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MilkToast
06-26-2003, 10:57 PM
6000


PIXIES "ONE MILLION" THREAD END CALCULATOR
-Toast

start time: 5/9/03 9:59 PM
reply goal: 1,000,000
current time: 6/26/03 11:57 PM
reply count: 6,000

still needed: 994,000 replies
elapsed time: 48 days 1 hours 58.0 minutes

reply rate: 124.8 replies/day
OR 5.20 replies/hour
OR 0.087 replies/minute

time to goal: 11,470,429 minutes
OR 191,174 hours
OR 7,966 days
OR 21.8 years

est. achievement date: 4/17/25 1:45 PM

Eliza
06-26-2003, 10:58 PM
http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/party.gif Woo Hoo!!! Yea Milk Toast! http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/party.gif

oh yea..6001

MilkToast
06-26-2003, 11:00 PM
only a few thousand more and I am done with this thread (10k is my limit :) )...

6002...

and now for more bad jokes (I'm not at the bottom of the page I am stealing them from)

Eliza
06-26-2003, 11:01 PM
6003

http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/pump.gif

MilkToast
06-26-2003, 11:01 PM
--6004--

Doctor Frankenstein sent Igor out to find a brain for his new monster. As Igor walked around, he noticed a sidewalk stand that said "Brains For Sale." Igor couldn't believe his good luck! He went over to investigate and saw a sign that said "Doctor Brains - $8.00 a pound." Another sign read "Paramedic Brains - $12.00 a pound", while other signs read "Nurse Brains - $30.00 a pound", "Truck Driver - $40.00 a pound" and finally "Lawyers Brains - $90.00 a pound." More than a little confused, Igor asked the man behind the cashregister, “How come doctor brains are only worth $8.00 a pound and lawyer brains are worth $90.00 a pound?!” The man replied, “Do you know how many lawyers it takes to make a pound of brains?!”

MilkToast
06-26-2003, 11:01 PM
--6005--

Q. What do you call a deer in the woods with no eyes?

A. No Ideer!



Q. What do you call the same dear with no eyes and no legs?

A. Still No Ideer!

MilkToast
06-26-2003, 11:02 PM
--6006--
<I actually like this one!>

The Wildlife Federation is now advising hikers, hunters, fishermen, rescue dog handlers and others who venture into the woods this year to take extra precautions and to be on the alert for bears. They advise people to wear noise-producing devices such as little bells on their clothing to alert, but not startle the bears. They also advise people to carry pepper spray in case of an encounter with a bear. It is also a good idea to watch for signs of bear activity. People should be able to recognize the difference between black bear and grizzly bear droppings. Black bear droppings are smaller and contain berries and nuts. Grizzly bear droppings have usually contain small bells and smell like pepper spray!

MilkToast
06-26-2003, 11:02 PM
--6007--

A hunter ran into a bear in the woods. The hunter immediately fell to his knees in fear and buried his face in his hands. Nothing happened and the bear was silent. The hunter slowly peeped through his fingers and saw the bear staring at him with a curious look. The hunter then whispered in a trembling voice, “Dear God, please make this bear a Christain bear!” Suddenly, the bear fell to its knees and looked down toward the ground. The hunter asked the bear, "What are you doing?!" The bear then growled, “I’m saying grace!”

MilkToast
06-26-2003, 11:03 PM
--6008--

Two friends, one an optimist and the other a pessimist, could never agree on any topic of discussion. One day the optimist decided that he had found a good way to pull his friend out of his contstant pessimistic thinking. The optimist owned a hunting dog that could walk on water! The optimist decided to take the pessimist and the dog out duck hunting in a boat. They got out into the middle of the lake, and the optimist shot down a duck. The dog immediately walked out across the water, retrieved the duck and walked right back into the boat! The optimist looked at his pessimistic friend and asked, "Well, what do you think about that?!" The pessimist replied, "So, your dumb dog can't swim, can he?!"

