one million

[MilkToast]

8000!!!!

only 2,000 more to the new goal...
(est achievement date now: 7/23/03 11:35 PM)

[Sharni]

#8001

[MilkToast]

8002

[MilkToast]

8003... I gotta scurry off to bed... g'night all....

[denny]

8004 night

[BlondeCurlGirl]

8005...and with that goes my 900th post

[GusAspar]

8006

this really does seem a bit futile...

[GusAspar]

8007

Milk Toast, I've seen some databases, but yours is more fun than most!

[GusAspar]

8008

yippee, I got another palindrome!

[Vicious Tease]

8009

[Sharni]

8010

[dm383]

#8011


(Should we make that 998011? We'll get to 100000 by the 31st quicker that way! :D)

[Eliza]

8012
Yea! Milk Toast! Got us to 8000!!!

[FussyPucker]

8013 - oh well I guess it was a good try :(

Peace, love and Pixies !

[MilkToast]

Originally posted by GusAspar
8006

this really does seem a bit futile...
actually I am not shooting for the one million goal... I am shooting for the new goal set by IAKaraokeGirl.

Originally posted by IAKaraokeGirl
7406~Of course, I *am* on that quest for 10,000 posts before the end of July...

I always thought that I would stop posting here after a while (this thread that is) and this was actually an achievable goal :) (if posting continues...)

est. 10k achievement date: 7/24/03 7:45 AM

[MilkToast]

8015
Originally posted by GusAspar
8007

Milk Toast, I've seen some databases, but yours is more fun than most!

thanks, but my database is the internet and a search engine... he he he... so I can not take much credit :)

[MilkToast]

8016

OK... off to work....

[IAKaraokeGirl]

8017~Actually, MilkToast, I was setting that goal for myself, but 10,000 for the million thread is also an admirable goal. :D

[MilkToast]

Originally posted by IAKaraokeGirl
8017~Actually, MilkToast, I was setting that goal for myself, but 10,000 for the million thread is also an admirable goal. :D

ooops, talk about misinterpretation...


8018

[Summer]

8019
(maybe when we get to 8020 we can start counting by tens just an idea)

[MilkToast]

--8020--

905 more posts for IAKG
1980 posts more for this thread

[IAKaraokeGirl]

8021~Not to worry, MilkToast. I'm working towards both. :D

[denny]

8022~901 now!

[Steph]

8023

can we make it a million by the end of July? :)

[denny]

8024 Is that 10000?

[Steph]

8024

probably not :)

[denny]

8025 Acheivable!!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

8026~10,000 is definitely achievable. :)

[denny]

8027 So is my 4000th post!

[Scarlett]

8028

Good afternoon

[celticangel]

8029

[IAKaraokeGirl]

8030 Good evening!

[Eliza]

8031
Hi All!

[Eliza]

8032
More from me later...

[Sharni]

#8034

[Sharni]

#8035

With the previous post we are now back on track:)

[Sharni]

#8036

[Sharni]

#8037

[Sharni]

#8038

[Sharni]

#8039

[Sharni]

#8040

[Sharni]

#8041

[Sharni]

#8042

[Sharni]

#8043

[Sharni]

#8044

[Sharni]

#8045

[Sharni]

#8046

[Sharni]

#8047

[Sharni]

#8048

[Sharni]

#8049

[Sharni]

#8050

[Sharni]

#8051

[MilkToast]

oops... was busy editing pics taken today and lost track of time... I almost forgot to visit the thread...

so here I am... passing through... more editing to do...

8052

[Eliza]

8053

[Eliza]

8054

[Eliza]

8055

[KingMinotaur]

8056

[MilkToast]

8056

[Vicious Tease]

8058

[Vicious Tease]

8059

[Vicious Tease]

8060

[Vicious Tease]

8061

[Vicious Tease]

8062

[Vicious Tease]

8063

[Vicious Tease]

8064

[Vicious Tease]

8065

[Vicious Tease]

8066

[Vicious Tease]

8067

[Vicious Tease]

8068

[Vicious Tease]

8069

Woo hoo ... I just managed a solo 69! My work here is done!

