one million

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[Eliza]

Originally posted by GusAspar
14,247

... but the lady who got the palindrome, Eliza, is the author of a story called The Mirror... which is very appropriate, really. (And a fucking good story it is too.)

;) Thank ya Sweetie.

~Eliza
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[IAKaraokeGirl]

14,253~Good morning!

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G'night all!

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[Scarlett]

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Good Friday afternoon!!

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[denny]

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[musicman]

14329 - evening everyone

[Eliza]

14330

[Scarlett]

14,331

Good evening :D

[Eliza]

14332

[Eliza]

14333

[Eliza]

14334

[Eliza]

14335- Okay..It's High time we get The Million Thread pumping again.....hmm.....OK...Tonight I will post quotes from one of favorite shows......The Golden Girls....(yes I said the The Golden Girls)....lol.....

[Eliza]

14336

Sophia: "When I turn my hearing-aid up to ten, I can hear a canary break wind in Lauderdale!"

[Eliza]

14337

Rose: "You know what I think?"
Blanche: "No, do you?"

[Eliza]

14338

Dorothy: "You'll have to excuse my mother; she suffered a slight stroke a few years ago, which rendered her totally annoying."

[Eliza]

14339

Blanche: I never had to pay a penny in backtaxes. I have a way with auditors. The last time I was audited I even got money back from the government.
Sophia: Blanche, it's not a refund when the auditor leaves two twenties on your nightstand.

[Eliza]

14340

Rose [about Miles]: He makes me feel foolish. I don't even feel comfortable telling him St. Olaf stories.
Dorothy: I want to know exactly what he said to make you feel that way.

[Eliza]

14341

Sophia [Rose fixed a dinner]: Cabbage she serves me, in ten minutes I could be sky writing!

[Eliza]

14342

Blanche: Dorothy, when I'm feeling low self-esteem, I do a little exercise. I say my name and then three positive things about myself. I'm Blanche Devereaux. I'm beautiful, men find me desirable, and people want to be my friend. Dorothy, now you try it.
Dorothy: Ah, I don't want to.
Blanche: Come on. Please.
Dorothy: Okay. I'm Dorothy Zbornak, I'm beautiful, men find me desirable and people want to be my friend.
Blanche: Oh no, I think I confused you there. I meant three things that apply to you. Like, I'm Dorothy Zbornak, I'm a good speller, and uh... I'm very prompt, and umm... Well, there's no law that says there have to be three good things.
Dorothy: Um... I just thought of a third one: she can break a friend's neck like a twig.

[Eliza]

14343

Rose: Dorothy, you're the smart one, and Blanche, you're the sexy one, and Sophia, you're the old one, and I'm the nice one. Everybody always likes me.
Sophia: The old one isn't so crazy about you.

[Eliza]

14344

Sophia: There's just something I don't like about him. I can't put my finger on it, but if I did, I'd have to wash it.

[Eliza]

14345

[Dorothy and Sophia come home after Sophia's best friend's funeral]
Sophia: Well, I guess Phyllis Glutman will be my new best friend.
Dorothy: I thought you hated Phyllis Glutman.
Sophia: I do, but at the rate my friends are going, I won't have to spend too much time with her.

[Eliza]

14346

Sophia: Dorothy, why don't we bond?
Dorothy: We're from before bonding and quality time.

[Eliza]

14347

Dorothy: You know what's young to me now? Forty. Suddenly forty is young.
Blanche: Oooh... Aren't you sweet.

[Eliza]

14348

Blanche: Mel makes me feel young and beautiful and special. When we're together we laugh a lot.
Sophia: Why wouldn't you, you're both naked.

[Eliza]

14349
Dorothy: You know what your trouble is?
Blanche: Of course not.

[Eliza]

14350
Sophia: When I feel bad, I have to take my mind off it. There's only one thing that does that to me.
Dorothy: Cooking a big meal...
Sophia: No, making love in a closet.

[Eliza]

14351

Rose: Tell me, is it possible to love two men at the same time?
Blanche: Set the scene, have we been drinking?

