one million

[Sharni]

#8500

[Sharni]

#8501

[Sharni]

#8502

[Sharni]

#8503

[Sharni]

#8504

[Sharni]

#8505

[Sharni]

#8506

[Sharni]

#8507

[Sharni]

#8508

[Sharni]

#8509

[Sharni]

#8510

[Sharni]

#8511

[Sharni]

#8512

[Sharni]

#8513

[MilkToast]

8514

[Scarlett]

8515

Good evening

[Scarlett]

8516

I have two goals

[Scarlett]

8517

to achieve before Aug 1.

[Scarlett]

8518

The first one is:

[Scarlett]

8519

to get to 3000 posts.

[Scarlett]

8520

The second one is:

[Scarlett]

8521

to get the potty mouth stat in chat lol

[Scarlett]

8522

Think I can do it?

[Scarecrow]

8523

you can do anything you put your mind to

[Scarecrow]

8524

of course getting your mind out of your head is a different matter

[Scarecrow]

8525

[Scarecrow]

8526

Just checked the count and we are right on track

[Scarecrow]

8527

[Scarecrow]

8528

[MilkToast]

8529


est 10k achievement: 7/24/03 12:10 AM

still within the window :)

[MilkToast]

8530

[MilkToast]

8531

[MilkToast]

some quick Sienfeld trivia...

8532

[MilkToast]

George Steinbrenner filmed a cameo appearance for Seinfeld, but it was left on the cutting room floor.

--8533--

[MilkToast]

There's still debate over who (Jerry or George) won "The Contest."

--8534--

[MilkToast]

A Superman magnet first appeared on Jerry's fridge in Episode 54.

--8535--

[MilkToast]

George's father wears sneakers in the pool.

--8536--

(funny, I hated the show when it was orignally on and never really watched it... now that it is in reruns I have been watching it sometimes. It confirms my opinion that Jerry Seinfeld is not all that funny but is a catalyst for an excellent cast... which on it's own is not all that funny, as proven by the rash of failed shows post Seinfeld...)

[MilkToast]

Cosmo Kramer made 252 of his trademark entrances in the first 148 episodes.

--8537--

[MilkToast]

OK... new topic please... anyone?

--8538--

[MilkToast]

--8539--

[MilkToast]

--8540--

[MilkToast]

--8541--

[MilkToast]

--8542--

[MilkToast]

--8543--

[MilkToast]

--8544--

g'night all...

[MilkToast]

"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit---but none to be offended by them."
--- Johnny Hart ("BC"), cartoonist, 2000.

--8545--

[Eliza]

8546

[Eliza]

8547

[Eliza]

8548

[Eliza]

8549

[Eliza]

8550

[Eliza]

8551

[Eliza]

8552

[Eliza]

8553

[Eliza]

8554

[Eliza]

8555

[Eliza]

8556

[Eliza]

8557

[Eliza]

8558

[Eliza]

8559

[Eliza]

8600

[Eliza]

8601
Alright..dirty Limerick time!

There was a young man from Peru,
who fell asleep in his canoe,
while dreaming of Venus,
he played with his penis
and woke up covered in goo.

[Eliza]

8602

The last time I dined with the King
He did a most curious thing.
He sat on a stool,
Took out his tool,
And said, "if I play will you sing?"

[Eliza]

8603

Here's to the girl named Louise
Who's pubic hair hung to her knees
the crabs came together,
and knitted a sweater
so in Winter her cunt would not freeze!

[Eliza]

8604

I know of a horny boy Matt
Who played with a vampire bat
With his dick in his hand
His voice did command
"Try sucking the blood out of that!"

[Eliza]

8605

My dorky ex-roommate Pierre
Once fell asleep in my chair
I pulled out my unit
Proceeded to tune it
And fired my load in his hair

[Eliza]

8606
There was young man from Crete
Who could shoot across the street
A chemist named Kelly
Would bottle the jelly
And sell it as 'Extract of Meat'.

[Eliza]

8607

There was a young fellow named Simon
Who tried to discover a hymen,
But he found every girl
Had relinquished her pearl
In exchange for a solitaire diamond!

[Eliza]

8608

There once was a man named Bob
He loved to show off his nob
He flashed it at Dave
And rubbed it on Jay
Who sucked it like corn on the cob

[Eliza]

8609

There once was a woman named Jess
Bisexual, she would confess
She loved a good dick
but pussy she'd lick
and leave both a wet gooey mess

[Eliza]

8610

There once was a man named Sprockett
Who walked with his hand in his pocket
He was able to hide
What he was doing inside
Till he shot off like a Fourth of July rocket.

[Sharni]

#8571....not sure how ya got to 8610 *lol*

[Sharni]

#8572

[Sharni]

#8573

[Sharni]

#8574

[ryker]

The inventor Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson

Motorcycle Corporation, died and went to heaven. At

the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been

such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the

world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone

you want in Heaven.


"Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said,

"I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took Arthur

to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.


Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor

of woman?" God said, "Ah, yes." "Well," said Arthur,

"professional to professional, you have some major

design flaws in your invention.


1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.


2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.


3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.


4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.


And finally,


5. The maintenance costs are outrageous.


Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied

God, "hold on."


God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a

few words and waited for the results. The computer

printed out a slip of paper and God read it.


"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,"

God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers,

more men are riding my invention than yours."

