.
205. Do aerobics...in your head.
206. Play card with your swimming pool.
207. Found a cockroach stable and stud farm.
208. Send your goldfish to obedience school.
209. Pinstripe your driveway.
210. Play "Kick the fire-hydrant."

3575

MilkToast
06-04-2003, 10:16 PM
211. Harness chipmunk power
212. Free the oppressed toaster-ovens of America.
213. Free the obsessed toaster-ovens of America.
214. Mug a stop sign.
215. Change your name...daily.
216. Go for a walk...in the attic.
217. Challenge the neighbor kid to duel.
218. Find a witch.
219. Burn her.
220. Regress.

3576

MilkToast
06-04-2003, 10:17 PM
221. Find out how many ways there really are to skin a cat.
222. Go bow hunting...for Toyotas.
223. Kidnap Cabbage Patch Kids.
224. Boldly go where no man has gone before.
225. Jump back.
226. Play to lose.
227. Scalp a VW.
228. Be a threat to the American way of life.
229. Be a threat to the Northwest Tibetan way of life.
230. Re-establish the Roman Empire...in Toronto.

3577

MilkToast
06-04-2003, 10:17 PM
231. Have your car painted plaid.
232. Found the TLO (Toledo Liberation Organization.)
233. Play nuclear chicken with a small third world nation.
234. Race turnips.
235. Give your grandmother a raise...and another week paid vacation.
236. Sharpen your sleeping skills.
237. Put out a fire.
238. If you can't find one make one.
239. Ionize your new chemistry professor (remember you took the heat capacity of the first one)
240. Make a lifesized replica of the Statue of Liberty...out of grape jello.

3578

MilkToast
06-04-2003, 10:18 PM
241. Tree a goldfish.
242. Get a college education.
243. Bury your father's Nissan.
244. Tell your him the dog did it.
245. Catch a falling star.
246. Throw it back.
247. Place your cat in cyber-space.
248. Again tell your dad the dog did it.
249. Corner the market on Agnew in '76 buttons.
250. Find out where all these cylinders graduated from.

3579

MilkToast
06-04-2003, 10:18 PM
PIXIES "ONE MILLION" THREAD END CALCULATOR
-Toast

start time: 5/9/03 9:59 PM
reply goal: 1,000,000
current time: 6/4/03 11:18 PM
reply count: 3,580

still needed: 996,420 replies
elapsed time: 26 days 1 hours 19.0 minutes

reply rate: 137.4 replies/day
OR 5.7 replies/hour
OR 0.1 replies/minute

time to goal: 10,442,649 minutes
OR 174,044 hours
OR 7,252 days
OR 19.9 years

achievement date: 4/12/23 7:26 PM

MilkToast
06-04-2003, 10:23 PM
3581 - g'night....

Sharni
06-04-2003, 10:26 PM
#3582

MilkToast
06-04-2003, 10:27 PM
3583

PantyFanatic
06-04-2003, 10:39 PM
#3584

YEAH!!!!

We broke 100 posts for the day with 111. First time this weeek. :)

PantyFanatic
06-04-2003, 10:40 PM
# 3585

Gone are the days of 341 posts.

PantyFanatic
06-04-2003, 10:41 PM
# 3586

Hello to 56 and 70 posts per day.:(

Sharni
06-04-2003, 10:48 PM
#3587

Lilith
06-04-2003, 10:49 PM
3588
I think I am going to bed...night sweet people!

Sharni
06-04-2003, 10:53 PM
#3589...I'm off to work...have a good day people :D

Steph
06-04-2003, 11:38 PM
3590

The first few weeks, PF, one million was ALWAYS at the top of the list . . .

Steph
06-04-2003, 11:40 PM
3591

now sometimes I have to search for the one million thread :(

FussyPucker
06-05-2003, 02:01 AM
#3592 - Morning peeps hope everyone's feeling sexy today.

