one million

[Eliza]

9250
This is too damn addicting...

[Eliza]

9251
:spank: Okay..bad Eliza...bye for now...

[MilkToast]

--9252--

[MilkToast]

--9253--

nothin' good on the idiot box...

[MilkToast]

--9254--

so now I need to find a postin' topic for here tonight :p

[MilkToast]

haikus about toast (courtesy of http://www.drtoast.com/readerhaiku.html)

bread bread bread bread bread
a mountain of toast in bed
crumbs in sheets, my bad
-- Don Gillespie

--9255--

[MilkToast]

Does bread dream of toast
Becoming browned, burnt, crisped, crunched?
Or is it nightmare?
-- Heather VanBladel

--9256--

[MilkToast]

I propose a toast
Two Rabbis in bakery
A kosher toaster
-- James Ashby

--9257--

[MilkToast]

some toast recipes...

(from http://www.drtoast.com/recipes.html)

--9258--

[MilkToast]

Classic Toast:

Ingredients:
Bread (white or wheat)
butter or margarine
jam or jelly

Place 1 slice bread in toaster. Push lever down. When toast begins to rise, carefully remove from toaster. Lightly whip butter. Spread favorite toppings with broad, even knife strokes.

Makes 1 serving.

--9259--

[MilkToast]

Baked Cinnamon Toast
Hillsboro House Bed and Breakfast
Nashville, Tennessee

2/3 cup sugar
4 tsp. cinnamon
1 stick (1/2 cup) unsalted butter, melted
6 1/2" thick slices homemade bread, crusts removed, each slice cut into 4 strips

In a wide, shallow bowl, stir together sugar and cinnamon. Working with 1 strip of bread at a time, turn strips quickly in butter, coating them on all sides, letting any excess drip off, then turn them quickly in cinnamon-sugar, coating them on all sides. Bake strips in lightly buttered jellyroll pan in upper third of a preheated 375 degree oven for 10 minutes. Turn and bake 10 more minutes. Transfer with tongs to serving plate. Makes 24 pieces.

--9260--

[MilkToast]

Garlic Toast
The Internet Chef

1/4 cup Olive oil
2 Garlic cloves, sliced
12 Slices Bread
In a small pot, combine olive oil and sliced garlic. Simmer for 5 minutes. Brush 12 slices of bread with garlic oil and bake at 400F (200C) for 10 minutes or until pale gold.

--9261--

[MilkToast]

ahh... this is boring... time to find something else...

http://www.drtoast.com/awot-small.gif

--9262--

[IAKaraokeGirl]

9263~Yum!

[MilkToast]

--9264--

popular wine toasts...

[MilkToast]

If all be true that I do think, there are five reasons we should drink. Good friends, good times, or being dry, or lest we should be by and by, or any other reason why.

--9265--

[MilkToast]

Grow old with me! The best is yet to be,
The last of life, for which, the first is made.

--9266--

[MilkToast]

To the Land we Love, and the Love we Land!

--9267--

[MilkToast]

Friendship's the wine of life.
Let's drink of it and to it.

--9268--

[MilkToast]

Some friends wish you happiness,
and others wish you wealth -
But I wish you the best of all -
contentment blessed with health!

--9269--

[MilkToast]

May you live as long as you want to
And may you want to as long as you live!!

--9270--

[MilkToast]

May you be in heaven a full half hour before the devil knows you're dead.

--9271--

[MilkToast]

To the sun that warmed the vineyard,
To the juice that turned to wine,
To the host who cracked the bottle,
And made it yours and mine.

--9272--

[MilkToast]

When wine enlivens the heart
May friendship surround the table.

--9273--

[MilkToast]

Here's to wives and girlfriends. May they never meet!

--9274--

[MilkToast]

May our wine brighten the rays of friendship, but never diminish its luster.

--9275--

[MilkToast]

May you always work like you don't need money;
May you always love like you've never been hurt;
and may you always dance like there's nobody watching.


--9276--

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Originally posted by MilkToast
Here's to wives and girlfriends. May they never meet!

--9274--

9276~LMAO.

[MilkToast]

May bad fortune follow you all your days
And never catch up with you.


--9278--

[MilkToast]

As you slide down the banister of life,
may the splinters never point the wrong way.

--9279--

{I think I'm gonna need to remember this one!}

[MilkToast]

You're not as young as you used to be
but you're not as old as you are going to be.
So watch it!