[ryker]

sorry that was 8575 which makes this 8576 lol

[Sharni]

#8577

[Sharni]

#8578

[Sharni]

#8579

[Sharni]

#8580

[Sharni]

#8581

[Sharni]

#8582

[Steph]

8583

haven't posted here in a few days

[Sharni]

#8584

[Steph]

8584

should i try to make up for it now?

[Sharni]

#8586

[Sharni]

#8587

[Sharni]

#8588

[Sharni]

#8589

[Sharni]

#8590

[Sharni]

#8591

[Sharni]

#8592

[Sharni]

#8593

[Sharni]

#8594

[Sharni]

#8595

[Eliza]

Originally posted by Sharniqua
#8571....not sure how ya got to 8610 *lol*

8596...lol..by not paying attention. :D Thanks for getting us back on track.
~Eliza

[Sharni]

#8597

[Sharni]

#8598

[Eliza]

8599

[Sharni]

#8600

[Sharni]

#8601

[Sharni]

#8602

[Sharni]

#8603

[Sharni]

#8604

[Sharni]

#8605

[Sharni]

#8606

[Sharni]

#8607

[Sharni]

#8608

[Sharni]

#8609

[Sharni]

#8610

[Sharni]

#8611

[Sharni]

#8612

[Sharni]

#8613

[Sharni]

#8614

[Sharni]

#8615

[Sharni]

#8616

[Sharni]

#8617

[Sharni]

#8618

[Sharni]

#8619

[Sharni]

#8620

[Sharni]

#8621

[Sharni]

#8622

[Sharni]

#8623

[Sharni]

#8624

[Sharni]

#8625

[Sharni]

#8626

[Sharni]

#8627

[Sharni]

#8628

[Sharni]

#8629

[Sharni]

#8630

[Sharni]

#8631

[Sharni]

#8632

[Sharni]

#8633

[Sharni]

#8634

[Sharni]

#8635

[Sharni]

#8636

[Sharni]

#8637

[Sharni]

#8638

[Sharni]

#8639

[Sharni]

#8640

[Sharni]

#8641

[Sharni]

#8642

[Sharni]

#8643

[Sharni]

#8644

[Sharni]

#8645

[Steph]

8646

Your body is a wonderland . . .

[Steph]

8647

lose myself, i'll use my hands

[Steph]

8648

people are talkin', talkin' about people . ..

[Sharni]

#8649

[Steph]

8650

Let's give them something to talk about
A little mystery to figure out
Let's give them something to talk about
How about love, love, love, love?

[Sharni]

#8651 ~ Steph can you please check your posts!

[Sharni]

#8652

[Steph]

8652

I'm a dork and am listening to songs and typing and missing numbers

[Sharni]

#8654

[Steph]

8653

sorry

[Sharni]

#8656

[Sharni]

#8657

[Sharni]

#8658

[Sharni]

#8659

[Sharni]

#8660

[Sharni]

#8661

[Sharni]

#8662

[Sharni]

#8663

[Sharni]

#8664

[Sharni]

#8665

[Sharni]

#8666

[Sharni]

#8667

[Sharni]

#8668

[Sharni]

#8669

[Christine]

#8670

[Sharni]

#8671

[Sharni]

#8672

[Sharni]

#8673

[Sharni]

#8674

[Sharni]

#8675

[Sharni]

#8676

[Sharni]

#8677

[Steph]

8678

make me an angel

[Steph]

8679

that flies from montgomery

[Sharni]

#8680

[Steph]

8681

(this old house woulda burned down a long time ago)

just give me one thing I can hold on to

[Sharni]

#8682

[Sharni]

#8683

[Sharni]

#8684

[Sharni]

#8685

[Sharni]

#8686

[Sharni]

#8687

[Sharni]

#8688

[Sharni]

#8689

[Sharni]

#8690

[Sharni]

#8691

[Sharni]

#8692

[Sharni]

#8693

[Sharni]

#8694

[Sharni]

#8695

[Sharni]

#8696

[Sharni]

#8697

[Sharni]

#8698

[Sharni]

#8699

[Sharni]

#8700

[Sharni]

#8701

[Sharni]

#8702

[Sharni]

#8703

[Sharni]

#8704

[Sharni]

#8705

[Sharni]

#8706

[Sharni]

#8707

[Sharni]

#8708

[Sharni]

#8709

[Sharni]

#8710

[Sharni]

#8711

[Sharni]

#8712

[Sharni]

#8713

[Sharni]

#8714

[Sharni]

#8715

[Sharni]

#8716

[Sharni]

#8717

[Sharni]

#8718

[Sharni]

#8719

[Sharni]

#8720

[Sharni]

#8721

[Sharni]

#8722

[Sharni]

#8723

[Sharni]

#8724

[dm383]

#8725

[dm383]

#8726

[dm383]

#8727

[dm383]

#8728

[dm383]

#8729

[dm383]

#8730

[dm383]

#8731

[Grumble]

#8732

[Sharni]

#8733

[Sharni]

#8734

[dm383]

#8735

Go, Grumble.....only THREE to go!! :D:D

[Sharni]

#8736

[Sharni]

#8737

[Sharni]

#8738

[Sharni]

#8739

[Sharni]

#8740

[Sharni]

#8741

[Sharni]

#8742

[Sharni]

#8743

[Sharni]

#8744

[Sharni]

#8745

[Sharni]

#8746

[Sharni]

#8747

[Sharni]

#8748

[Sharni]

#8749