[Eliza]

14352
Rose [on St. Olaf]: Ned was sort of the town idiot.
Sophia: When, on your days off?

[Eliza]

14353
Blanche: My sister has turned into a deceitful old woman whose only pleasure is in hurting people. — No offence, Sophia.

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[Eliza]

14356
Blanche: Oh Dorothy, I just talked to somebody back home, and they are doing the most horrible thing! They are tearing down the most important building in Blanche Devereaux's family history.
Dorothy: Oh my God, they're tearing down Mattress World.
Blanche: Even worse than that. They are tearing down the place where I spent my happiest moments as a child.
Dorothy: Oh I'm sorry, Blanche. They're tearing down Boys Town.

[Eliza]

14357

Dorothy: Oh come on, Ma, that's superstitious nonsense. You know, step on a crack, break your mother's back, it doesn't work. — I know.

[Eliza]

14358
Sophia: Blanche, a terrible thing has happened to you. But when life does something like this, there are a couple of things you got to remember. You got your health, right?
Blanche: Yeah.
Sophia: You can still walk, can't you?
Blanche: That's true.
Sophia: Great, go get me a glass of water.

[Scarecrow]

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[Eliza]

14360

Blanche [to her daughter Janet, who doubts God's existence]: Oh honey, of course He exists. Just look at the beautiful sky, the majestic trees. God created man, and gave him a heart, and a mind, and thighs that could crack walnuts.

[Eliza]

14361
Rose: My cousin Ingmar was different. He used to do bird imitations.
Blanche: What's wrong with that?
Rose: Well, let's just say, you didn't want to park your car under their oak tree.

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[musicman]

14363 - love the golden girls quotes Eliza....

if I may.... picture it....Sicily, 1942....

[Eliza]

14364
lol musicman.......Sophia is my favorite.

[musicman]

14365

as she is mine....

[Eliza]

14366

Blanche: I don't really mind Clayton being homosexual, I just don't like him dating men.
Dorothy: You really haven't grasped the concept of this gay thing yet, have you?
Blanche: There must be homosexuals who date women.
Sophia: Yeah, they're called lesbians.

[musicman]

14367

"not that there's anything wrong with that"

[Eliza]

14368
course not...lol

[Eliza]

14369
Dorothy: Why can't you sleep on the couch and give Clayton and Doug your room?
Blanche: Are you crazy, what will the neighbours think if they see two men in my bedroom?
Sophia: They'll think it's Tuesday.

[musicman]

14370

that sophia cracks me up - where are you getting all these?

[Eliza]

14371

off the net...tons of sites

[Eliza]

14372

Blanche [to Rose]: What? Are you out of what is left of your mind?!

[musicman]

14373 - don't know about Rose....but I certainly am... LOL

[Eliza]

14374

[Sophia and Dorothy come through the front door]
Rose: Why are you both wearing black? Did you just get back from a funeral?
Dorothy: No Rose, we were singing back-up for Johnny Cash.

[Eliza]

14375
Dorothy: Rose honey, I think you're putting the cart before the horse.
Rose: And that's bad?

[Eliza]

14376
Blanche: I tried giving up sex.
Dorothy: I guess you fell off the wagon.
Sophia: And on to a naval base!

[Eliza]

14377

[Dorothy just left the house for a vacation, leaving her mother to Blanche's care]
Sophia: Fasten your seatbelt, slutpuppy, this ain't gonna be no cakewalk!

[Eliza]

14378
Blanche: Why, Rose, that's the law of the jungle!
Sophia: Thank you, Sheena, queen of the slut people.

[Eliza]

14379

Dorothy: Ma, I have a feeling you're lying.
Rose: Dorothy, be positive!
Dorothy: Okay, I'm positive you're lying!

[musicman]

14380....but the question is....

are you still master of your domain?

[Eliza]

14381
every night.:D

[Eliza]

14382

Michael [caught]: Grandma, this isn't what it looks like.
Sophia: Please! I'm eighty years old. I may not remember what it feels like, but I sure as hell know what it looks like!