[ryker]

8070....have not been in for a while....been working away from home...back now and keen to catch up with all at pixies

[Steph]

8070

I'll help

[Steph]

8071
justice is the one thing you should always fine

[Steph]

8072

too much corruption and crime in the streets

[Scarlett]

8073

Good morning

[Steph]

8074

Nobody has posted since 10 a.m.???!!!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

8075~AAHHHHH! That'll teach me to work in the office, won't it, Steph? :D

[Steph]

8075

let me fix it

[Steph]

8076

fix you good

[IAKaraokeGirl]

8078~Whew! Glad the pressure's off me to fix it!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

8079~Whatever *it* is :p

[Steph]

8077

i love pixies

[Steph]

8078

pixies loves me

[Steph]

8079

can we get to 9000 soon?

[Steph]

8080

nice number

[Steph]

8081

one million

[Steph]

8082

it's cool here today

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Should be 8086, I think.

[Steph]

8083

[IAKaraokeGirl]

This should be 8089, according to the counter.

[Steph]

8090
it's not my fault? :)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

8091~I have no idea where we were off at, but I think we're right now. :D

[Steph]

8092

dunno

[IAKaraokeGirl]

8093 Me either!

[MilkToast]

8094... passing through...

[Steph]

8094

on track?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

This should be 8096. :)

[Steph]

8095

[Steph]

8096

[IAKaraokeGirl]

8099....someone turn the hundred, please!

[Steph]

8097

[MilkToast]

--8101--

[MilkToast]

--8102--

[Steph]

8098

[IAKaraokeGirl]

8104~Steph--you're off again! :)

[Steph]

8099

no more smoking
and feeling tense

[Steph]

8100

[IAKaraokeGirl]

8107!!!

[Steph]

8101

[IAKaraokeGirl]

8109 :D

[Steph]

8102

[IAKaraokeGirl]

8111~Oh, Steph.....:D

[Steph]

8103

[IAKaraokeGirl]

8113

[Steph]

8104

[IAKaraokeGirl]

8115

[Steph]

8105

[Steph]

dude, I can't count!!!!!!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

8118!

[MilkToast]

--8119--

shit faced and passing through (if I can find the keys on the keyboard) :p

[MilkToast]

--8120--

ppppffffffttttt......

[MilkToast]

--8121--

yipeee keayeeeee,...

[MilkToast]

--8122--

gotta go now... catchin' s**t for being at the keyboard...

again.... pffffttt......

[IAKaraokeGirl]

8123~But you can still count!

[Sharni]

#8124

[Sharni]

#8125

[Sharni]

#8126

[Sharni]

#8127

[Sharni]

#8128

[Sharni]

#8129

[Sharni]

#8130

[Sharni]

#8131

[Sharni]

#8132

[Sharni]

#8133

[Vicious Tease]

8134

[Vicious Tease]

8135

[Vicious Tease]

8136

[Vicious Tease]

8137

[Vicious Tease]

8138

[Vicious Tease]

8139

[Vicious Tease]

8140

[Vicious Tease]

8141

[Vicious Tease]

8142

[Vicious Tease]

8143

[Vicious Tease]

8144

[Vicious Tease]

8145

[IAKaraokeGirl]

8146~Damn insomnia.

