one million

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[IAKaraokeGirl]

9764~Just wanted the chance to be underneath you, denny. ;)

[Sharni]

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[denny]

9765~Anytime, IAK!

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[Eliza]

#9774
Sharni..once again your Legolas quote is dead on. Great quote!

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9775

[MilkToast]

OK... so, having time to burn before going out for a night cap... here are some facts about Elves ("borrowed" from http://www.geocities.com/jessie_216/11elfacts.html)..

--9777--

Elves are immortal and so do not phisically change, i.e their appearence.

[denny]

9778

[MilkToast]

Elves do not get weak as the get older, they only become wiser and beautiful.

--9779--

[MilkToast]

They are noble, elegant and quite tall.

--9780--

[denny]

9780

[MilkToast]

Elves are in danger of being a myth forever.

--9782--

[MilkToast]

Elves excel in speech, song and poetry.

--9783--

[denny]

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[MilkToast]

Elves were the first creatures on Earth to speak with their voices.

--9785--

[denny]

9786

[MilkToast]

They have very fair hair and fair skin, except for The Princess Arwen who has a very rare dark complexion.

--9787--

[MilkToast]

When in war elves can be killed by fire and steel, but are also known to be killed by grief.

--9788--

[denny]

9789

[MilkToast]

Elves are surrounded by the light of the glowing moon, Such as Queen Galadriel who is know as "the Lady Of The Light".

--9790--

[MilkToast]

Elves speak both Quinya and Sindarin , although Sindarin is more common than Quinya.

--9791--

[denny]

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9793

[MilkToast]

--9794--

OK... need to do a little more digging for stuff to post :p

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9795

[MilkToast]

--9796--

[Sharni]

#9797

Thats Quenya not Quinya :D

[denny]

9798

[MilkToast]

hmm.... I think I will send the web page owner a correction ;)

--9799--

[denny]

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[MilkToast]

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[MilkToast]

--9802--

some tomato(e) facts I have randomly collected from the web...

[MilkToast]

Tomato, the darling of the backyard gardener, the star of salads and spaghetti sauces, and now a possible weapon against cancer, was once considered poisonous fruit to be avoided.

--9803--

[MilkToast]

Botanically, tomatoes are a fruit. This is because, generally, a fruit is the edible part of the plant that contains the seeds, while a vegetable is the edible stems, leaves, and roots of the plant.

--9804--

[MilkToast]

The tomato, a relative of the deadly nightshade family of plants, was held in high suspicion after it was brought to Europe from Mexico in the 1500s. It was grown in Spain. In Italy it was not widely accepted as a mainstay of Italian food until 1800s.

--9805--

[MilkToast]

Now, more than 67 million tons of the smooth-skinned succulent fruit are grown worldwide each year. About nine million tons are grown commercially in the United States - and that doesn't count the millions of backyard gardeners who favor the tomato because it grows in a variety of soils and requires little skill.

--9806--

[MilkToast]

There are more than 4,000 varieties of tomatoes, ranging from the small, marble-size cherry tomato to the giant Ponderosa that can weigh more than 3 pounds. Most commercial tomatoes are processed into foods, including sauces, pasta, purees, ketchup, soups, and salsas.

--9807--

[MilkToast]

Lycopersicon lycopersicum is the scientific term for the common tomato.

--9808--

[MilkToast]

For best flavor, store tomatoes at room temperature. Most tomatoes sold in supermarkets are firm and not fully ripened. To speed up the ripening process, place tomatoes in a brown paper bag or fruit-ripening bowl. Refrigerate only if fully ripe, and then only for a few days.

--9809--

[MilkToast]

Tomatoes are rich in vitamins A and C and are a major source of lycopene - a compound that researchers think may help the body to combat cancer.

--9810--

[MilkToast]

California is the number two producer of fresh market tomatoes behind Florida. In 1999, California produced 950 million pounds of tomatoes.