Eliza
06-26-2003, 11:03 PM
6009http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/Teter_toter.gif

MilkToast
06-26-2003, 11:04 PM
--6010--

<lawyer jokes, I love them>

A Yankee lawyer went duck hunting in Arkansas. The lawyer shot and dropped a duck, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly gentleman asked him what he was doing. The lawyer responded, "I shot a duck and it fell into this field. I'm going into retrieve it." The old farmer replied, "Sorry, sonny. This is my property, and you are not coming over here." The lawyer said, "I am one of the best attorneys in the U.S. and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you have!" The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do things here in Arkansas. We settle small disagreements like this with the Arkansas Three-Kick Rule." The lawyer asked, "What is the Arkansas Three-Kick Rule?" The farmer answered, "Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up!" The lawyer quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old farmer, so he agreed to abide by the local custom. The old farmer slowly climbed down from his tractor and walked up to the lawyer. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees! His second kick nearly wiped the lawyer's nose off his face! The lawyer was flat on his belly when the farmer's third kick to a kidney nearly caused him to give up! The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet and said, "Okay, you old redneck, now it's my turn!" The old farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the duck!"

MilkToast
06-26-2003, 11:05 PM
--6011--

A turkey farmer was always experimenting with breeding to perfect a better turkey. His family was fond of the legs for Thanksgiving dinner and there were never enough legs for everyone. After many frustrating attempts, the farmer finally believed that he had created the perfect Thanksgiving turkey. Excited with his new, miracle turkey, the farmer ran into the house to tell his wife the good news. "Honey, I finally did it! I bred the perfect Thanksgiving turkey! This turkey has 6 legs!" The farmer's wife replied, "That's great! Does it taste the same as normal turkeys?!" The farmer scratched his head and answered, "I don't rightly know. I never could catch the dang thing!"

Eliza
06-26-2003, 11:05 PM
6012http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/box77.gif

MilkToast
06-26-2003, 11:05 PM
--6013--

A Russian couple were walking down a street in Moscow one night when the man felt a drop hit his nose. The husband said to his wife, "I think it's raining." The wife replied, "No, that felt like snow to me, dear." The husband said, "No, I'm sure that it was just rain." They were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then, they saw a minor communist party official walking towards them. The husband said, "Let's not fight about it. Let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially raining or snowing." As Comrade Rudolph approached, the husband said, "Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?" Comrade Rudolph answered, "It's raining, of course." As Comrade Rudolph walked away, the wife still insisted that it was snowing. The husband finally said, "Dear, you are wrong. Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

MilkToast
06-26-2003, 11:06 PM
--6014--

On New Year's Eve God looked down at Earth and saw all of the evil that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check things out. The angel returned and told God, "Yes it is bad on Earth. 95% is bad and only 5% is good." God thought for a moment and decided to send down a second angel to get another point of view. When the second angel returned, the angel said, "Yes, the Earth is in decline. 95% is bad and only 5% is good." God said this was not good. God decided to send an e-mail to the 5% that were good. He wanted to encourage them in the new year and keep them going down the right path. Do you know what that e-mail said? What?! You didn't get one either?!

Eliza
06-26-2003, 11:06 PM
6015http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/ogo77.gif

MilkToast
06-26-2003, 11:06 PM
--6016--

Q. How do you make a tissue dance?



A. Put some boogie in it!

MilkToast
06-26-2003, 11:07 PM
--6017--

Bob received a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company. Unfortunately, when Bob arrived at the stadium, he realized the seat was in the last row in the corner of the stadium. He was closer to the Goodyear Blimp than the field! About halfway through the first quarter, Bob noticed an empty seat 10 rows off the field right on the 50-yard line! He decided to take a chance and made his way through the stadium and around the security guards to the empty seat. As he sat down, he asked the gentleman sitting next to him, "Excuse me, is anyone sitting here?" The man said, "No." Very excited to be in such a great seat for the game, Bob said to the man next to him, "This is incredible! Who in their right mind would have a seat like this at the Super Bowl and not use it?!" The man replied, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we haven't been to together since we got married in 1967." Bob said, "That's really sad, but still, couldn't you find someone to take the seat? A relative or a close friend?" The man replied, "No, they're all at the funeral!"