Sharni
06-05-2003, 03:28 AM
#3593

Sharni
06-05-2003, 03:29 AM
#3594

Sharni
06-05-2003, 03:30 AM
#3595

Sharni
06-05-2003, 03:32 AM
#3596

Sharni
06-05-2003, 03:35 AM
#3597

Sharni
06-05-2003, 03:36 AM
#3598

Sharni
06-05-2003, 03:37 AM
#3599

Sharni
06-05-2003, 03:38 AM
#3600

Sharni
06-05-2003, 03:40 AM
#3601

Sharni
06-05-2003, 03:41 AM
#3602

Sharni
06-05-2003, 03:42 AM
#3603

Sharni
06-05-2003, 03:43 AM
#3604

Sharni
06-05-2003, 03:44 AM
#3605

Sharni
06-05-2003, 03:45 AM
#3606

Sharni
06-05-2003, 03:48 AM
#3607

Sharni
06-05-2003, 03:49 AM
#3608

Sharni
06-05-2003, 03:50 AM
#3609

Sharni
06-05-2003, 03:52 AM
#3610

PantyFanatic
06-05-2003, 04:16 AM
This bares repeating. Originally posted by MilkToast

PIXIES "ONE MILLION" THREAD END CALCULATOR
-Toast

start time: 5/9/03 9:59 PM
reply goal: 1,000,000
current time: 6/4/03 11:18 PM
reply count: 3,580

still needed: 996,420 replies
elapsed time: 26 days 1 hours 19.0 minutes

reply rate: 137.4 replies/day
OR 5.7 replies/hour
OR 0.1 replies/minute

time to goal: 10,442,649 minutes
OR 174,044 hours
OR 7,252 days
OR 19.9 years

achievement date: 4/12/23 7:26 PM

I like the summery format you have here MT.:)

PantyFanatic
06-05-2003, 04:19 AM
# 3612

And that was posted 06-04-2003 11:18 PM as post #3580

PantyFanatic
06-05-2003, 04:21 AM
# 3613

Do any of the posters to this thread go through and read the ones made inbetween their visits?:eek:

FussyPucker
06-05-2003, 04:27 AM
#3614 - sometimes I do sometimes I don't........actually mostly I don't.......:D:D

PantyFanatic
06-05-2003, 04:28 AM
# 3615

What spreadsheet program did you use MT?

PantyFanatic
06-05-2003, 04:31 AM
# 3616

G'day Fuzz. See you snuck in here. ;)

Looks like we need all the help we can get.

MilkToast
06-05-2003, 05:57 AM
Originally posted by pantyfanatic
# 3613

Do any of the posters to this thread go through and read the ones made inbetween their visits?:eek:
yup, I read them all...

3617

MilkToast
06-05-2003, 05:58 AM
Originally posted by pantyfanatic
# 3615

What spreadsheet program did you use MT?
MS Excel

3618

MilkToast
06-05-2003, 05:59 AM
good morning all, off to drop the car off at the shop and then to work....

3619

Lilith
06-05-2003, 06:34 AM
3620


(o)(o)

dicksbro
06-05-2003, 07:26 AM
3621

dicksbro
06-05-2003, 07:27 AM
3622

dicksbro
06-05-2003, 07:27 AM
3623

dicksbro
06-05-2003, 07:27 AM
3624

dicksbro
06-05-2003, 07:28 AM
3625 down

996375 to go

Just think ... we're over half way .....


to the first 7,000. :D :D

FussyPucker
06-05-2003, 07:36 AM
#3626 - let's all happy dance ! (_|_)(_\_)(_|_)(_/_)(_|_) come on shake that bottom !

PantyFanatic
06-05-2003, 07:51 AM
# 3627

And when we get to 7,000....... we'll have seven tenths of 1% of what we need.;)

skipthisone
06-05-2003, 08:11 AM
3628

If you rotate the rotation does that mess with the pivot of the orginal rotatable ability?

T-S
06-05-2003, 09:59 AM
3629

Christine
06-05-2003, 10:01 AM
#3630

BlondeCurlGirl
06-05-2003, 10:06 AM
*sneaks in after the lovely Christine*

#3631

FussyPucker
06-05-2003, 10:19 AM
#3632 - *sneak UP behind BlondeCurlGirl* woo hoo

Christine
06-05-2003, 10:23 AM
# 3633
*accidentally rubs up against Fussy* :wingang:

FussyPucker
06-05-2003, 10:29 AM
#3634 - *sings happy birthday to himself* well it's got to be if that's happening !!!

*sneaks in a quick fondle of Christine's bottom while nobody is looking* :dizzy:

FussyPucker
06-05-2003, 10:32 AM
#3635 - oh and by the way does anyone here believe the angelic look from naughty Christine ??