--9811--

[MilkToast]

The word ketchup is derived from the Chinese ke-tsiap, a pickled fish sauce. It made its way to Malaysia where it became kechap and ketjap in Indonesia. F. & J. Heinz Company began selling tomato ketchup in 1876.

--9812--

and that does it for me this evening... exit stage left even....

[Sharni]

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[MilkToast]

9913

[MilkToast]

9914

[MilkToast]

9915

[MilkToast]

If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
The swallow.

--9916--

[MilkToast]

How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex?
Phone her.

--9917--

[MilkToast]

Why do women fake orgasms?
Because they think men care. :D

--9918--

[MilkToast]

Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle?
She knows she's given her last blow job.


--9919--

[MilkToast]

Q: Why did Al Gore get a nipple ring?
A: He heard that George Bush got a Dick Cheney.

--9920--

[MilkToast]

Q. Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?
A. Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.

--9921--

[MilkToast]

Q: What's the difference between a beer and a booger?
A: A beer goes on the table, a booger goes under it.

--9922--

[MilkToast]

Q: What do you get when you cross a cock with a telephone pole?
A: A 10 ft cock reaching out to touch someone!

--9923--

[MilkToast]

Q: Why do hippos shag underwater?
A: You try keeping a 9lb clitoris wet

--9924--

[MilkToast]

Q: How do you cancel a appointment at a sperm bank ?
A: Tell them you can't cum.


--9925--

[MilkToast]

Q: What did the hurricane say to the palm trees?
A: Hold on your nuts boys this aint no ordinary blow job!!


--9926--

[MilkToast]

Celine Dion walked into a bar. "Why the long face?" said the bartender.

--9927--

[MilkToast]

A guy walked into a bar and ordered a double scotch, bourbon on the rocks and a triple vodka. He said to the bartender: "I shouldn't be drinking this with what I've got." "Why, what have you got?" Thirty cents."

--9928--

[MilkToast]

A smartly dressed man entered a plush Manhattan bar and took a seat. The bartender came over and asked: "What can I get you to drink, sir?""Nothing, thank you," replied the man. "I tried alcohol once but I didn't like it,and I haven't drunk it since." The bartender was a little perplexed but being a friendly, outgoing sort, he pulled out some cigarettes from his pocket, flipped the top of the pack and offered one to the man. But the man refused, saying: "I tried smoking once, didn't like it, and I have never smoked since. Look, actually, I wouldn't be in here at all, except that I'm waiting for my son." To which the bartender said: "Your only child, I presume?"

--9929--

[MilkToast]

Q. What do you call the sweat produced when two rednecks are having sex?
A. Relative humidity.

--9930--

[MilkToast]

Q: What's the difference between Virginia and West Virginia?
A: In Virginia, Moosehead is a beer. In West Virginia, it's a misdemeanor.


--9931--

[Sharni]

#9932

[MilkToast]

Q: How does a woman scare a gynaecologist?
A: By becoming a ventriloquist!


--9933--

[MilkToast]

Q: Why was the young man upset when he got a sweater for Christmas?
A: He was hoping for a screamer or a moaner.

--9934--

[MilkToast]

Q: What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?
A: A wet nose.

--9935--

[Sharni]

#9936

[MilkToast]

Q: What's the difference between a penis and a prick?
A: A penis is fun, sexy and satisfying... A prick is the guy who owns it.

--9937--

[MilkToast]

Q. What do a farmer and a pimp have in common?
A. Both need a hoe to stay in business.

--9938--

[MilkToast]

Q: What do you call an eighty year old impotent sailor?
A: A salt with a dead weapon.


--9939--

[MilkToast]

Q. Why did god make pubic hairs curly?
A. If they were straight they would poke your eyes out!


--9940--

[MilkToast]

Q: What do you call a dwarf eskimo with a hard-on?
A: Frigid Midget With A Rigid Digit!

--9941--

[mindboxer505]

9933

banging bitch betty brazenly beside bonny's beachhouse broke bill's boner beyond bandaging

[Sharni]

#9943

[MilkToast]

Q: What do you get when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over?
A: Dough Nuts!