MilkToast
06-26-2003, 11:07 PM
--6018--

Q. What did the trainer say to Mike Tyson after the fight?



A. No, stupid, it's an "eye for an eye"!

MilkToast
06-26-2003, 11:08 PM
--6019--

Q. Mike Tyson's psychologist told Iron Mike to take a year off?



A. Mike obviously misunderstood! It's a good thing the doctor didn't say take two years off!

Eliza
06-26-2003, 11:08 PM
6020
http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/AANEWbsod.gif

MilkToast
06-26-2003, 11:08 PM
--6021--

Q. What is Mike Tyson's favorite football team?



A. The Tampa Bay Buc-an-EARS!

MilkToast
06-26-2003, 11:09 PM
--6022--

Q. Did you hear where Mike Tyson wanted to hold his next fight?



A. Erie, Pennsylvania!

MilkToast
06-26-2003, 11:10 PM
--6023--

Q. Did you hear about the new Mike Tyson burger?



A. There is a piece of the champ in every bite!

Eliza
06-26-2003, 11:10 PM
6024
http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/thegrey1.gif

MilkToast
06-26-2003, 11:10 PM
--6025--

On opening day, a New York Yankee's scout brought a horse with him to add to the starting line-up! The coach asked, "What did you bring that horse here for?" The scout replied, "Wait until you see him bat." All the players were laughing until the horse came to bat. The horse grabbed the bat in its mouth, and everyone got quiet and stared at the horse. The pitcher threw the ball toward home plate, and surprisingly the horse hit the ball out of Yankee Stadium! Then the horse just stood there and didn't move. The coach yelled at the scout to tell the horse to run to first base. The scout looked back at the coach and said, "If the horse could run, he'd be at Belmont!"

Eliza
06-26-2003, 11:11 PM
6026
http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/yleyes.gif

MilkToast
06-26-2003, 11:11 PM
OK, that does it for me... g'night.

--6027--

Eliza
06-26-2003, 11:12 PM
6028
http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/sleeping.gif

MilkToast
06-26-2003, 11:14 PM
Originally posted by Eliza
6028
http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/sleeping.gif
I'm sure that was also just up in the rotation... eh? ;) Hmmm....

damn, I gotta go... ciao.

6029

Eliza
06-26-2003, 11:20 PM
Originally posted by MilkToast
I'm sure that was also just up in the rotation... eh? ;) Hmmm....

damn, I gotta go... ciao.

6029


http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/awink.gif Oh stop...Milk Toast, I thought you said you were over it? Well...I'll just have to make up for it again....any suggestions??

6030

Eliza
06-26-2003, 11:26 PM
6031
http://www.kurts-smilies.de/moped.gif

Eliza
06-26-2003, 11:27 PM
6032
http://www.kurts-smilies.de/kruecken.gif

Eliza
06-26-2003, 11:28 PM
6033
http://www.kurts-smilies.de/breakdance.gif

Eliza
06-26-2003, 11:29 PM
6034
http://www.kurts-smilies.de/trink6.gif

Eliza
06-26-2003, 11:30 PM
6035
http://www.kurts-smilies.de/banned2.gif

Eliza
06-26-2003, 11:41 PM
6036
http://chandraswebpages.tripod.com/gif/flamethrowingsmiley.gif

Eliza
06-26-2003, 11:45 PM
6037

http://chandraswebpages.tripod.com/gif/giftsmi.gif

Eliza
06-26-2003, 11:47 PM
6038
http://chandraswebpages.tripod.com/gif/face6.gif

denny
06-26-2003, 11:49 PM
6039

Eliza
06-26-2003, 11:52 PM
6040

http://www.xs4all.nl/~cgieliam/schaap.gif

Denny...your Av....it's doing things to me....:hot:

Eliza
06-26-2003, 11:58 PM
6041
"A warm smile is the universal language of kindness."
- William Arthur Ward -

denny
06-26-2003, 11:59 PM
Thanks for the arousal. Its a great greeting.

6042

PantyFanatic
06-26-2003, 11:59 PM
I met a man who had no smile…….
You’ve put a smile on a lot of mens faces Eliza:lust:

What a super night. Passed the 6K mark and between the smilies and jokes, it was great. [except for MT’s whining. Keep that up and you’ll have to sit on the dadaist stool];) LMAO

Eliza
06-27-2003, 12:03 AM
6044

Awww..PF..Thank You. And don't be too hard on Milk Toast....he's a cutie. And he did get us to 6000..with a little help from Me of course. :D

No panty smilies as of yet PF...but I'm lookin.

~Eliza

denny
06-27-2003, 12:04 AM
What 120 pixels will do!

6045

Steph
06-27-2003, 12:04 AM
6045

Cool smilies!:hot: :hot: :hot: :hot: :hot: :hot: :hot: :hot: :hot: :hot:

Have I mentioned it's still hot?