T-S
06-05-2003, 10:34 AM
Originally posted by FussyPucker

*sneaks in a quick fondle of Christine's bottom while nobody is looking* :dizzy:

do you think there's a second when someone isn't watching Christines bum ;) :D :lust:

#3636

FussyPucker
06-05-2003, 10:37 AM
#3637 - of course....because although her bottom is extra yummy the rest of this delightful and very sexy women is even better!

T-S
06-05-2003, 10:41 AM
Originally posted by FussyPucker
#3637 - of course....because although her bottom is extra yummy the rest of this delightful and very sexy women is even better!

#3638 very true Fussy but wouldn't say it in ear shot of Aqua ;) :D

Christine
06-05-2003, 10:47 AM
# 3639

Fussy's bottom ain't half bad either...:p
(I'd say something nice about yours too, T-S, but alas I haven't seen it yet! *grin*)

FussyPucker
06-05-2003, 10:48 AM
#3640 - LOL Now I'm sure even a selfconfessed botty watcher like aqua would have to agree that women have other lovely bits besides backsides ! :D

FussyPucker
06-05-2003, 10:50 AM
#3641 - awwwwwwwww Christine you're so sweet !.....can I pop you in my mouth n suck n lick until you're all gone (or should that be cum?) ? :D:p:D

T-S
06-05-2003, 10:52 AM
Originally posted by Christine

(I'd say something nice about yours too, T-S, but alas I haven't seen it yet! *grin*)

#3642 - anytime you want a private viewing ;) :lust:

FussyPucker
06-05-2003, 11:09 AM
#3643 - Don't make me start a thread insisting you start posting pics T-S I'm sure there's plenty of ladies here that wanna see you....... well bits of you anyway ;) LOL

GusAspar
06-05-2003, 11:19 AM
3644

Just throwing in my twopenn'orth - have a nice day, everyone.

Christine
06-05-2003, 11:21 AM
#3645

*blows kisses at Gus*

Yeah...T-S...when are you gonna show us the goodies?

FussyPucker
06-05-2003, 11:21 AM
#3645 - woo hoo it's time for me to go home......bet you're all glad of that since I've done nothing for the lasthour but post bollocks all over the place :D:D

FussyPucker
06-05-2003, 11:22 AM
#3646 - well tuff titty cos I'll be back online when I get home :P

T-S
06-05-2003, 01:15 PM
Originally posted by Christine

Yeah...T-S...when are you gonna show us the goodies?

#3647 If I could for you I would ;) :D

Sharni
06-05-2003, 01:18 PM
#3648

MilkToast
06-05-2003, 04:44 PM
popping in for a quick look see

3650

MilkToast
06-05-2003, 04:51 PM
3651

MilkToast
06-05-2003, 06:15 PM
3652

ho hum....

MilkToast
06-05-2003, 06:18 PM
Don't tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results. -- George S. Patton

3653

MilkToast
06-05-2003, 06:19 PM
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity. -- George S. Patton

--3654--

MilkToast
06-05-2003, 06:19 PM
Take calculated risks. That is quite different from being rash. -- George S. Patton

--3655--

MilkToast
06-05-2003, 06:22 PM
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. -- Sir Winston Churchill

--3656--

MilkToast
06-05-2003, 06:23 PM
He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire. -- Sir Winston Churchill

--3657--

MilkToast
06-05-2003, 06:23 PM
{not sure how accurate all of these are, but I am taking it on faith :D}

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. -- Sir Winston Churchill

--3658--

MilkToast
06-05-2003, 06:24 PM
I cannot pretend to feel impartial about colours. I rejoice with the brilliant ones and am genuinely sorry for the poor browns. -- Sir Winston Churchill

--3659--

MilkToast
06-05-2003, 06:25 PM
I have always felt that a politician is to be judged by the animosities he excites among his opponents. -- Sir Winston Churchill

--3660--

MilkToast
06-05-2003, 06:26 PM
Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room. -- Sir Winston Churchill

:D

--3661--

MilkToast
06-05-2003, 06:27 PM
One ought never to turn one's back on a threatened danger and try to run away from it. If you do that, you will double the danger. But if you meet it promptly and without flinching, you will reduce the danger by half. -- Sir Winston Churchill