[dicksbro]

8147

[dicksbro]

8148

[dicksbro]

8149

[dicksbro]

1850 down
998150 to go

[IAKaraokeGirl]

8151~Woohoo! No chance of rain for the next three days. :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

8152~Sometimes it's the little things. :)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

8153~Better. Had a little bit more of a nap.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

8154~Gail Borden, who went on to invent a variety of juice concentrates and became known as "the father of the instant food industry," invented evaporated milk in 1853.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

8155~The first of H.J. Heinz' "57 varieties" was horseradish, marketed in 1869.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

8156~The world's largest herb is the banana.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

8157~The name of the computer program developed by the Los Angeles Police Department to help solve homicides is HITMAN--for Homicide Information Tracking Management Automation Network.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

8158~Actor James Stewart earned a B.S. degree at architecture Princeton University in 1932, but never practiced.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

8159~Flamboyant pop star Elton John auctioned off his costumes for $8.2 million in 1988, explaining "I don't want to go on stage looking like Tina Turner's grandmother anymore."

[IAKaraokeGirl]

8160~Ferdy and Morty are the two mischievous nephews of Mickey Mouse.

[T-S]

8161

[Steph]

8162

Good morning

[Steph]

8163

The Molson Indy is going on too close to my house!

[Steph]

8164

Luckily, they break for a few minutes but they start up again!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

8165~I'm feeling in a Muppets mood this morning...

[IAKaraokeGirl]

8166~ "Movin' Right Along" (sung by Fozzie and Kermit in The Muppet Movie)

Movin' right along in search of good times and good news,
With good friends, you can't lose,
This could become a habit.
Opportunity knocked once, let's reach out and grab it,
Together we'll nab it.
We'll hitch-hike, bus, or yellow cab it.

Movin' right along, foot-loose and fancy free.
Gettin' there is half the fun; come share it with me.
Movin' right along (doog-a-doon, doog-a-doon)
We'll learn to share the load.
We don't need a map to keep this show on the road.

Movin' right along we found a life on the highway,
And your way is my way, so trust my navigation.
California here we come, that pie-in-the-sky land.
Palm trees and warm sand, though sadly we just left Rhode Island.

Movin' right along, hey, L.A., where've you gone?
Send someone to fetch us, we're in Saskatchewan.
Movin' right along (doog-a-doon, doog-a-doon)
You take it, you know best.
Hey, I've never seen the sun come up in the West.

Movin' right along, we're truly birds of a feather,
We're in this together, and you know where you're goin'.
Movie stars with flashy cars and life with the top down.
We're stormin' the big town.
Yeah! Storm is right, should it be snowin'?

Movin' right along, do I see signs of men?
Yeah, "welcome" on the same post that says "come back again."
Movin' right along, foot-loose and fancy free.
You're ready for the big time, is it ready for me?

Movin' right along
Movin' right along

(repeat to fade)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

8167~ "The Rainbow Connection" (sung by Kermit)

Why are there so many songs about rainbows
And what's on the other side?
Rainbows are visions, but only illusions,
And rainbows have nothing to hide.
So we've been told and some choose to believe it
I know they're wrong, wait and see.
Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection,
The lovers, the dreamers and me.

Who said that every wish would be heard and answered
When wished on the morning star?
Somebody thought of that, and someone believed it,
And look what it's done so far.
What's so amazing that keeps us stargazing
And what do we think we might see?
Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection,
The lovers, the dreamers, and me.

All of us under its spell,
We know that it's probably magic...

... Have you been half asleep? And have you heard voices?
I've heard them calling my name.
... Is this the sweet sound that calls the young sailors?
The voice might be one and the same
I've heard it too many times to ignore it
It's something that I'm s'posed to be...
Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection,
The lovers, the dreamers, and me.

Laa, da daa dee da daa daa,
La laa la la laa dee daa doo...

[IAKaraokeGirl]

8168~ "Can You Picture That" (Dr. Teeth & The Electric Mayhem)

Everybody's brother, everybody's lover, I wanna be your lifetime friend.
Crazy as a rocket, nothin in my pocket, I keep it at the rainbow's end.
I never think of money, I think of milk 'n honey, grinnin like a cheshire cat.
I focus on the pleasure, somethin I can treasure, can you picture that?

(Dr. Teeth: Floyd, Pick a verse!)