Steph
06-27-2003, 12:05 AM
6046

I'm impressed that it hit 6000 tonight!

Steph
06-27-2003, 12:06 AM
6048

We overlapped

PantyFanatic
06-27-2003, 12:06 AM
Originally posted by Eliza
6044
.....he did get us to 6000..
No panty smilies as of yet PF...but I'm lookin.
~Eliza

and you know I'm ALWAYS looking for panties too. :lust: lol

and yes,..... MT did a super job of getting us there with not just number post, but a lot of great material. love the guy.:)

Eliza
06-27-2003, 12:08 AM
6050
Steph- Yes..it's HOt here too... Thank God for AC

Denny- I haven't cared either way about the AV resizing, untill I saw your updated Av. Very Sexy

Eliza
06-27-2003, 12:11 AM
6051

PantyFanatic
06-27-2003, 12:11 AM
Originally posted by Steph
6048

We overlapped

Don't say LAPPED. [**] <--- (insert double *eek*)


:D

PantyFanatic
06-27-2003, 12:13 AM
# 6053

can you tell it's been HOT here too? :rolleyes:
:hot::lust::hot:

Eliza
06-27-2003, 12:15 AM
6054
http://www.angelfire.com/moon/metalgirlie/animated_gifs_1/smilies/urinate.gif

Oh PF...it's aaalways hot where you are :D

Eliza
06-27-2003, 12:18 AM
6055

Eliza
06-27-2003, 12:23 AM
6056
http://members.fortunecity.com/bbsmilies/animated/beerpull.gif

Eliza
06-27-2003, 12:24 AM
6057 Okay..on that note..I'm going to bed..Night All!

Ozling
06-27-2003, 12:25 AM
6058

PantyFanatic
06-27-2003, 12:31 AM
# 6059

next is 6060. Is that going to be 3 times better than 20/20?:confused:

PantyFanatic
06-27-2003, 12:32 AM
# 6060

Will I be able to see "through" their skirts? :D :lust:

PantyFanatic
06-27-2003, 12:34 AM
# 6061

I sure hope so. All this bending over is starting to get to my back.:(

PantyFanatic
06-27-2003, 12:35 AM
# 6062

sure wish one of our ladies would show up so I could try to peek with out all the bending:D

Sharni
06-27-2003, 02:18 AM
#6063

skipthisone
06-27-2003, 06:41 AM
6064 Blowjob

Sharni
06-27-2003, 06:47 AM
#6065 ~ *LOL*

skipthisone
06-27-2003, 06:49 AM
6066 - LMAO

Sharni
06-27-2003, 06:52 AM
#6067 ~ ROTFLMAO

skipthisone
06-27-2003, 06:54 AM
6068 ~ PMPLMAO

Sharni
06-27-2003, 07:03 AM
#6069 ~ ROTFLMFAOPMP

skipthisone
06-27-2003, 07:04 AM
6070 ~ Concedes defeat...

Sharni
06-27-2003, 07:06 AM
#6071 ~ Hehehehehe

MilkToast
06-27-2003, 07:13 AM
6072 - passing through... gotta go to work....

Scarlett
06-27-2003, 08:32 AM
6073

Good morning

Steph
06-27-2003, 09:50 AM
6074

I was actually up early and got some work done!

Steph
06-27-2003, 09:52 AM
6075

AND I'm going to make it to they gym!

Steph
06-27-2003, 09:53 AM
6076

And it's my Thursday :)

Scarlett
06-27-2003, 03:42 PM
6077

Good afternoon

T-S
06-27-2003, 03:50 PM
#6078

dm383
06-27-2003, 03:50 PM
#6078


Evenin' Scarlett!! :)

dm383
06-27-2003, 03:53 PM
#6070 (oops........ missed!)

(& T-S!!)

Lilith
06-27-2003, 04:17 PM
6081

*whsipers something incoherent*

Sharni
06-27-2003, 04:59 PM
#6082

MilkToast
06-27-2003, 05:30 PM
'ello

6083

Scarecrow
06-27-2003, 05:34 PM
6084

hey you all

Scarecrow
06-27-2003, 05:55 PM
6085

Eliza
06-27-2003, 06:07 PM
6086
Evenin All!