--3362--

MilkToast
06-05-2003, 06:28 PM
Personally I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught. -- Sir Winston Churchill

--3663--

MilkToast
06-05-2003, 06:28 PM
We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give. -- Sir Winston Churchill

--3664--

MilkToast
06-05-2003, 06:29 PM
When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my own country. I make up for lost time when I come home. -- Sir Winston Churchill

--3665--

MilkToast
06-05-2003, 06:30 PM
When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber. -- Sir Winston Churchill

--3666--

MilkToast
06-05-2003, 06:30 PM
Many forms of Government have been tried, and will be tried in this world of sin and woe. No one pretends that democracy is perfect or all-wise. Indeed, it has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all those other forms that have been tried from time to time.
- Sir Winston Churchill, Hansard, November 11, 1947

--3667--

MilkToast
06-05-2003, 06:31 PM
It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations.
- Sir Winston Churchill, My Early Life, 1930

--3668--

MilkToast
06-05-2003, 06:33 PM
Never give in--never, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in except to convictions of honour and good sense. Never yield to force; never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy.
- Sir Winston Churchill, Speech, 1941, Harrow School

--3669--

MilkToast
06-05-2003, 06:35 PM
I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image. -- Stephen Hawking

--3670--

MilkToast
06-05-2003, 06:36 PM
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. -- George Burns (1896 - 1996)

--3671--

MilkToast
06-05-2003, 06:37 PM
In America sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it is a fact. - Marlene Dietrich (1901 - 1992)

--3672--

MilkToast
06-05-2003, 06:37 PM
Does it really matter what these affectionate people do-- so long as they don’t do it in the streets and frighten the horses! -- Mrs. Patrick Campbell

--3673--

MilkToast
06-05-2003, 06:39 PM
The purpose of life is to fight maturity. -- Dick Werthimer


--3674--

MilkToast
06-05-2003, 06:39 PM
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. -- Isaac Asimov (1920 - 1992)

--3675--

MilkToast
06-05-2003, 06:40 PM
Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about. -- Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900), Lady Windermere's Fan, 1892, Act I

--3676--

MilkToast
06-05-2003, 06:41 PM
Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well. -- Samuel Butler (1835 - 1902)

--3677--

MilkToast
06-05-2003, 06:42 PM
--- off to get some dinner, beer, and what ever else I can get my hands on :p.... -Toast

3678

dicksbro
06-05-2003, 07:30 PM
3679

dicksbro
06-05-2003, 07:30 PM
3680

dicksbro
06-05-2003, 07:32 PM
3681

dicksbro
06-05-2003, 07:32 PM
3682

dicksbro
06-05-2003, 07:32 PM
3683

dicksbro
06-05-2003, 07:33 PM
3684

dicksbro
06-05-2003, 07:33 PM
3685

MilkToast
06-05-2003, 10:04 PM
3686

5e3: 6/15/03 2:27 PM
1e6: 6/11/23 4:12 AM

PantyFanatic
06-05-2003, 10:26 PM
# 3687

Looks like we'llbe colse to yesterdays number of posts.

PantyFanatic
06-05-2003, 10:35 PM
#3688

Yep, Yep! Going to be 105 posts for toaday.

Lilith
06-05-2003, 10:44 PM
3689

I think I can I think I can

Wisper
06-05-2003, 11:28 PM
3690

FussyPucker
06-06-2003, 02:10 AM
#3691 - It's morning and it's pissing it down with rain :( I got wet coming into work

Sharni
06-06-2003, 03:42 AM
#3692

Sharni
06-06-2003, 03:44 AM
#3693

Sharni
06-06-2003, 03:46 AM
#3694

Sharni
06-06-2003, 03:48 AM
#3695

Sharni
06-06-2003, 03:50 AM
#3696

Sharni
06-06-2003, 03:52 AM
#3697

Sharni
06-06-2003, 03:53 AM
#3698

Sharni
06-06-2003, 03:54 AM
#3699

Sharni
06-06-2003, 03:55 AM
#3700

FussyPucker
06-06-2003, 04:09 AM
#3701 - I've not had a bacon sandwich at work for a couple of weeks now :( They've stopped serving hot food until.....well dunno when.................I NEED MY BACON !!!