Let me take your picture, add it to the mixture, there it is I got you now!
Really nothin to it, anyone can do it, it's easy and we all know how.
Now begins the changin, mental rearrangin, nothing's really where it's at,
(Teeth) Now the Eiffel Tower's holdin up a flower. Can you picture that?

(Interlude)
Fact is there's nothin out there you can't do
Yeah, even Santa Claus believes in you.
Beat down the walls, begin, believe, behold, begat.
Be a better drummer, be an up and comer. Can you picture that?

(Janice)
All of us are winnin, pickin and a-grinnin, Lordy but I love to jam
Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!
(Teeth)
Lost my heart in Texas, Northern lights affect us, I keep it underneath my hat,
Aurora Borealis, shinin down on Dallas! Can you picture that? horhh

(Chorus)
Can you picture? You gotta see it in your mind!
Can you picture? You know it's quick and easy to find!
Can you picture? You don't have to buy a frame!
Can you picture? Can you picture that?
Can you picture that?

Use it if you need it, don't forget to feed it!
Can you picture that?

(Oh wow, can you get behind it? Fer shure, reeeally!)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

8169~ "I Hope That Something Better Comes Along" (Rowlf and Kermit)

You can't live with 'em, you can't live without 'em.
There's somethin' irresistabullish about 'em.
We grin and bear it 'cause the nights are long.
I hope that somethin' better comes along.

It's no good complainin' and pointless to holler.
If she's a beauty she'll get under your collar.
She made a monkey out of old King Kong,
I hope that somethin' better comes along.

Ah, but what could be better than a saucy Irish setter
When puppy love comes on strong?
Or a collie that's classy, a laddie needs a lassie,
A lover and wife gives you a new leash on life.

I don't mean to scare ya, my friend, but I betcha
Come "Father's Day", the litter bug's gonna getcha;
The urge is righteous, but the face is wrong.
I hope that somethin' better comes along.

Still, it's fun when they're fetching,
And agree to see an etching
That you keep at your lily pad.
There is no solution, it's part of evolution,
You'll sooner hear the souls,
The little feet of tadpoles.

(Ah, Rowlf, tadpoles don't have feet!)
(Oh. Sorry about that.... 2, 3, 4)

There's no limitation to mixin' and matchin'
Some get an itchin' for a critter they've been scratchin'.
A skunk was badgered the results were strong.
I hope that somethin' better,
I hope that somethin' better,
I hope that somethin' better comes along.
(Beep bop bidder da dum dum bum bum bum!)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

8170~ "The Muppet Show" (Opening)

Kermit: It's the Muppet Show with our Very Special Guest Star, ...

Females: It's time to play the music
It's time to light the lights
It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight.

Males: It's time to put on makeup
It's time to dress up right
It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight.

Waldorf: Why do we always come here
Statler: I guess we'll never know
Waldorf: It's like a kind of torture
both: To have to watch the show

(brief interlude)

Muppets: And now let's get things started
Audience: Why don't you get things started
Kermit: It's time to get things started
Muppets: on the most sensational inspirational celebrational Muppetational
this is what we call the Muppet Show!

(Gonzo blows his trumpet)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

8171~Swedish Chef Song

Yorn desh born, der ritt de gitt der gue,
Orn desh, dee born desh, de umn bork! bork! bork!

[Steph]

8172

LOVE the Swedish chef!!!!

[BlondeCurlGirl]

8173

Glad to see other Muppet fans here :D

[skipthisone]

8174 Muppet Rule!!

Oh and this public service announcement

...I want BCG to sit on my face...

[IAKaraokeGirl]

8175~Thinking maybe we should start a thread about which Muppet you'd prefer.

Okay, that's just sick.

Muppets *do* rule, though. :D

[skipthisone]

8176 ~ Kermit fucks like a frog

[IAKaraokeGirl]

8177~I hear Miss Piggy squeals like a pig. :D

[Scarlett]

8178

Animal? LOL

[IAKaraokeGirl]

8179~LMAO @Scarlett :D

[BlondeCurlGirl]

8180~ Was so glad that Gonzo's lineage was explored in "Muppets from Space."