--9280--

[MilkToast]

Water is cheap, pure and good. . . but it thins the blood.

--9281--

[MilkToast]

May our wine brighten the mind and strengthen the resolution.

--9282--

[MilkToast]

Wine and Women--May we always have a taste for both.

--9283--

{another good one!}

[MilkToast]

To eternity, may it last forever!

--9284--

[IAKaraokeGirl]

9285~Honey bees maintain their hives at 94 degrees F all year-round.

[MilkToast]

Women have many faults. Men have only two.
Everything they say, and everything they do.-Irish

--9286--

no, not the Irish from here... Irish as in the country.... but somehow I think that our Irish might like it :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

9287~The tarantula got its name from the Italian seaport city of Taranto, where the harity, venomous wolf spider once abounded.

[MilkToast]

If the world is going wrong, Forget it!
Sorrow never lingers long- Forget it!
If your neighbor bears ill will,
If your conscience won't be still,
If you owe an ancient bill, Forget it!

--9288--

{IAKG hopefully we can interlace these cleanly :)}

[IAKaraokeGirl]

9289~A female rabbit is called a doe. A male is a buck; a baby, a kit or kitten. The act of giving birth is known as kindling.

[MilkToast]

Make new friends, but keep the old; These are silver, those are gold.
New-made friends, like new wine, Age will mellow and refine.
Brow may furrow, hair turn But friendship never knows decay.

--9290--

[MilkToast]

May you get all your wishes but one so that you always have something to strive for.

--9291--

[IAKaraokeGirl]

9292~A great horned owl can turn its head 270 degrees.

[MilkToast]

Every country has its own version of a short toast. Here are a few:

American: Cheers!
Austrian: Prosit.
Brazilian: Saœde. Viva
Chinese: Ganbei! (dry your cup)
Dutch: Prost! (health)
English: Cheers!
French: Sant?! (health)
German: Prost! (cheers)
Hebrew: Le'chaim! (to life)
Irish: Slinte! (to your health)
Italian: Per cent'anni! (for one hundred years)
Italian 2: Salute (health)
Japanese: Kanpai! (dry your cup)
Russian: Vashe zdorovie! (to health)
Spanish: Salud! (health)
Welsh: Iechyd da! (health)


--9293--

[MilkToast]

the preceeding wine toasts were from:

http://www.aua.am/web/group2/toasts.htm

:D

--9294--

and now I need to get a different topic... so over to IAKG for a while ;)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

9295~Johnny Mathis dubbed Miss Piggy's singing voice in "The Muppet Movie."

[IAKaraokeGirl]

9296~On a movie set, the job of the "best boy" is assisting the "gaffer," or chief electrician.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

9297~Spencer Tracy and Katharine Hepburn were paid a total of $500,000 for their last joint film appearance in the 1967 film Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?

[ryker]

9297

[IAKaraokeGirl]

9299~Carrie Fisher made her screen debut in the popular 1975 film Shampoo, in which she seduces Warren Beatty.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

9300~There are 640 acres in a square mile.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

9301~ The standard escalator moves 129 feet per minute.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

9302~The only two letters not on a telephone dial are Q and Z.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

January 1 was first used to mark the beginning of the new year in 153 B.C., by the Romans. Previously, New Year's Day was in March.

[MilkToast]

Originally posted by IAKaraokeGirl
9302~The only two letters not on a telephone dial are Q and Z.

and the number "1" does not have any letters associated with it.

--9304--

[campingboy]

9305

Is there any number lonelier then 1?

[Sugarsprinkles]

9306

I can't think of anything clever to write.....

[Cheyanne]

9307

Me neither Sugarsprinkles...

:multi:

[denny]

9308

Definitely not!

[Sharni]

#9309

[Sharni]

#9310

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#9311

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#9312

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#9313

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[Sharni]

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[dicksbro]

9336

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9337

[Sharni]

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9338

[dicksbro]

9339

[dicksbro]

9340 down
990660 to go

[Sharni]

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#9380

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#9382

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[Sharni]

#9429

[Sharni]

#9430

[Scarlett]

9431

Good morning

[Scarlett]

9432

If you had to choose the one thing that gives you the most comfort, what would it be?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

9433~Hmmmm, Scarlett, perhaps knowing that, despite all of my faults, that I am loved. That in itself provides hope for many more situations.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

9434~In postal circles, ZIP is an acronym for Zone Improvement Plan. For psychologists, ZIP means Zero Intelligence Potential--or a person of low intelligence; to bankers, Zero Interest Payment.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

9435~We call seedy saloons "dives" because, when the word "dive" first came into use in New York City in the mid-1800s, such an establishment was usually located below street level in a run-down house, requiring patrons to descend into the building's depths.