Eliza
06-27-2003, 06:08 PM
6087

Eliza
06-27-2003, 06:09 PM
6088
I think I've run out of smilies for now...gonna have to find another theme.

Eliza
06-27-2003, 06:09 PM
6089

Eliza
06-27-2003, 06:10 PM
6090

Eliza
06-27-2003, 06:10 PM
6091

Eliza
06-27-2003, 06:11 PM
6092

Eliza
06-27-2003, 06:11 PM
6093

Eliza
06-27-2003, 06:12 PM
6094

Eliza
06-27-2003, 06:13 PM
6095

Eliza
06-27-2003, 06:16 PM
6096

Eliza
06-27-2003, 06:16 PM
6097
I'm munching the "Grooovy M&Ms" right now...have you seen them?

Eliza
06-27-2003, 06:17 PM
6098

Eliza
06-27-2003, 06:18 PM
6099

Eliza
06-27-2003, 06:18 PM
6100

Eliza
06-27-2003, 06:19 PM
6101
This 30 second rule is hampering our postability...lol..is that a word?

PantyFanatic
06-27-2003, 06:20 PM
Originally posted by Eliza
6088
I think I've run out of smilies for now...gonna have to find another theme.
OH NO! <---(insert *EEK*)




I want more smilies.:(

PantyFanatic
06-27-2003, 06:24 PM
Originally posted by Eliza
6101
This 30 second rule is hampering our postability...lol..is that a word?
Not with 6 hour gaps betweet posts like we had this afternoon.:rolleyes:

Eliza
06-27-2003, 06:31 PM
Originally posted by pantyfanatic
OH NO! <---(insert *EEK*)

I want more smilies.:(

I'll work on it for you PF..gotta find some more sites. Did you get the special eeek I posted just for you?

~Eliza

Scarlett
06-27-2003, 08:45 PM
6105

Good evening!

Scarlett
06-27-2003, 08:46 PM
6106

If you had to describe the most memorable night of your life, what would you say?

Scarlett
06-27-2003, 08:55 PM
6107

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.-Phyllis Diller

Scarlett
06-27-2003, 08:56 PM
6108

All things are less dreadful than they seem.

Scarlett
06-27-2003, 08:56 PM
6109

The only thing worse than hearing the alarm clock in the morning is not hearing it.

Lilith
06-27-2003, 08:57 PM
6110 re:6106

The night I had my first son.

Scarlett
06-27-2003, 08:57 PM
6111

Ability is what will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter.

Scarlett
06-27-2003, 08:58 PM
6112

What one cannot, another can.- William Davenant

Scarlett
06-27-2003, 09:01 PM
6113

Everyone excels in something in which another fails- Latin proverb

Scarecrow
06-27-2003, 09:26 PM
#6114

Scarecrow
06-27-2003, 09:37 PM
#6115

MilkToast
06-27-2003, 10:01 PM
--6116--

MilkToast
06-27-2003, 10:08 PM
--6117--

Scarecrow
06-27-2003, 10:27 PM
~6118~

MilkToast
06-27-2003, 10:30 PM
--6119--

trying to locate a posting topic for this evening...

MilkToast
06-27-2003, 10:31 PM
--6120--

OK... since this year is the 100th for the Ford Motor Company here are some obscure facts about Ford (courtesy of the Detroit Free Press)

MilkToast
06-27-2003, 10:32 PM
--6121--

THOMAS EDISON, one of Henry Ford's best friends, once said that Ford's foresight "is so long, it sags in the middle." Ford's soybean experimentation was a good example of this. By 1941, the Rouge plant was processing 1,600 bushels of soybeans a day. The homely beans supplied the base for all kinds of inventive uses. Enamel for paints and fluid for shock absorbers came from soybean oil, for example. In time, more than two bushels of soybeans went into each Ford auto. Ford's soybean program also made the first commercially acceptable soy milk, which eventually was used to make Presto Whip -- an all-vegetable whipping cream.

MilkToast
06-27-2003, 10:33 PM
--6122--

ANOTHER OF HENRY FORD'S less successful, but highly visible, enterprises was Village Industries, his hands-on attempt to preserve rural America by pumping it with industry. He built small factories that made Ford products in farm towns. The idea was to employ rural folks, especially during the slow winter months. The mills usually sat on rivers and used hydroelectric power. More than 30 of them were built in Michigan, Ohio, Mississippi, New York and other states. The first opened in Northville in 1920. Heralded by the locals in their day, they never turned a profit and shut down one by one.