[musicman]

Originally posted by Eliza

every night.:D

14383 - hmmmmmm :)

[Eliza]

14384

Rose: You know, Sophia, your problem at work reminds me of something that happened back in St. Olaf.
Sophia: Please. Dust reminds you of something that happened back in St. Olaf.

[Scarecrow]

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[Eliza]

14386
Blanche: Dorothy, you do that one more time, and I'm gonna write on this wall: 'For a good time, call Dorothy Zbornak'.
Dorothy: Oh Blanche, this is the ladies' room.
Blanche: Right!

[Eliza]

14387

Rose: There's something about her I don't like.
Blanche: Me too.
Rose: I think she's rude.
Blanche: Me too.
Rose: She thinks I'm dumb.
Blanche: Me too.

[Eliza]

14388
Blanche: Dorothy, do you think I'm dressed okay for the dog races?
Sophia: That depends – are you competing?

[Eliza]

14389

Blanche: You know how fragile men's egos are: one little mistake like screaming out the wrong name and they go all to pieces.

[Eliza]

14390
Blanche: I've never been so humiliated in my life.
Dorothy: What about the time you lost the key to your handcuffs and had to go with that guy on his mail route.

[Eliza]

14391
Rose: Sophia, what are you doing?
Sophia: What does it look like I'm doing, I'm cleaning out my purse.
Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.

[Eliza]

14392
Dorothy: Blanche, you dated Tony Bennett?
Blanche: Honey, I did more than date him! He may have left his heart in San Francisco, but he left his shorts on my radiator.

[Eliza]

14393
[Sophia entering the kitchen]
Dorothy: Ma, you couldn't sleep either?
Sophia: No, I was sleeping so well, I thought I'd try it in the sink.

[Eliza]

14394
Blanche: I don't look right in American clothes, I have a more European physique.
Rose: Oh, in Europe they all have big butts, too?

[Eliza]

14395
Dorothy: What happened?
Blanche: She shot my vase.
Dorothy: What are you doing shooting, are you crazy?!
Rose: I heard a noise, I thought it was robbers.
Sophia: I lived eighty, eighty-one years, I survived two world wars, pneumonia, a stroke and two operations. One night I'll belch and Stable Mabel here will blow my head off!

[Eliza]

14396
Rose: We should put out the welcome mat.
Blanche: But honey, we don't have a welcome mat.
Rose: What about the one Dorothy always says is at the foot of your bed?

[Eliza]

14397
Blanche: Listen, did you hear that sound?
Sophia: Yeah, and as long as I'm in my own bed I'll do what I want.

[Eliza]

14398

[Eliza]

14399
[A game of Scrabble]
Dorothy: Ma, 'disdam' is not a word.
Sophia: It certainly is!
Dorothy: Okay, prove it, use it in a sentence.
Sophia: You're no good at disdam game.

[Eliza]

14400

[Eliza]

14401
Okay..that's it for this thread tonight....I think I'll keep on this topic though..makin me giggle...


Night all

[musicman]

14402
making me laugh too - thanks for the memories

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[Scarlett]

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Good morning

[Scarlett]

14,408

I am so glad that it is finally Saturday.

[Scarlett]

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I was tired of getting up at the crack of dawn.

[Scarlett]

14,410

It was so nice to sleep in this morning.

[Steph]

14,411

I'm soooo glad the guy who lives in the basement decided to keep playing bass-heavy music until 4 a.m.! Awesome :(

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[Scarlett]

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Good afternoon

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[Scarlett]

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Good evening.

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[Eliza]

14430
more from the girls......

Dorothy: I'd kill Gloria if she wrote a book about my sexual life.
Sophia: You'd kill your sister over a pamphlet?
Dorothy: Shut up Ma!

[Eliza]

14431
Blanche: Now Rose... put yourself in my position.
Rose: Apparently I'm not limber enough!

[Eliza]

14432

Dorothy: Oh c'mon, Blanche. Age is just a state of mind.
Blanche: Tell that to my thighs!

[Eliza]

14433

Dorothy: How long do you think you can stay handcuffed?
Blanche: My personal best is 32 hours... of course, then I had someone to play with.