[MilkToast]

9436

sneekin' a post/peek in from work

[Scarlett]

9437

Good afternoon

[Scarlett]

9438

If you could have witnessed any event from your family's history, what would it have been?

[Aqua]

9439

[Scarlett]

9440

[Aqua]

9441

[Aqua]

9442

[Aqua]

9443

[Scarecrow]

9444

[Vicious Tease]

9445

I feel inspired to sing ...

Out of my window, looking in the night

[Vicious Tease]

9446

I can see those barges' flickering lights

[Vicious Tease]

9447

Starboard turns north and heads out to the sea

[Vicious Tease]

9448

And the barges do go silently

[Vicious Tease]

9449

Barges ... I would like to go with you

[Vicious Tease]

9450

I would like to sail the ocean blue

[Vicious Tease]

9451

Barges, have you treasures in your hold?

[Vicious Tease]

9452

Do you fight with pirates brave and bold?

[Vicious Tease]

9453

Gotta love camp songs!

[Vicious Tease]

9454

I wish I were an oscar meyer weiner

[Vicious Tease]

9455

That is what I'd really like to be ..e....e

[Vicious Tease]

9456

Cause if I were an oscar meyer weiner

[Vicious Tease]

9457

Everyone would be in love with me!

[Vicious Tease]

9458

Second verse ...

I know a weiny man

[Vicious Tease]

9459

He owns a weiny stand

[Vicious Tease]

9460

He sells most anything from hot dogs on down

[Vicious Tease]

9461

Someday I'll change his life

[Vicious Tease]

9462

I'll be his weiny wife

[Vicious Tease]

9463

Hot dog! I love that weiny man!!!

[Vicious Tease]

9464

If there were witchcraft

[Vicious Tease]

9465

I'd make two wishes

[Vicious Tease]

9466

A winding road that beckons me to roam

[Vicious Tease]

9467

And then I'd wish for a blazing camp fire

[Vicious Tease]

9468

To welcome me when I'm returning home

[Vicious Tease]

9469

But in this real world ... there is no witchcraft

[Vicious Tease]

9470

And golden wishes do not grow on trees

[Vicious Tease]

9471

Our fondest daydreams must be the magic

[Vicious Tease]

9472

To bring us back ... these golden memories

[Vicious Tease]

9473

Memories that linger ...

[Vicious Tease]

9474

Constant and true ...

[Vicious Tease]

9475

Memories we cherish ...

[Vicious Tease]

9476

Pixies ... of ... you ....

[Vicious Tease]

9477

Mmm Hmm I wanna linger

[Vicious Tease]

9478

Mmm Hmm A little longer

[Vicious Tease]

9479

Mmm Hmm A little longer here with you

[Vicious Tease]

9480

Mmm Hmm It's such a perfect night

[Vicious Tease]

9481

Mmm Hmm It doesn't seem quite right

[Vicious Tease]

9482

Mmm Hmm That it should be my last with you

[Vicious Tease]

9483

Mmm Hmm and come September

[Vicious Tease]

9484

Mmm Hmm I will remember

[Vicious Tease]

9485

Mmm Hmm long lasting days and friendships true

[Vicious Tease]

9486

Mmm Hmm and as the years go by

[Vicious Tease]

9487

Mmm Hmm I'll think of you and sigh

[Vicious Tease]

9488

Mmm Hmm this is goodnight and not goodbye

[Vicious Tease]

9489

*clearing my throat*

[Scarlett]

9490

Good evening

[MilkToast]

--9491--

hi all... pretty close to 9500.... cool!

[MilkToast]

--9492--

[MilkToast]

--9493--

[Scarlett]

9494

cool number

[MilkToast]

--9495--


mmmm... scarlett stole the cool number.... waaaaahhhh....

[MilkToast]

--9496--

[MilkToast]

--9497--

[MilkToast]

--9498--

[MilkToast]

--9499--