Christine
06-06-2003, 04:13 AM
# 3702

FussyPucker
06-06-2003, 04:15 AM
#3703 - YAY forget the bacon sandwich I've just managed to make a Christine sandwich mmmmmmmmmmmm YUMMY !

Christine
06-06-2003, 04:18 AM
#3704

Freak! :D

(Want another?)

FussyPucker
06-06-2003, 04:22 AM
#3705 - lol you even need to ask ???

Sharni
06-06-2003, 04:27 AM
#3706

Sharni
06-06-2003, 04:35 AM
#3707

Sharni
06-06-2003, 04:38 AM
#3708

FussyPucker
06-06-2003, 04:38 AM
#3709 - ooooo let me add a double helping of sharni to my sexy lady sandwich :D:D:D

Sharni
06-06-2003, 04:39 AM
#3710

FussyPucker
06-06-2003, 04:42 AM
#3711 - hehehe I covered up my numbering fudge up before anyone (other than sharni) spotted it ;)

Sharni
06-06-2003, 04:47 AM
*L*

#3712

Sharni
06-06-2003, 04:48 AM
#3713

Sharni
06-06-2003, 04:49 AM
#3714

Sharni
06-06-2003, 04:52 AM
#3715

FussyPucker
06-06-2003, 05:06 AM
#3716 - brrrrrrr I'm cold someone warm me up

Sharni
06-06-2003, 05:09 AM
#3717

Turns up her heater....i be cold too :)

FussyPucker
06-06-2003, 05:11 AM
#3718 - at least it's stopped raining here :)

Sharni
06-06-2003, 05:12 AM
#3719 ~ Not raining here...just bloody cold...i hate winter!!

FussyPucker
06-06-2003, 05:21 AM
#3720 - summer here sooooo RAIN ! :D

Sharni
06-06-2003, 05:24 AM
#3721 ~ We get rainy summers too....but tisn't cold then :D

PantyFanatic
06-06-2003, 05:31 AM
# 3722

If it's water in the air, it can't be very cold.

PantyFanatic
06-06-2003, 05:31 AM
# 3723

You don't even get to shovel rain.

FussyPucker
06-06-2003, 05:31 AM
#3721 - OH wow I thought you didn't get rain there............. hehehe I thought you imported all your plants and sat around watching them die ;)

Sharni
06-06-2003, 05:35 AM
#3725 ~ LOL@FP.....we have rain (occassionally) and not all our plants die :D

dicksbro
06-06-2003, 05:56 AM
3726 ... speaking of rain, that's what they've predicted for us today. Hasn't started yet ... probably waiting for me to step outdoors. :(

dicksbro
06-06-2003, 05:56 AM
3727

dicksbro
06-06-2003, 05:57 AM
3728

dicksbro
06-06-2003, 05:57 AM
3729

dicksbro
06-06-2003, 05:57 AM
3730

FussyPucker
06-06-2003, 06:03 AM
#3731 - chocolate time for me :D

Sharni
06-06-2003, 06:34 AM
#3732

Sharni
06-06-2003, 06:35 AM
#3733

Sharni
06-06-2003, 06:36 AM
#3734

Sharni
06-06-2003, 06:37 AM
#3735

Sharni
06-06-2003, 06:38 AM
#3736

Sharni
06-06-2003, 06:42 AM
#3737

Sharni
06-06-2003, 06:43 AM
#3738

Sharni
06-06-2003, 06:44 AM
#3739

Sharni
06-06-2003, 06:45 AM
#3740

FussyPucker
06-06-2003, 07:06 AM
#3741 - Spank

FussyPucker
06-06-2003, 07:07 AM
#3742 - my

FussyPucker
06-06-2003, 07:07 AM
#3743 - smooth

FussyPucker
06-06-2003, 07:08 AM
#3744 - firm

FussyPucker
06-06-2003, 07:08 AM
#3745 - bottom

FussyPucker
06-06-2003, 07:09 AM
#3746 - NOW !

Christine
06-06-2003, 07:10 AM
#3747

:spank:

FussyPucker
06-06-2003, 07:10 AM
#3748 - Please

FussyPucker
06-06-2003, 07:10 AM
#3749 - hehehe thank you honey :D:D:D