[Eliza]

14434

Blanche: I do love the rain so... it reminds me of my first kiss.
Dorothy: Aww... your first kiss was in the rain?
Blanche: No... it was in the shower!

[Eliza]

14435
Dorothy: Rose, I know that this is a long shot, but did you take much acid during the sixites?

[Eliza]

14436

Dorothy: Ma, Rose isn't talking to me...
Sophia: Enjoy it while it lasts, now good night!

[Eliza]

14437
Blanche: I treat my body like a temple.
Sophia: Yeah, open to everyone, day or night!

[Eliza]

14438
Sophia: My hiney's asleep!
Dorothy: Fine... we'll keep our voices down.

[Eliza]

14439

Dorothy: There's a man on our lawn!
Blanche: Get the net!

[Eliza]

14440
Blanche: What do you think of my new dress? Is it me?
Sophia: It's too tight, it's too short, and it shows too much cleavage for a woman your age.
Dorothy: Yes, Blanche. It's you.

[Eliza]

14441
(Stan tries to sleep in Dorothy's bed)
Dorothy: You're not getting into this bed!
Stan: Then where am I supposed to sleep?
Dorothy: On the floor, like any dog!

[Eliza]

14442
Dorothy: Oh Ma, why did I ever marry that man?
Sophia: Because he knocked you up.
Dorothy: Why did I ever let that happen?
Sophia: Because he got you drunk.
Dorothy: Why am I having this conversation with you?!
Sophia: Beats the hell out of me!

[Eliza]

14443
Sophia: I can't believe I have a daughter who threw a priest out the door!
Dorothy: Ma, you have relatives that throw priests out of windows!!

[Eliza]

14444
"Sticks and Stones may break your bones. But cement pays homage to tradition." ~Sophia

[Eliza]

14445
Blanche: I can't believe you said that! Oh if I weren't a lady I'd deck you.
Dorothy: You try and I'll have you on your back so fast you'll think you're out on a date.

[Eliza]

14446
Dorothy: So you're five years older. So am I, so is Blanche. Alright, so you have a few more wrinkles. So do I, so does Blanche. OK, so you're a little thicker around the middle. So is Blanche!

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[Steph]

14,451

Ah, the Golden Girls. Think I'm going to search for some episodes of those crazy pre-Sex in the City gals soon!

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[musicman]

14 456

[dicksbro]

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[Scarlett]

14,458

Good afternoon

[dicksbro]

14,459

[Steph]

14,460

Off to the CNE after some soup!

[Steph]

14,461

Super Dog Shows and fighter jet theatrics and food, food, food!!!

[dicksbro]

14,462

[celticangel]

14,463

[hellsbells]

#14,464

[musicman]

14465

[musicman]

Originally posted by Steph


Off to the CNE after some soup!

14466 - I was at the CNE yesterday Steph - have a good time? did ya win me anything? :)

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[Steph]

14472

Tyler tried to win something at the basketball toss but shite, the baskets are far away! :)

Enjoyed the Super Dog show, though.

[msuperson]

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[Steph]

14479

Off to the CN Tower tonight for another touristy day in T.O.

[Steph]

14480

But first, some surfing and relaxing!

[Steph]

14481

I saw two guinness world record holders yesterday. One was the highest dog jumper, the other was a tightrope walker. it's a weird world.

[Scarecrow]

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[Steph]

14491 leaving for the CN Tower a bit earlier than expected . . .

[Steph]

14492 jets flying overhead for the airshow. Someone mentioned it must be like this in Iraq . . yet they didn't know when a bomb might drop. Sorry for being semi-facetious in the million thread.

[Steph]

14993

another pal is in T.O. for the weekend. Everyone passes through T.O.!

[musicman]

14494

[musicman]

14495 - TO rocks - course everyone is passing through....

[celticangel]

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[dicksbro]

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[Steph]

14498

Whoops! Forgot to leave for the CN tower , , , sex trumps the tower!

[musicman]

14499
woohoo for sex!