MilkToast
06-27-2003, 10:34 PM
--6123--

WORD-OF-MOUTH advertising is one thing, but this was ridiculous: Ford autos with the new V8 engine in the early 1930s were a hit with two famous bandits. Each personally -- and publicly -- endorsed the vehicles in letters.

"Hello Old Pal," wrote famous bank robber John Dillinger to Henry Ford. "You have a wonderful car. It's a treat to drive one. Your slogan should be Drive a Ford and Watch The Other Cars Fall Behind You. I can make any other car take Ford's dust. Bye-bye."

Another letter came from Clyde Barrow of the infamous Bonnie and Clyde duet. "Dear Sir," he wrote from Tulsa, Okla., in 1934 (the spellings are his). "While I still have got breath in my lungs, I will tell you what a dandy car you make. I have drove Fords exclusively when I could get away with one. For sustained speed and freedom from trouble the Ford has got every other car skinned, and even if my business hasen't been strickly legal it don't hurt enything to tell you what a fine car you got in the V8. Yours truly, Clyde Champion Barrow."

MilkToast
06-27-2003, 10:34 PM
--6124--

HENRY FORD AND GEORGE WASHINGTON CARVER were men of different races but one mind: that of the inventor. Ford, known for his more enlightened views toward African Americans, developed a warm friendship with Carver, who had the same interest in peanuts as Ford did in soybeans. Ford eventually named one of his laboratories after Carver.

MilkToast
06-27-2003, 10:35 PM
--6125--

EVER BOUGHT Kingsford charcoal briquettes? They're another Ford-orchestrated invention. By 1923, Henry Ford had developed several lumbering plants and sawmills in the Iron Mountain area of Michigan's Upper Peninsula. The area was incorporated as the Village of Kingsford that year, after E.G. Kingsford, Iron Mountain's authorized Ford dealer -- who happened to be married to Ford's cousin, according to Ford Bryan, author of "Beyond the Model T, The Other Ventures of Henry Ford." Leftover hardwood chips were processed with starch and compressed into about 100 tons per day of charcoal briquettes. They were sold by Ford dealers all over the United States. The briquettes are still made and sold by Kingsford Product Co. of Oakland, Calif. The company is now owned by the Clorox Corp.

MilkToast
06-27-2003, 10:36 PM
--6126--

FORD WITH A BRITISH accent? Not quite. But in 1931, Henry Ford bought a British estate, Boreham House in Essex, which dated to Henry VIII's time. Ford bought the property as part of his experiments to bolster British agricultural output.In 1937, the house became the Henry Ford Institute of Agricultural Engineering. Today, it's a training center affiliated with overseas Ford tractor operations.

MilkToast
06-27-2003, 10:36 PM
--6127--

IN AN EFFORT to prove electric streetcars obsolete, Henry Ford built a gasoline railcar in 1920. It had some problems operating, and there were never any more built. But Ford's initial boasts forced existing rail and streetcar companies to lower their fares, which citizens had complained about for years.

MilkToast
06-27-2003, 10:37 PM
--6128--

THE AUTO PIONEER'S interest in radio resulted, in 1927, in the first use of a radio beacon navigation device for aircraft.

MilkToast
06-27-2003, 10:39 PM
--6129--

IN 1925, Ford Motor Co. bought 199 World War I-era ships that the company dismantled to reuse for ore and scrap metals over the next few years. The unusual purchase, author Ford Bryan said, made the company the world's largest junk collector for a time. Ford bought the ships mainly because he hated waste, but the whole process probably saved no money.

Sharni
06-27-2003, 10:42 PM
#6130

Sharni
06-27-2003, 10:43 PM
#6131

MilkToast
06-27-2003, 10:44 PM
--6132--

OK... that is all for the facts, here are some quotes from Henry Ford

MilkToast
06-27-2003, 10:44 PM
An idealist is a person who helps other people to be prosperous.

--6133--

Sharni
06-27-2003, 10:44 PM
#6134

Sharni
06-27-2003, 10:45 PM
#6135

MilkToast
06-27-2003, 10:45 PM
"History is more or less bunk." - Henry Ford

--6136--

Sharni
06-27-2003, 10:46 PM
#6137

MilkToast
06-27-2003, 10:46 PM
I am looking for a lot of men who have an infinite capacity to not know what can't be done.