[IAKaraokeGirl]

8181~Can you imagine Beaker?????? :D

[BlondeCurlGirl]

8182~ You just got me into a giggle fit, IAKG :D

[BlondeCurlGirl]

8183~What's everyone's fave Muppet movie?

[Sharni]

#8184

[IAKaraokeGirl]

8185~Gotta be the first one (Muppet Movie) but I love the Christmas one, too.

[Sharni]

#8186

[Scarecrow]

#8186

[hellsbells]

#8187

[IAKaraokeGirl]

8189~I *think* this back on track now.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

8190~Quotes from the Muppet Movie:

Bernie--the Hollywood Agent: I've to catch a plane.
Kermit the Frog: With that tongue? No way.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

8191~

Kermit has ordered a $.98 bottle of wine for he and Miss Piggy.
Insolent Waiter: Would you like to smell the bottle cap?

[Cheyanne]

8192

Don't ya just love the frog?

[Cheyanne]

8193

[Cheyanne]

8194 Sex Facts

According to the Kinsey Institute, the biggest erect penis on
record measures 13 inches. The smallest tops off at 1 3/4 inches.

[Cheyanne]

8195

The Caramoja tribe of northern Uganda tie a weight on the end of
their penises to elongate them--sometimes to such a degree that
the men literally have to knot them up--while the Mambas of New
Hebrides wrap theirs in yards and yards of cloth, making them
look up to 17 inches long.

[Cheyanne]

8196

Everyday, 200 million couples around the world have sex, which is about over 2000 couples at any given moment.

[Cheyanne]

8197

Women are most likely to want to have sex when they are ovulating.

[Cheyanne]

8198

The Egyptian 'Ankh' , is actually a symbol representing the male and female sex organs.

[Cheyanne]

8199

It was during the Victorian era that the formerly nude Cupid was redesigned as wearing a skirt.

[Cheyanne]

8200

30% of women over the age of 80 still have sexual intercourse either with their spouse or boyfriends.

Whoo HOOOOOOOO !!!! Go Grandma!!

[Cheyanne]

8201

Mosquitoes, which mate in the air perform a sex act that lasts only 2 seconds. :(

[Cheyanne]

8202

Women with a Ph.D. are twice as likely to be interested in a one-night stand than those with only a Bachelor's degree.

(not really sure where they get these statistics.. )

[Cheyanne]

8203

Fellatio ranks as the number one sexual act desired by heterosexual men.

[Cheyanne]

8204

It’s illegal to have sex without a condom in Nevada.

[Cheyanne]

8205

Today, Japan leads the world in condom use. Like cosmetics, they're sold door to door, by women. "Would you care for a facial?" LOL

[Cheyanne]

8206

More Americans lose their virginity in June than in any other month (must be all those weddings and prom nights).

[Cheyanne]

8207

Wyoming’s Grand Tetons mountain range literally means “Big Tits”.

[Cheyanne]

8208

In the original Grimm fairly tale of 'Sleeping Beauty', the Prince rapes her while she sleeps and then leaves before she wakes up. (Good thing that was rewritten!)

[Cheyanne]

8209

The word 'gymnasium' comes from the Greek word gymnazein which means to exercise naked, which often was done in ancient Greece.

[Cheyanne]

8210

The word avocado comes from the Spanish word aguacate which is derived from the Aztec word ahuacati which means testicle.

[Cheyanne]

8211

The first condoms in the US were made from vulcanized rubber in the 1870s. They were expensive and annoyingly thick and meant to be reused.

[Cheyanne]

8212

The Romans would crush a first time rapist’s gonads between two stones

[Cheyanne]

8213

It’s illegal to have sex with a corpse anywhere in the United States.

[Cheyanne]

8214

In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it’s against the law to have sex with a truck driver in a toll booth.