--9944--

[MilkToast]

The Answer: A Cockrobin.
The Question: what are you putting in my mouth, Batman?

--9945--

[Sharni]

#9946

[MilkToast]

Q: How do you circumcise a whale?
A: You send down four-skin divers.


--9947--

[MilkToast]

Q: Did you hear about the 13 year old boy that got hold of his fathers' Viagra?
A: They rushed him to the hospital with 3rd degree burns on his hands.

--9948--

[Sharni]

#9949

[MilkToast]

A man went into a bar and ordered a succession of Martinis. After each one, he removed the olive and put it into a jar. After two hours, the bartender felt compelled to ask: "Why do you keep doing that?" "Because," slurred the man, "my wife sent me out for a jar of olives."

--9950--

[MilkToast]

A man walked into a bar with a piece of tarmac under his arm. He said: "I'll have a beer please, and one for the road."

--9951--

[Sharni]

#9952

[MilkToast]

Two hamburgers walked into a bar. The bartender said: "Sorry, we don't serve food."

--9953--

[Sharni]

#9954

[MilkToast]

--9955--

need to go find some more material....

[Sharni]

#9956

[MilkToast]

--9957--

Why are condoms like cameras? -they both capture the moment.

[Sharni]

#9958

[MilkToast]

A man said to his wife: "Honey, what do you say that tonight we change positions?"
"OK," she said. "You stand by the ironing board and I'll lie on the sofa and watch TV."

--9959--

[MilkToast]

When a man and woman are trying to have sex, he will often climax before she is ready. Sometimes he will climax before she is, technically, in the room.

--9960--

[Sharni]

#9961

[MilkToast]

Why is sex like a game of bridge? -You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.

--9962--

[Sharni]

#9963

[MilkToast]

I'm a bad lover. I once caught a peeping tom booing me.

--9964--

[Sharni]

#9965

[MilkToast]

A man went into a store to buy some condoms. "That's 1 dollar 15 plus tax," said the store assistant. "I don't need tacks," said the man. "It'll stay up all by itself."

--9966--

[Sharni]

#9967

[MilkToast]

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[Sharni]

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[MilkToast]

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[Sharni]

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[MilkToast]

--9972--

bad jokes will now follow....

# What happened when the teacher fell in the copier?
# She was beside herself.

[Sharni]

#9973

[MilkToast]

Do zombies rule? Of corpse they do!

--9974--

[MilkToast]

What do you call death by pig stampede?

Sooey-cide.

--9975--

[MilkToast]

Why did the kid dump a bucket of water off the school roof?

He wanted to make a big splash in front of his class.

--9976--

[MilkToast]

At school, I saw my principal walking around in a daze. I asked him what happened, and he just looked at me and said, "I've lost my faculties!"

--9977--

[MilkToast]

Why don't sharks eat clowns?

Because they taste funny.

--9978--

[MilkToast]

Holy Kleenex, Batman! He was right under our nose, and we blew it!

--9979--

[MilkToast]

What do modern artists eat for breakfast?

Surreal.

--9980--

[Sharni]

#9981

[MilkToast]

Why couldn't the woman buy a bakery shop?

She couldn't raise enough dough.

--9982--

[MilkToast]

A hungry African lion came across two men. One was sitting under a tree and reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp.

--9983--

[Sharni]

#9984

[MilkToast]

In Washington D.C., helicopters are often used to monitor the traffic conditions. Frequently jammed is the Francis Scott Key bridge, named after the man who wrote the national anthem. The bridge's traffic problem is notorious; among some, it's known as the Car Strangled Spanner.

--9985--

[Sharni]

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[MilkToast]

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[Sharni]

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[MilkToast]

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[Sharni]

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[MilkToast]

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[Sharni]

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[MilkToast]

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[Sharni]

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[MilkToast]

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[Sharni]

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[MilkToast]

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[MilkToast]

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