-Henry Ford


--6138--

MilkToast
06-27-2003, 10:47 PM
If you think you can do a thing or think you can't do a thing, you're right.
- Henry Ford

--6139--

Sharni
06-27-2003, 10:47 PM
#6140

MilkToast
06-27-2003, 10:48 PM
Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs.
- Henry Ford

--6141--

MilkToast
06-27-2003, 10:49 PM
People can have the Model T in any colour--so long as it's black.
- Henry Ford

{fact: the reason for this is that at the time the only color paint that was available that would dry fast enough for the mass production, such as it was, was black}

--6142--

Sharni
06-27-2003, 10:50 PM
#6143

MilkToast
06-27-2003, 10:51 PM
You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
- Henry Ford

--6144--

MilkToast
06-27-2003, 10:52 PM
{an expansion on 6136}

History is more or less bunk. It's tradition. We don't want tradition. We want to live in the present and the only history that is worth a tinker's damn is the history we made today.
- Henry Ford, Interview in Chicago Tribune, May 25th, 1916

--6145--

MilkToast
06-27-2003, 10:53 PM
OK, no more quotes from Ford....

--6146--

MilkToast
06-27-2003, 10:56 PM
Ah heck... after a discussion about the Altavista translation service (babelfish.altavista.com) with a co-worker today, I think that Douglas Adams quotes are now in order....

--6147--

MilkToast
06-27-2003, 11:00 PM
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves into a position of power should on no account be allowed to do the job.
-Douglas Adams

--6148--

MilkToast
06-27-2003, 11:01 PM
He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife.
- Douglas Adams

--6149--

MilkToast
06-27-2003, 11:02 PM
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
- Douglas Adams

--6150--

MilkToast
06-27-2003, 11:03 PM
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be.
- Douglas Adams

--6151--

MilkToast
06-27-2003, 11:04 PM
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
- Douglas Adams

--6152--

MilkToast
06-27-2003, 11:05 PM
In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri.
- Douglas Adams

--6153--

MilkToast
06-27-2003, 11:06 PM
It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
- Douglas Adams

--6154--

MilkToast
06-27-2003, 11:07 PM
Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.
- Douglas Adams

--6155--

MilkToast
06-27-2003, 11:07 PM
The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.
- Douglas Adams

--6156--

MilkToast
06-27-2003, 11:08 PM
--6157--

OK... enough of this for now... having trouble tracking this an the Pixies chat at the same time....

Sharni
06-27-2003, 11:10 PM
#6158

Eliza
06-27-2003, 11:10 PM
6159

Great facts/ quotes Milk Toast!

Eliza
06-27-2003, 11:11 PM
6160

Sharni
06-27-2003, 11:11 PM
#6161

Eliza
06-27-2003, 11:11 PM
6162

Eliza
06-27-2003, 11:12 PM
6163

MilkToast
06-27-2003, 11:14 PM
Originally posted by Eliza
6159

Great facts/ quotes Milk Toast!

thanks!

--6164--

MilkToast
06-27-2003, 11:15 PM
Eliza,

you would have liked the chat tonight... a whole lot about beer and booze (and I did not prompt it :p)

--6165--

MilkToast
06-27-2003, 11:17 PM
--6166--

MilkToast
06-27-2003, 11:19 PM
--6167--

MilkToast
06-27-2003, 11:23 PM
--6168--

est. achievement date: 2/23/25 8:34 AM

Sharni
06-27-2003, 11:34 PM
#6169

Sharni
06-27-2003, 11:35 PM
#6170

Sharni
06-27-2003, 11:35 PM
#6171

Ozling
06-27-2003, 11:51 PM
6172

sharni gotta new avatar =D

Ozling
06-27-2003, 11:53 PM
6173

Ozling
06-27-2003, 11:54 PM
6174

Ozling
06-27-2003, 11:55 PM
6175

Ozling
06-27-2003, 11:55 PM
6176

Steph
06-28-2003, 12:37 AM
6177

There's a wet cat in my lap. He apparently likes sleeping in the sink even when the temperature's not high.

Steph
06-28-2003, 12:39 AM
6178

Whoa, I thought we would have reached 7000 today.