[Cheyanne]

8215

In Fairbanks, Alaska it’s illegal for moose to have sex on the city sidewalks. (I don't know how this is enforced) :)

[Cheyanne]

8216

In Florida having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. OK.. lol got me there... :eek:

[Lilith]

8217

a proud Floridian

[Cheyanne]

8217

Up until 1884, a Victorian-era woman could be sent to prison for denying a husband sex.

[Cheyanne]

8218

Minks have intercourse that lasts an average of eight hours.

[Cheyanne]

8219

The chimpanzee holds the record for the quickest mammal sexual intercourse session at an average of three seconds.

[Cheyanne]

8220

Most turkeys and giraffes are bisexual.

(Don't know how they found that out..)

:eek:

[Cheyanne]

8221

An adult gorilla's penis is only two inches long.

[Cheyanne]

8222

Both humans and fish share a common sexual practice -- fellatio

:fish: :fish: :fish: :fish: :fish:

is not blowing bubbles.. lol

[Cheyanne]

8223

The penis of a dragonfly is shaped like a shovel, and has the ability to scoop out a male rivals semen.

[Cheyanne]

8224

In ancient Greece and Rome, dildos were made out of animal horns, gold, silver, ivory and glass.

[Cheyanne]

8225

Both humans and porpoises have one social sex practice in common - group sex.

[Cheyanne]

8226

The penguin only has one single orgasm in a year.

[Cheyanne]

8227

The rhinoceros has a penis about two feet long.

[Cheyanne]

8228

The sperm of a mouse is actually longer than the sperm of an elephant.

[Cheyanne]

8229

Cleopatra invented her own diaphragm from camel's poop.

[Cheyanne]

8230

The left testicle usually hangs lower than the right for right-handed men. The opposite is true for lefties. :o

[Cheyanne]

8231

The initial spurt of ejaculate travels at 28 miles per hour.ÊBy way of comparison, the world record for the 100 yard dash is 27.1 miles per hour.Ê

[Cheyanne]

8232

Honking of car horns for a couple that just got married is an old superstition to insure great sex.

[Cheyanne]

8233

The most successful X-rated movie of all time is 'Deep Throat'. It cost less than $50,000 to make it and has earned more than $100 million dollars.

[Cheyanne]

8234

In Medieval France unfaithful wives were made to chase a chicken through town while naked .

[Cheyanne]

8235

Napoleon's penis was sold to an American Urologist for $40,000.

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Cheyanne]

8236

Seventy percent of women would rather have chocolate than sex. (Poll taken in a 1995 popular women’s magazine).

[Cheyanne]

8237

The same chemical responsible for the ecstatic highs of love and sexual attraction, phenylethylamine, is also found in chocolate. (There’s the answer now).

[Cheyanne]

8238

Among sexually active adults, lesbians have the lowest incidence of sexually transmitted diseases.

[Cheyanne]

8239

The average bra is designed to last for only 180 days of use.

[Cheyanne]

8240

Casanova boasted that he made love to the same woman twelve times in one day.

[Cheyanne]

8241

The practice of autoerotic asphyxiation (temporarily suffocating or strangling yourself while masturbating) takes the lives of 250 to a thousand people each year.

[Cheyanne]

8242

The first public strip-tease dance was performed in Paris in 1894.

[Cheyanne]

8243

In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.

(Wonders who enforces this one.... ) :eek:

[Cheyanne]

8244

In Newcastle, Wyoming, an ordinance specifically bans couples from having sex while standing in a store’s walk-in meat freezer. (Must be from the State Department of Health)

[Cheyanne]

8245

Nasophilia: is the arousal from the sight, touch, licking, or sucking of a partner's nose.

[Cheyanne]

8246

Axillism: is the act of using of the armpit for sex.

[Cheyanne]

8247

Siderodromophilia: The arousal from riding in trains.

[Cheyanne]

8248

Anasteemaphilia: The attraction to a person because of a difference in height.