Sharni
06-28-2003, 01:05 AM
#6179

Sharni
06-28-2003, 01:06 AM
#6180

Sharni
06-28-2003, 01:06 AM
#6181

Sharni
06-28-2003, 01:07 AM
#6182

Sharni
06-28-2003, 01:08 AM
#6183

Sharni
06-28-2003, 01:08 AM
#6184

Sharni
06-28-2003, 01:09 AM
#6185

Sharni
06-28-2003, 01:10 AM
#6186

Sharni
06-28-2003, 01:10 AM
#6187

Sharni
06-28-2003, 01:11 AM
#6188

Sharni
06-28-2003, 01:12 AM
#6189

Sharni
06-28-2003, 01:13 AM
#6190

Sharni
06-28-2003, 01:14 AM
#6191

Sharni
06-28-2003, 01:15 AM
#6192

Sharni
06-28-2003, 01:15 AM
#6193

Sharni
06-28-2003, 01:16 AM
#6194

Sharni
06-28-2003, 01:18 AM
#6195

Sharni
06-28-2003, 01:19 AM
#6196

Sharni
06-28-2003, 01:22 AM
#6197

Sharni
06-28-2003, 01:22 AM
#6198

Sharni
06-28-2003, 01:25 AM
#6199

Sharni
06-28-2003, 01:27 AM
#6200

Sharni
06-28-2003, 01:27 AM
#6201

Sharni
06-28-2003, 01:28 AM
#6202

Sharni
06-28-2003, 01:30 AM
#6203

Sharni
06-28-2003, 01:32 AM
#6204

Sharni
06-28-2003, 01:34 AM
#6205

Sharni
06-28-2003, 01:35 AM
#6206

Sharni
06-28-2003, 01:36 AM
#6207

Sharni
06-28-2003, 01:36 AM
#6208

Sharni
06-28-2003, 01:37 AM
#6209

Sharni
06-28-2003, 01:38 AM
#6210

Sharni
06-28-2003, 01:39 AM
#6211

Sharni
06-28-2003, 01:40 AM
#6212

Sharni
06-28-2003, 01:41 AM
#6213

Sharni
06-28-2003, 01:42 AM
#6214

Sharni
06-28-2003, 01:43 AM
#6215

Sharni
06-28-2003, 01:43 AM
#6216

Sharni
06-28-2003, 01:45 AM
#6217

Sharni
06-28-2003, 01:46 AM
#6218

Sharni
06-28-2003, 01:47 AM
#6219

Sharni
06-28-2003, 01:48 AM
#6220

Sharni
06-28-2003, 01:48 AM
#6221

Sharni
06-28-2003, 01:49 AM
#6222

Sharni
06-28-2003, 01:50 AM
#6223

Sharni
06-28-2003, 01:51 AM
#6224

Sharni
06-28-2003, 01:51 AM
#6225

Sharni
06-28-2003, 01:52 AM
#6226

Sharni
06-28-2003, 01:53 AM
#6227

Sharni
06-28-2003, 01:54 AM
#6228

Sharni
06-28-2003, 01:56 AM
#6229

Sharni
06-28-2003, 01:58 AM
#6230

Sharni
06-28-2003, 01:59 AM
#6231

Sharni
06-28-2003, 02:00 AM
#6232

Sharni
06-28-2003, 02:00 AM
#6233

Sharni
06-28-2003, 02:01 AM
#6234

Sharni
06-28-2003, 02:03 AM
#6235

Sharni
06-28-2003, 02:04 AM
#6236

Sharni
06-28-2003, 02:05 AM
#6237

Sharni
06-28-2003, 02:06 AM
#6238

darogle
06-28-2003, 02:06 AM
#6238

Sharni
06-28-2003, 02:07 AM
#6239

darogle
06-28-2003, 02:07 AM
#6239

Sharni
06-28-2003, 02:08 AM
#6242

darogle
06-28-2003, 02:08 AM
#6243

Sharni
06-28-2003, 02:10 AM
#6244

Sharni
06-28-2003, 02:10 AM
#6245

Sharni
06-28-2003, 02:11 AM
#6246

darogle
06-28-2003, 02:11 AM
#6247

I hate brussel sprouts!

Sharni
06-28-2003, 02:12 AM
#6248

*darogle ~ ya need ta go back and edit your numbers *L*

darogle
06-28-2003, 02:13 AM
#6249

Sorry Sharni!!